It was Mary Sue's second day in Canada, and she was already starting school at (you guessed it) Degrassi Community School, (crowd cheers) and we all know how people from America just randomly move to Canada to escape their long, hard pasts. We see her walk up the steps, even though when people write Mary Sues, they want it to be them, so maybe we don't really see her walking up the steps.
She's all by herself, and bunches of people, mainly guys, run up to her. Guys including Spinner, who gets ran over by Jimmy's wheelchair for making Rick shoot him, Jimmy, who has a girlfriend but is always sitting so someone can ride on his lap, Craig, whose girlfriend left him for London, and some other little black kid that no one really wants on the show so he got shoved aside. Jay, Sean (who came back just for the new season), and Towerz all stand off to the side and look gangsta.
"Oh no!" Mary Sue cried out in despair. "How will I ever choose? I need someone to help me escape from my long, hard, past!"
"Fuck this," Jimmy muttered, and rolled away to Hazel. Jimmy's the only character that's got his head on straight because barley anyone writes fics about him. Craig turned to Mary Sue.
"I've had a long, hard past too. We can deal together."
"Okay. But first I have to make Jay and Towerz go soft and then make all the girls lesbian and catfight over me and then make Marco un-gay and become best friends with Emma. But then we can go out, okay?"
"Deal."
Part 2: Jay writes Mary Sue a love poem.