Haha wow, I love how I've gotten SO many reviews. Actually I really could care less, all I'm trying to do here is get the point across that you SHOULDN'T WRITE FUCKING MARY SUES. They're annoying as HELL. Anyways, flame me all you want. This wasn't meant to be a masterpiece; it's meant to tell people something and maybe even piss people off. So really, say anything. It doesn't bother me.
Mary Sue had four successful days at Degrassi. Everyone loved her, except Paige, who hated her a LOT because Mary Sue was taking all her friends away. Mr. O. even noticed her, and that pedophile isn't even in teacher's college anymore. Marco didn't like her much either, because every time he saw her he felt two things: a pang of jealousy because Dylan was staring at her ass all day, and a weird feeling down in his lower region. Maybe he wasn't so gay after all.
Mary Sue was especially excited today, because it was a brand new week of school. She had been staring at Jay, Sean, and Craig the whole four days she had been at school and was pretty convinced that she could seduce any of them. They even stopped looking at Manny, and so Manny decided to hate her and wear even less clothes. On Monday she showed up in a miniskirt and a tube top, but Mary Sue was triumphant once again, because SHE wore her g-string bikini.
"You bitch!" Manny shrieked. "I'M the school slut! Go fuck yourself!"
"Why would I? I can get any guy in this school! YOU'RE just used goods!" Mary Sue retorted.
"Oh no she didn't," Darcy muttered.
"Shut up, you pointless little girl. You're only here so Rick could look at some pussy and Emma could have a friend when she contracted an STD from MY future boyfriend!"
Alex, who had turned lesbian, suddenly got jealous. SHE secretly wanted Mary Sue. She couldn't tell anyone though, because Ellie, her girlfriend, would get angry. Emma, however, was still the ravine queen…just on the other side of town. She was Bardel's slut now, and she was a dick sucking pro. No one could beat her. She was covered in bracelets. She even made earrings out of some.
"Mary Sue, you're getting my sloppy seconds." She stuck up her nose and walked away. This was just a bother to Mary Sue, so she tripped her and turned back to Manny.
"I'm the school slut now, and if you have a problem with that, you can…uh…you can…" But by then Mary Sue was cut short. Jay ran up to her.
"Mary Sue! I love you. I even wrote you a poem!" Mary Sue looked at the paper, and smiled seductively.
"Thank you, Jay. Now I have to run off squealing to the bathroom." And so she did. When she got there, she read it out loud.
I love you, Mary Sue
For all the wonderful things you do.
I love the way you laugh.
I even love the way you talk about crap.
Instead of Craig or Sean, choose me!
I'm more of a man than they'll ever be.
Sean ran home to his parents.
Craig beat up his step-dad.
Then his girlfriend left him.
I know, it's sad.
So keep it real…and choose me, yo.
Love, Jay
Mary Sue smiled, and then thought long and hard about her decision. 30 seconds later, she spoke again. "Aww, how cute. I think I'll choose Jay."
And so, Mary Sue and Jay (who was standing outside the bathroom the whole time) walked arm and arm down the hall, while Alex and Ellie made out to make them both jealous. It didn't work.
I don't know what the next chapter's gonna be yet. I need some inspiration from some horrible stories.