Day 6- Nightmare on Prescot St.

"Leo, are you sure you put Phoebe in her room?" Piper asked as she looked under Phoebe's bed.

"I'm positive," Leo answered and looked in the toilet.

"I bet you she found a way out, she didn't even tell me. That little whore." Paige said angrily.

"I don't see why we're bothering to look for her, I mean, now that she's gone I get her room!" Prue cheered. "Not to mention Cole," She added under her breath.

"What was that?" Cole asked. Prue shook her head. "Well we've been searching for almost an hour and we still can't find her. I say we count our blessings and try to find a way out ourselves."

"Shouldn't you be a little more hurt? I mean your wife is missing, possibly dead, and your feeling up Prue!" Piper said, disgusted and slightly jealous, at the sight of Prue and Cole.

Cole cleared his throat. "Well shouldn't you be more hurt, I mean she was your sister, and your already shredding her pictures!"

Piper stopped in mid-shred of Phoebe's baby picture. "Okay, we're even, none of us miss her."

"Then how come we just wasted a page talking about her?" Paige questioned. Everyone shrugged.

"I'm hungry," Leo randomly spoke up.

"Yea, me too." Piper agreed. "I'll go start dinner, meanwhile I want you nimrods to keep trying to find a way out." Piper ordered then walked out.

"Bitch," Prue mumbled.

"I heard that!" Piper screamed.

Meanwhile in the basement…

"So you're telling me that you brought your brother back from the future so you could gain control of the Nexus?" Phoebe asked. She was tied to a chair in the center of the room. The only light was coming from the single lightbulb that was hanging over Phoebe.

Wyatt nodded. "That's right Aunt Phoebe," He told her telepathically.

"Okay, I'm still freaked out about the psychic talking thing." Phoebe shuddered.

Just then Chris orbed in.

He smiled. "I checked up on our beloved family." He started. "They're no longer searching for Phoebe, they're still looking for a way out. And I must say; Aunt Prue is looking might-y fine,"

"Eww, Hillbilly much?" Phoebe gagged.

"I want to see them," Wyatt commanded. Chris nodded and walked over to the corner and walked back with a giant stone basin and set in on a table. He lifted Wyatt on to the table and poured a couple bottles of Evian into the bowl.

"Fancy," Phoebe mumbled.

Wyatt ignored the comment and lightly touched the water with the pads of his fingers. The water's clear appearance changed. Now it showed Piper and Leo in the kitchen.

"Cool," Chris whispered.

Piper was at the kitchen sink, rinsing off something and Leo was staring at Piper's butt.

"Why do you think we can't leave?" Piper asked, still at the sink. Leo didn't say anything. "Leo?" She turned around.

"Huh, oh I'm not sure. Has it occurred to anyone to check the Book?" He said blankly as he stared at her chest.

"Oh for the love of god Leo, you know what they look like, we're married!" Piper screamed.

"I know," Leo barely heard her. She crossed her arms. Leo looked up at her. "Oh fine, I'll go check the Book." He walked off.

"Didn't need to see that." Chris shuddered.

Wyatt touched the water again and the image showed into Paige's room. She was jumping around, throwing her arms every other way. She looked possessed.

"Oops I did it again! I played with your heart, got lost in the game!" Paige sang along with her stereo. She was wearing a Catholic Schoolgirl outfit, trying to mimic one of Britney's videos.

"That's-just-wrong," Phoebe cringed.

Finally Wyatt touched the water once more and showed Prue and Cole…ahem…doing each other.

"Prue!" Phoebe screamed at the bowl.

"Prue!" Cole suddenly screamed.

Phoebe raised an eyebrow. She had an idea. "Prue, you're a slut!"

"Prue, you're a slut!" Cole screamed out.

"Hey! Stop that!" Chris slapped Phoebe.

"Hey stop that!" Prue said between breaths. They stopped and looked around.

Wyatt plunged his hand into the bowl and pulled out a little stopper. The water began to drain out. Phoebe looked under the table but saw nothing.

"That is some freaky Harry Potter shit,"

"Chris, start digging. I want that Nexus found by the time I wake up from my nap!" Wyatt ordered.

"Okay," Chris gave Wyatt a bottle and a blanket. He quickly fell asleep.

Chris walked over to a marked spot, picked up a shovel, and started to dig. Phoebe watched him. At the same time she was trying to break the rope.

"Why do you let him boss you around like that?" Phoebe asked.

"He's my older brother," Chris laughed like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"Not here he's not. Wyatt's only 2 and a half, and how old are you?"

"26," Chris answered.

Phoebe giggled.

"I see your point, but I don't mind." He shuttered as he looked over at the sleeping Wyatt.

"I know how you feel. No one thinks you're good enough. You don't measure up, you're stupid, slutty, never held down a job in her whole life Phoebe! Well look how the tables have turned Prue! You're rotting in the ground while I'm a successful advice columnist!" Phoebe ranted angrily.

"Being the youngest sucks," Chris muttered.

"Well now I'm not even the youngest. I'm not anything anymore! Not since Vampirella came along!"

"Okay, look, it's nice getting a little free therapy, really, but I'm not supposed to talk to the hostages." Chris glanced at her then turned back to the digging. Although he could be doing it telekinetically, dumb ass.

"Chris, why don't you untie me and we can both take over the Nexus, together!" Phoebe tried to persuade him.

"I dunno,"

"C'mon, it'll be fun, we could be in total power and get rid of our siblings at the same time." Phoebe said.

Chris thought for a moment, still not convinced.

Phoebe sighed. "Fine, don't, let Wyatt continue to make your life a living hell. Once he gets the Nexus it's only gonna get worse." Phoebe laughed to herself, she never thought she'd be dissing on her 2 year old nephew for being evil.

"Alright, but no tricks." Chris set the shovel down and walked over to untie Phoebe. But she had already untied herself so she kicked Chris in the…ehem…orbs then ran upstairs.

She found her family in the dining room eating and discussing something.

"Guys! Thank god I found you! Wyatt is…" Phoebe was interrupted.

"AH Zombie!" Prue screamed. She picked up a shovel and hit Phoebe over the head.

"You dumb ass, she's not a zombie!" Piper slapped her supposedly 'smart' sister. "Leo, you wanna heal her?"

"Not really, when has she ever done anything for me?" Leo said in between bites of food.

"Oh, there was the time she saved you from the Darklighter," Paige reminded him.

"That was me!" Piper corrected.

"Ok, then what about the time she squashed that spider that was sitting on top of the toilet after you had just eaten your weight in Mexican food?" Paige tried again.

"That would be me," Cole raised his hand.

"Ugh, oh how about the time… wait, that was me. Ooh there's…no, ok so maybe she hasn't done anything for you…"

"Except give me Herpes," Leo muttered.

Piper looked like she was about to pass out.

"…but I think you should heal her all the same." Paige finished, suppressing the urge to say that Phoebe had given her Herpes also. Lol

Leo rolled his eyes. "Fine, but you're gonna regret it." He bent down to Phoebe who was lying in a puddle of her own blood. He put his hand over her head and healed her.

Phoebe stood up and shook her head; a faint rattling sound was heard. "Thanks Prue, now I forgot what I was gonna say."

"You're welcome," Prue smiled, then screamed. "Ah Zombie!" She swung the shovel again this time instead of hitting Phoebe she hit an actual zombie, it's head went flying across the room and broke the grandfather clock.

"Not the clock!" Piper cried. She looked down at the zombie who was emitting green goo from his neck. She threw her hands up. "That's never gonna come out!" She stormed out of the room.

(Silence) To fill the block Cole takes off his shirt, and so does Leo.

Just then Chris walked in.

"Chris!" Phoebe screamed.

"Who's Chris?" Prue asked, but staring at Cole also.

"He's…" Phoebe started.

"You," Chris smiled wickedly then glamoured into Phoebe. (Gasps)

Piper suddenly walked in, then stopped. "Omigod! Why are there tow Phoebes'! Someone please tell me why there are two Phoebes'!"

"I dunno, one minute this really weird looking guy named Chris walks in the next thing we know he's morphed into the Slutty One." Paige replied.

"Hey! I resent that!" Phoebe screamed.

Chris laughed then grabbed Phoebe's arm then orbed. Seconds later they orbed back.

"Which one's the real one?" Leo asked.

"Who cares? I say we blow both of them up." Piper said.

"No, you can't, one of those Phoebe's is my daughter!" Someone screamed.

Everyone turned to see who had said that.

"Grams!" Everyone except for Leo and the real Phoebe gasped. Leo shrieked like a little girl and fainted and Phoebe was too busy listening to her iPod to care.

"That's right, Phoebe is my brotha from anotha motha.." She said all gangsta style. "I-I mean my daughter."

TBC….

WOW! What a twist! That was good…

Cya!

Nicole