First of all, I don't like how they screwed up the site. I couldn't figure out how to upload ANY of my documents. Secondly, what is it with this

'no reviewing crap after a certain time', we don't need a curfew! Dang!

Kit-Halliwell- Funnier? Funnier? You want it funnier? Okay, and I can only make em a certain length, it just depends on my idea, so bare with me.

Alex- I know it was a good idea- at least you know there's an upside to stealing ideas, huh? Feel free to take any ideas you want! LOL

Halli-Halliwell- Thanxs

Charmed1s-Halliwells-Thanks, it's a talent!

Disclaimer- I don't own Charmed- I did but I traded it to Alex for Prue's soul, how he got that is beyond me….not really! LoL!

Day 2- Oy vey

Piper had managed to sleep off that horrible headache and Leo had gotten some. (Piper was asleep of course.) Paige already had wicked food poisoning from some bad cheese, and Cole and Phoebe ran out of positions from their Karma Sutra book. Everyone was so bored.

"Well at least we've got cable." Cole told Leo as they watched football. Wait football-Leo? Nah,

"Good ole cable." Leo agreed as he popped a chip into his mouth.

"Lemme watch something!" Phoebe cried as she tried to snatch the remote from Cole, but he slapped her. She ran off crying, baby.

Suddenly the picture started to go fuzzy.

"No, no no." Leo shook his head. The picture went out.

"NOOOO!" Both men screamed. Leo hit the side of the TV with his fist.

"That's not gonna work, step aside." Cole ordered. He wiped his hands together then threw an energy ball at it. It exploded.

Leo shot him a glance that was a cross between; confusion, pity, and heartburn. "Well that didn't work either!" He screamed.

"What are we gonna do? That was our only source of entertainment, well your only source, I have Phoebe, but still." Cole rambled as he looked at the scorch mark where their beautiful TV just was.

"This can't be happening, we've only been here a day and everything's screwing up!" Leo wined. "If someone was writing this they have a sick sense of humor." He added.

Just then 'They' jingled.

"Thank god," Leo sighed. "They're calling," He said.

"Take me with you!" Cole pleaded. Literally, he got down on his hands and knees.

"Sorry dude," Leo smiled. He orbed away.

"Chicken!" Cole cried as he shook his fist in the air. Phoebe ran in.

"Chicken? Where?" She looked around. Cole shook his head.

Meanwhile…

Piper sat in the attic. The only place where she could get peace. But today was different, because I'm controlling it. So Paige walked in, she looks paler than usual, I mean Dracula pale, which actually makes her look less pale.

Piper moaned angrily. "What do you want?" She asked as she watched Paige sit down.

"I don't feel so great, I was throwing up blood earlier." She complained as she held her stomach.

Piper hugged her. "Well it's not my problem." Paige pulled away. "Why don't you just have Leo heal you?"

"I can't find him." She groaned.

"Chicken." Piper muttered. Phoebe came running in, panting.

"Chicken? Where?" She looked around once again.

"Up your butt." Piper shot back. Phoebe walked out, hurt.

"Anyway, you can't say that I didn't warn you, you can't leave cheese, that was bad to begin with, next to your heater then eat it 6 hours later."

"But it was so good!" Paige licked her lips, but the thought only made her sicker. She threw up all over Piper's shoes.

"Oh… that's just great!" Piper bitched as she pushed Paige away. "God, okay you go lay down in your room and I'm gonna make you a potion, before I lose anymore shoes." Piper ordered.

Paige nodded. "Thanks Piper," She orbed out.

Meanwhile…(I love sayin that!)

Phoebe sat in the sunroom alone. She was sad. "Why do people think I'm so stupid? I'm not the one with the pink diary." She thought glumly. Piper walked past. Phoebe shot up and followed her sister, who strangely smelt like warm cheese, into the kitchen. "Piper you don't think I'm stupid, do you?"

:"Phoebes, I'm gonna be honest with you, I say this out of love. If you were any dumber we would have to water you twice a week." Piper said as she started making the potion that would probably just get thrown up on her again.

"Gee thanks Piper." Phoebe smiled at what she thought was a compliment.

Piper rolled her eyes. "Will you go away?"

Phoebe pouted. "Fine, jerk." She walked away.

Meanwhile… (Sorri, sorri, sorri!)

Cole was bored to death. Now Cole wasn't stupid, but he wasn't Einstein either. He decided to spin around in circles to see if he would get dizzy, he did, and in the process he broke the grandfather clock. "Uh oh." He muttered when he regained consciousness. He had to come up with a cover story, fast, but it was too late because Piper walked in.

"Cole, what the hell did you do to the clock?" She screamed as she punched him in the shoulder.

Cole couldn't think of anything, so he said the first thing that popped into his head. "Uh, there was this, umm UFO, yea and it flew in through the window, and I tried to stop it, b-but it smashed into the clock then flew back out."

"UFO's huh?" Piper asked as she picked up a conveniently placed newspaper and rolled it up; she hit Cole on the nose. "No, very, very bad Cole!" She scolded him. Well this being my story Cole whimpered away like the sad creature he was. 'Great,' Piper thought as she looked at the remnants of the clock that they got fixed at least once a week. "Paige! She screamed. Seconds later Paige trudged down the stairs but missed the last one and fell flat on her face. "Hurry," Piper urged. Paige got up and walked over to her.

"Huh?" She moaned. She didn't look all that great, but then again, when has she ever?

Piper pointed to the clock. "Do that spell you like so much." She ordered and folded her arms.

"Piper I…"Paige started.

"Don't 'Piper I' get to it!"

Paige suddenly felt dizzy; she looked at Piper, who appeared to her like 3 Piper's, god no. "Piper," She muttered then fell over, unconscious.

Piper bent over and slapped Paige's face slightly. "Hey, wake up sleepy head." She said in a sweet voice, nothing. "Paige?" She asked, still nothing. Piper shook Paige hard enough to break her scrawny neck, and still nothing. "Paige!" Piper screamed in her face. She just didn't get it. "C'mon I ask you to fix the clock and you pull this crap!" She looked up and saw Phoebe standing there with a huge smile plastered on her face.

"Take a picture, it'll last longer."

"I knew it, I knew you would kill one of us sooner of later, just like you killed Prue, huh?" Phoebe said matter-of-factly.

Piper stood up and placed her hands on her hips. "I didn't kill Paige!"

"What about Prue?" Phoebe raised an eyebrow.

Piper paused. "I didn't kill Paige!" She repeated then walked away.

Phoebe looked down at her. "Paige you're gonna be my new doll, K?" Phoebe said in her sweetest voice as she started to drag Paige's limp body up the stairs. "Let's go have a tea party..

Cole sat up in the attic and waited for Leo, Leo suddenly orbed in, just in time. Cole smiled wickedly at Leo then pulled out a paintball gun and started to shoot at Leo.

"Ow, Cole stop it!" Leo cried as he tried to find a place to hide. Dumb ass didn't think to orb. Leo started to cry, Cole stopped.

"That's what you get for leaving me here in this hell hole!" Cole shouted. He shook his head as Leo cringed in the corner, still crying. "Dude, grow a pair, will ya?" He helped Leo to his feet and they went and sat on the couch. "Shh, stop crying." He whispered. "If Piper finds out that I hurt you she'll kill me." And it was true, Piper was very overprotective of Leo, to her he was like a mentally ill guy, which just happened to be good in bed, on occasion.

Leo stifled a laugh and stopped crying.

"Good, now I have an idea, why don't we summon Prue and get her to give us a couple of lap dances?" Cole suggested.

"But wouldn't that be cheating?" Leo asked.

"No, besides it's just a simple dance. It's not like we're breaking any commandments. Although if 'thou shalt not do it on the roof' is a sin Phoebe and I are guilty." Cole somewhat bragged. Though I suppose anything you do with Freebie is nothing to brag about. (Cough-Slut-Cough-Whore-Cough.)

"That's nasty," Leo shook his head then gave in. "Alright, but we can't summon anyone; you're human now and I'm…"Cole cut him off.

"A pissy Whitelighter, yea I know, but there are no rules to this story, so we can." Cole said as he strutted over to the BOS.

"Story?" Leo mumbled as he followed.

After looking at the thickness of the book Cole spoke up. "Why don't we just make up a spell?" He suggested.

' Oh send us Prue,

Who? Prue, so I can scr- I

I mean… see her again.'

Well as crappy as that spell was; it worked, because Prue appeared in gold and white lights. She looked around, confused.

"Ah damn, how'd I end up back here?" She screamed.

Piper looked up towards the attic suddenly. She felt a chill go through her very soul.

"Ah, w-we summoned you." Leo answered.

"What?" Prue screamed, enraged. She whipped her arm, sending both men flying into the wall.

"Wow, is that hot or what?" Cole elbowed Leo.

"Or what…" Leo replied as they both stood up.

"Why did you summon me?" Prue demanded as she placed a hand on her hip.

"We, and I mean Leo and I, were kinda hopin…"

"Only if you want." Leo added.

"Right, if you could…" But Piper walked in.

"On hell no!" Piper screamed.

"Never mind," Leo muttered.

TBC…

Okay, I'll admit, not my best work, and for that I am truly and deeply sorry, but I've got writer's block, and I need to take a break, so be nice, and don't scold me too bad, please! Everyone's entitled to a bad day. You know the drill.

Cya!