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Witchy girl 88- Thank you

Alex- THANK U- Cole bullying Leo huh? I can do that. Speaking of which; you said you shacked up with Leo once? Well I'll trade you, you can have Cole and I'll take Leo, deal? Good. And Cole's special so he can be mortal and throw energy balls too!

Disclaimer- don't own Charmed never will.

Day 3- Ding dong the witch is back.

"What the hell are you doing here!" Piper screamed as she threw a candle stick at Prue.

"Ask you're sorry excuse for a husband and his lover!" Prue shot back.

"Whoa!" Cole said.

"Seriously!" Leo added.

"Sorry," Prue rolled her eyes. "I meant his lova." She said in an accent.

"What the fuck are you doing summoning Prue, jackass?" Piper scolded as she punched Leo on the shoulder.

"Yea jackass," Cole kicked him in the shins.

"Yea jackass," Grams slapped him on the back of the head. Wait a minute.

"Grams get out of here; you're not supposed to be here till later!" Prue yelled. Grams disappeared.

"But I didn't… Fine whatever I summoned Prue for Cole and I."

Piper gasped and Prue smiled.

"See Piper, I told ya Leo liked me better!" She stuck out her tongue.

"Get bent," (Whoa, haven't said that in awhile)

"Okay," She grabbed Leo's arm and they ran out of the room.

"That's not what I meant!" Piper screamed as she chased after them.

Cole stood there. "What about me?" He pouted.

Piper chased Prue down the hall and chucked her shoe at her head. It hit her and she fell down. "Ha ha, Piper 1, Prue 0." Piper wiped off some of the blood and placed the shoe back on. Leo stood there. Piper sat on Prue's back so she couldn't move.

"Are you as turned on as I am?" Leo asked.

"Just go get me some damn duct tape will ya!"

Leo orbed away then orbed back with some duct tape and one of Phoebe's dirty thongs.

"What's that for?" Piper asked as she taped Prue's feet and hands together.

"You don't wanna hear her screaming do you?"

"Good point," Piper took the garment between two fingers gingerly. She scrunched up her nose and shoved it into Prue's mouth.

Prue gagged and threw up in her mouth, but she had to swallow it, which only made her throw up again.

Leo threw Prue into the closet and shut the door.

"You think we should've gotten Andy's skeleton out of there first?" Piper asked. Leo shook his head.

"No, they wanted to be together, now they can be." Leo wiped his hands together.

"See, we make a pretty good team. That is; when I'm not busy being bitchy and overbearing, and you're not busy writing in your diary." Piper put her arm around him as they headed downstairs.

Leo nodded and smiled then looked around. "Where are Phoebe and Paige?"

Piper shrugged. "I dunno they're around here somewhere."

Up in Phoebe's room.

Phoebe pulled out a tray from her Easy-Bake oven and pulled off a sticky green pile off of it and shoved it into Paige's mouth.

Paige had woken up sometime between the blood-red chocolate cake and the crunchy brownies, but she wished she hadn't. She cried as she chewed what she hoped was a cereal bar. She bit into something hard. She tried to swallow but couldn't, several painful attempts later she swallowed and vowed to burn off her taste buds later.

"So…what do you think?" Phoebe beamed.

Paige couldn't hurt her sister's feelings. Oh wait, yes she could! "Phoebes, this looks like something a cat threw up and tasted like…like…It was so horrible the taste was indescribable!" Paige stood up.

Phoebe's bottom lip started to tremble and she cried. "I'm telling Piper on you!"

Paige shook her head then looked into the mirror. She gasped. Her once red hair was black, she wearing Cole's clothes, and she had on an appalling amount of make up.

"Phoebe, what's with the make up? I look like a French hooker!"

"What? I didn't mess with the make-up." Phoebe told her.

"Oh, well what about my hair? It's ruined!"

"That wasn't me; it was my imaginary friend, Nicole. She likes to play pranks." Phoebe said in her sweetest voice.

"I'll show you imaginary friend!" Paige started to choke Phoebe. Just then Cole walked in. He stood there then walked into the closet and walked back out with a video camera and started filming. They started punching each other. It was kinda funny, at least until Paige's arm snapped in two, and then it was hilarious!

"Oh boy," Cole muttered then walked away.

"Paige I'm so sorry!" Phoebe apologized as she looked at her wound.

Paige whimpered. "I-I'm telling Piper!" She ran out of the room.

"No Paige, wait!" Phoebe chased after her. Paige made it to the kitchen before Phoebe tackled her to the ground. Which only made the bone in her arm come out farther.

"What's going on here?" Piper asked as she looked down from on top of the counter.

"Phoebe hur…" Paige froze. "What are you doing up there?" She stood up and saw Piper and Leo naked on the island. "Oh god Piper, that's disgusting! We make food on there!" Paige almost threw up.

Phoebe's jaw hung open as she stared at Leo. Paige turned her attention to him also.

"Wow," Phoebe muttered. Piper started throwing knives at them and they ran out.

Now we're gonna check on Cole.

"SO bored-gonna die," Cole sighed as he threw a bowling ball down the stairs. Phoebe dodged it just in time.

"Whatcha doin?" Phoebe asked.

"Playing with my balls." Cole answered.

Phoebe started cracking up. Cole dropped a bowling ball on her foot. She stopped. "Sorry,"

"Anyway, how's Paige?" Cole asked as they sat on the stairs.

"Fine, she went to try to fix her arm." Phoebe giggled. "Hey I saw you taping earlier; we could sell it on the internet."

"You wanna?"

"Only if I get half the cut." Phoebe insisted.

"Deal," They got up and started walking towards their bedroom but stopped when they heard kicking coming out of the closet. Cole opened the door and Prue fell out.

"Prue?" Phoebe asked in shock.

Prue said something in a muffled voice.

Cole pulled out the thong and looked it over. "Hey this is mi- I mean Phoebe's." Cole quickly covered.

"Piper and Leo put me in here!" Prue tried to catch her breath.

"Why?" Phoebe chuckled as she undid the duct tape. Why she did that is beyond me.

"I dunno, she told me to get bent and I started to run off with Leo. You know, same basic shit I tried when I was alive."

"Whatever, just don't be trying that 'shit' with Cole. Or else I'll kill your undead ass!" Phoebe threatened.

Cole gave Prue a wink then he and Phoebe started walking again.

"Wait! What am I supposed to do? Please don't let Piper and Leo get me again!" Prue pleaded. Wait, did she just say 'please'? Run for your lives! It's a sign of the Apocalypse!

"You can go meet Paige. That should be fun." Phoebe suggested.

"You mean that pasty-ass-bitch?" Prue asked.

"That's her alright," Phoebe said then walked away.

An evil spread across Prue's face as she went to find her half-sister.

TBC….

There ya go; I swear I have the WORST case of writers block. But it shall pass, just as that bean burrito did. LOL just kidding! Hoped you guys liked it, now go do that thing that you do that you do oh so well!

Cya!

Nicole!