A/N: I've been avoiding... er, I mean saving the one that's coming next. But, like Miss Independence Day, it had to be done, and I fear I can put it off no longer.
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"Why aren't you out of that outfit yet?"
"I haven't had time to change, what with you making me run around and me trying to read the new Harry Potter and all! I haven't even gotten to see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory yet."
"Okay, enough with the pop culture references, fangirl. Let's see..." Uno opened the envelope and turned quite pale. "... Oh no. They're going there."
"Going where, sir?"
"I can't believe they want us to go there!"
"... Sir? Is this as bad as the gender-switch one?"
"Oh, it has the potential to be much, much worse." He handed her the envelope. "Take this to the writers, but let them know I'm calling in some help. I wonder if Andrew Lloyd Webber is available...?"