"We're not.. I just couldn't sleep." Monica said sitting beside Chandler.
"You wanna sleep here?" He asked brushing some of her hair to the side.
She nodded and got into the other side of the bed. "Thank you." She smiled pecking him on the lips.
He wrapped his arms tightly around her and kissed her hair. "So how was work?" He closed his eyes and smelled her hair. It smelt like vanilla.
"Long and tiring. How about you?"
"Same... except I probably didn't work as hard as you."
She smiled and turned over in his arms. "Good night." She whispered and kissed him.
"Night."He smiled kissing her back.
"I have to go." Monica whispered and pecked Chandler on the cheek.
"No.." He said wrapping his arms around her tighter and kissing the top of her head.
Monica smiled and pulled Chandler's arms open. "I have to.. I overslept anyway." She said as she sat up. She bent over to peck him on the lips and stood up.
"Don't leave!" Chandler took her hand and begged like a child would.
Monica laughed. "I have to."
Chandler popped out his bottom lip. "Pwease Monica. You just got here."
Monica sat down on the bed and kissed him. "I have to... I should've been up 15 minutes ago."
"Who cares."
"I'll see you tonight at my place."
"Weren't we at your place the other night?"
"No we were here because Joey almost caught us."
"Oh yea.."
"Tonight at 10. Be there Bing."
"Fine. You can go. I'm tired of your face anyway." He said kissing her.
"Bye." She smiled and left.
"Hey you guys." Joey said coming into the coffee house with a big smile. "Is Chandler here?"
"No why?" Monica sipped her cup of coffee.
"Well... I have a really hot date for him tonight."
"What!" Monica said in a high voice. She could feel everyone looking at her. "What.. is her name?"
"Her name is Kathy and she's a hot one."
"If she's so hot why aren't you going out with her?" Rachel smiled.
"Because I'm going out with her best friend. "
"Oh the double date.. so you really haven't seen her yet?" Rachel picked up her cup of tea.
"Yea I have, she's really hot! But her friend is just a lot hotter."
"What makes you think Chandler's gonna even want to go on this date?"
"Trust me. He will. She's perfect for him."
"You don't know that." Monica said giving Joey some attitude.
"Yes I do. He hasn't gotten any in I don't know how long. I'm guessing since Janice. The other day I caught him making sex noises in bed and he was making girl ones too! I thought it was Monica!"
"Yea he really needs to go out." Phoebe nodded. "I caught him making those noises like last week. He's really good at doing you Mon."
Monica laughed nervously. "But you know Chandler. He doesn't like blind dates. I don't think it's a good idea."
"Why?" Ross asked wondering why Monica really didn't want Chandler on this date.
"Because.. you know.. its in the interest of Chandler."
"Why don't you want him to go on this date so badly?" Rachel leaned forward and stared at Monica.
"Because he's my friend and... I know how much he hates blind dates and he would do the same for me."
"Monica trust me. I know him and he will LOVE her."
Monica really didn't know what to say. She didn't want them all the get suspicious. "Ok. But I'm not going to deal with his whining."
"Coffee." Chandler smiled at Gunther and walked to the couch sitting next to Phoebe. "Hey you guys.. what's up?"
"I got a date for you!" Joey said excitedly.
Chandler's eyes widened and he looked at Monica who was sitting in the arm chair drinking her coffee. "Ya... You did?"
"UH HUH!" Joey smiled. "She's really hott!"
"Why don't you go out with her then?"
"Here's your coffee." Gunther handed Chandler his hot coffee.
Chandler quickly drank his coffee not aware that it was super hot. "OH MY GOD! That's hot!" He set his cup on the table.
"We're going out with her and her best friend."
"Great. I don't think I ca.."
"Dude you need to get out! Cause those Monica noises that you make are really creepy."
"Chandler I think you should go." Rachel smiled. "I mean you never know. She could be the one."
"The what one?" Chandler said really fast.
"The one... you go out with?"
"I think you should go." Monica spoke up.
"What?"
"Why not? It's not like you're seeing anyone." Monica shrugged.
Chandler though for a while. What the hell was Monica doing he thought. Well if she was going to go a long with it then he had to go along with it. "Right. I haven't been seeing anyone.. I haven't had sex in months." Chandler nodded. "I'll go."
"Good choice!" Joey smiled and shook Chandler's shoulder.
"I'm gonna go home and clean." Monica smiled and grabbed her purse.
"Yea I'll come with you.. I need to change." Chandler dropped some money on the table and walked with Monica. They were silent until they got up to Monica's apartment. "Monica what the hell was that? You think I should go? We have plans tonight."
"I had to say something. They were all getting weird because I tried to say that you shouldn't go and Joey was telling them about the other night when he almost caught us and Phoebe heard us a week ago."
"What do we do? I don't want to go on this date!"
"Ok. I thought about this the whole way up.. Ok. You will go on this date and you will sit through the appetizers and then after the appetizers you for some reason will feel so sick you need to go home."
"That's a good idea.."
"I know!" Monica smiled and kissed him.
"Well I can't wait to get sick tonight.."
"Me too."
Chandler looked around the restaurant. It was a very nice restaurant. He couldn't wait to get out of there. He was ready to leave and go to Monica's. He looked down at his watch and the over at Joey. "They're late..."
"Emmy!" Joey called standing up and walking over to a gorgeous blonde.
"Hey Joey." She smiled greeting him with a kiss.
"Kathy this is Chandler. Chandler Kathy."
She was beautiful. He had pictured her as some Janice looking person. Someone Joey called hot to get Chandler to go. "Hi.."
"Hi." She smiled.
Chandler pulled out a chair for her and sat down. He couldn't get over how beautiful she was. They talked for a bit and the appetizers came...they ate and the night went on. Chandler couldn't get his mind off of Kathy. He didn't think about Monica once. Not once.
"I think Joey and I are going to call it a night. It was nice meeting you Chandler." Emmy smiled standing up "I'll see you at home Kathy." She took Joey's hand and left.
Chandler smiled and looked at Kathy. "So did you have fun tonight?"
She nodded and sipped her wine. "You ready to leave?"
"Yea." He smiled and stood up. "Do you want to go for a walk or something?" Not only was she beautiful... but she was smart and funny. She was perfect.
"I would love to." She smiled and took Chandler's hand.
How was this? Thanks so much for the reviews! Sorry it took so long to get this up.. there's just been so much construction and stuff going on at my house and you know back to school shopping and i have to have fun before school starts again.. argh.. so yea.. sorry. I hope you liked this chapter. PLEASE REVIEW!
