WOW! I got a lot of reviews for this now…thank you to everyone who reviewed, even though "carmelswirl11" said it sucked. But that's fine, cause that girl emails me like twice a day telling me to quit emailing her and each time I try to, she emails me some more. I don't get it. Anyway, thanks for reading. :)

Jay and Mary Sue had been going out for 2 weeks. It was soooooooooo cute. She had turned all gangsta like him, but still was herself. If that makes any sense. And he had turned soft, but was still hard and gangsta. You know how these things work out.

Today they were standing by Mary Sue's locker. Towerz and Amy were there too, making out, and Sean was off sulking in the corner because his ex girlfriend was with Jay's ex girlfriend and he couldn't even get with the new girl. The bell rang. They were all gonna be late to class, but they were hard-ass gangstas, so no one cared. Jay wasn't even going to class. He had to break into the pop machine. But Mary Sue cared about her studies; she was gonna be a pediatrician.

"Bye, honeybunchkinspoopoo," Mary Sue cooed.

"Uh…bye babe. See you after class. I'll be there to meet you." Mary Sue and her new friend, Emma (they had reconciled) squealed and ran off to class.

Mary Sue saw the new leg warmers on Emma, then noticed they were bracelets. She made a mental note to ask her where she got those. They were just so cute! When the girls got to class, Ms. Kwan gave them a Disapproving Look. They sat down in the back and talked about boys and sex. Everyone heard them and by lunch, the rumors had it that Mary Sue got gonorrhea from Emma when they made out in first period English. Mary Sue thought this was a good idea, and made a mental note to ask Emma over for a sleepover. Making that mental note reminded her of her other mental note to ask Emma where she got the bracelets to make the legwarmers and earrings and how come she had so many on her arms.

"Hey Emma, will you go to the bathroom with me?" Mary Sue was excited.

"Sure. That will give me an excuse so I can throw up my food to stay skinny so I can suck di—I mean, uh…maintain a good figure."

"Okay!" The girls skipped off. Once they were at the bathroom, Mary Sue took out a cigarette. Hanging around Jay, Towerz and Amy had some good side effects. She even began keeping a pipe and some weed in her backpack for when she got bored during class.

"Can I have one?" Emma asked.

"Sure. Now tell me, where on earth did you get those cute bracelets?" Emma paused for a second, then leaned close.

"I got them from…The Ravine."

This confused Mary Sue greatly. "What's that?"

"A magical place. It all depends on what you do."

"What depends on what you do?"

"Which color you get."

"Color of what?"

"These." Emma pointed up and down, all over her body.

"You can buy the bracelets at the ravine?"

"No, you earn them. If you suck a…penis--" She paused to giggle. "You get a blue one. Like these."

"What other colors can I get?" Mary Sue was excited. A whole career, working for bracelets!

"All the colors of the rainbow." Mary Sue noticed just now that Emma was talking in a slow, deep voice. She sounded kinda like God, only stoned. Speaking of stoned, Mary Sue pulled out her pipe and bag of dro.

"Let's smoke to celebrate!"

And so they did.

The next chapter is definitely the ravine…lol