Anywho…so here is the other chapter! And thanks to Hp Ninja who has already reviewed even though I only got the other ch out about a half an hour ago! oh and where did you find the How to Agiate someone who doesn't like Harry Potter thing! Could you email it to me or something? And yes Crambo is funny! Heh heh heh! Okay and this chapter's is from Lilo and Stitch cause it is just so funny AND Lilo and Stitch 2 is coming out on TUESDAY! (Its probably my fav Disney movie….Stitch is my second fav. Disney character, Meeko is first!)

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Hula Teacher: Lilo, why are you all wet?
Lilo: It's sandwich day. Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich...
Hula Teacher: "Pudge" is a fish?
Lilo: And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said "a tuna sandwich". I can't give Pudge tuna.
(whispering)
Lilo: Do you know what tuna IS?
Hula Teacher: Fish?
Lilo: hysterical It's fish. If I gave Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination. I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter 'cause all we have is... is... Stinkin' tuna!
Hula Teacher: Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important?
Lilo: (calm) Pudge controls the weather.
Myrtle: "Your Crazy!"
Alyssa was looking through the stands and racking her brain frantically while trying to think of someone who would help her. She couldn't see or think of a single person – until she spotted Ben.

"Hey what's up Ben?"

"Alyssa!" he said jumping and turning away from his friend who was in the middle of a sentence.

"Remember how you wanted me to go to homecoming with you?"

"Yeah…" he said grinning and looking her over.

"Stupid question," she muttered and then said, " I will on one condition…"

Harry tried his best to catch up with Alyssa but was pushed out of the way by some freshman. When they finally moved out of the way he couldn't find her for a couple of minuets. Then when he did spot her, his jaw dropped. She was sitting with none other but the last person he had expected. The guy who asked her out daily and harassed her.

'This can NOT be good,' he thought once again and ran the rest of the way up the bleachers to where she was.

"Who are you? Her boyfriend?" Ben said. She turned around and saw Harry sitting next to her.

"No that's Brad, he's a foreign exchange student living in my house, so you willing to do it?"

"Of course!"

"What in Merlin's name do you think you are doing?" Harry hissed in her ear.

"Revenge!" she hissed back.

"Good! After half time go and talk to her okay?"

"Okay." She got up and started to walk away with Harry.

"So why did you follow me?" Alyssa asked almost ecstatic.

"Because you looked like what Sirius did when Snape was mentioned. What are you doing?"

"Revenge on September, I know what I'm doing is harsh but someone needs to do to her what she does to everybody else."

"And what would that be?"

"A heartbreak. Wow do you have any idea how many songs could fit what the relationship is going to be like?" she said almost dreamily, "You've got embrace your inner Marauder Brad!" she said starting to skip but there were to many people in the way so she stopped. "Bloody – Ugh! It's almost half time gotta go!" she said looking at the scoreboard and noticing the band had already left. She hurried to Ron and grabbed her flute from him and gave a quick "thanks!" and ran off.

"So what is she doing?"

"You don't even want to know."

As they marched off the field after finishing playing. That nervous feeling was stronger than ever, almost to the point that she was nauseous.

She hurried past all the other band members trying to find their friends, and went to Harry and Hermione since Ron was off getting some food. Hermione didn't turn away from Harry right away to look at her so she glanced at her feet, and froze when she saw somebody in a cloak under the stands.

"Does she look okay to you? She looks almost sick!"

"She doesn't look quite right, but I'm sure she's okay!"

"She looks fine to me. I'm going to go and get some food, you want anything?"

"We're talking about Alyssa's health and all you can think of is food?"
"And you call me the over protective brother? You're mental," Ron said and left.

"I'm sure she's fine Brad, I've seen her worse."

"You have! When?"

"Wrong choice of words," Hermione muttered as Alyssa sat down next to her.

"What is that suppose to mean?"

"Nothing," she replied and rolled her eyes as she felt Alyssa tense up.