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"Wow. I'm not in a dress anymore! I thought you guys were going to explain what was going on." Ryou remarked.
"Tambre tried but your yami took over so… it could take a while. Just please read the part in the script. Pegasus is not only drunk but also traumatized because someone actually burned his toon deck." Misha explained.
Joey, Tristan, and Duke try to look innocent. Pegasus is seen in the corner in a straight jacket, looking rather glassy eyed and muttering miscellaneous names of toon cards that were in his deck.
"All right." Ryou then reads from script, "So the good fairies took care of the infant princess for sixteen years hoping that Maleficent would never discover her absence. Passing themselves off as her uncles that have no life or girlfriends of their own…"
"HEY!" Seto and Marik object to the lack of girlfriends remark while Yami smirks and tries to hide a sharpie marker.
Ryou continued, "And they called her Rose. So the sixteen years have passed and they planned a surprise party for her."
The ring glows again. Bakura bursts out of the sound recording box. "Planned a what!"
Pushing him to the set Tambre commands, "Just get into place! Be grateful you're no longer in a dress!"
Scene: Living room at Seto's mansion. Guys are dressed in their normal attire and without cloaks.
"I've got the remote!" Tea declaired.
"NO! The big motorcycle race is on! Give it back!" Marik fought to retrieve the remote from her.
"Lizzy Maguire is better!"
"Is not!"
Growing annoyed with the arguing Bakura interjected, "Rose! Go outside and drown in the pond!"
"Drown in the pond! What kind of a uncle are you?" Tea demanded.
"One that really doesn't want to resort to this!" He whips out a rather large knife.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever." Tea gets up and tosses the remote on the couch and then leaves the mansion. Marik dives to retrieve the remote.
"Marik make the cake while me and Seto make the stupid dress." Bakura commanded.
"Fine! But I'm going to miss the show."
"I have Tivo!" Seto reminded Marik in annoyance. Turning to Bakura he asked, "Are you going to use your millennium ring to make a dress because well… you know, I don't want to."
"My ring is for soul stealing only. Would you like a demonstration?" Bakura smirked.
"I've already gotten my soul stolen by Pegasus! I think I've got the idea!"
"Very well, but I'm not making a dress!"
Bakura goes upstairs and comes down with a glittering, green prom dress.
"Where did that come from?"
"It's one of the props. I was a thief in Ancient Egypt, remember?" Bakura sneered.
"Not that I care, but it would look better blue."
"I don't care either, but let's make it black."
"She's supposed to be a princess not a witch. And if you wanted black, then why did you grab a green one?" Seto argued.
"Because I was borrowing without permission and didn't want to get caught. Why do you care?" Bakura returned.
"I already said I don't. I just like blue."
Popping his head out from behind the kitchen door, Marik inquired, "If it has to be blue can it be a blue bikini?"
"Be quiet and make your cake." Tea called from the main door.
"She was supposed to drown in the pond!" Bakura exclaimed.
"Oh no! She's back! This cake is still liquid!" Marik panicked.
"That's instant pudding you idiot!" Seto yelled.
"Hey, I spent fifteen years of my life underground!" Marik defended.
Running to the door, Bakura shouted, "Go pick some berries or something Rose!"
"Berries? Since when do you like berries?" Tea wondered.
"Just go already!" Bakura pushes a button on the wall that lets the guard dogs loose.
Tea can be heard screaming outside. She runs as fast as she could from the dogs and leaps over the fence and runs into the woods.
Looking through the peephole in the door, Bakura sneers, "Curses! She out ran the hounds. Oh well. I bought us more time."
Meanwhile Tea is wondering around outside on Seto's lawn muttering something about rotten uncles.
"Those jerks! Those dogs almost got me! And why are these stuffed animals hanging on wires following me?"
"What is that yellow creature on that wire?" Yami wondered off stage, pointing at a stuffed toy of Pikachu.
"Mokuba I told you no Poke'mon! This is the Yu-Gi-Oh cast!" Tambre scolded.
"I just wanted to do a hidden character from another anime show. You know how in the Disney movie: Tarzan, they have Little Brother from Mulan fall out of the professor's pocket when the gorilla grabbed him? I wanted to do something like that." Mokuba defended.
"Great, I suppose you're going to tell me that Kenshin is suddenly going to pop out and fight Mai in the end instead of Yami?" Misha sighed.
"Nah, he was booked up all ready." Mokuba replied.
"Just get the Pikachu out of there!" Tambre commanded.
Mokuba reluctantly runs out on the set, takes the pikachu off of the wire and runs back.
"Yami, get on the set!" Misha directed.
"Do I have to?" Yami whined.
"Stop complaining." Tambre scolded.
Tambre and Misha shove Yami on the set and he almost knocks over Tea. There's a loud ripping noise and Yami soon finds himself with his tights torn.
"AH!"
Everyone laughs and points.
"Oh my gosh! I can see his boxers!" Tea squeals.
--20 min. later of repairing damage Yami tries again--
Staggering, "Um, hello fair…lady."
"Suddenly Prince Phillip is taken over with the sensation of love." Ryou sighs.
"What!" Both Tea and Yami exclaim.
"I know it's stupid but we'll just have to deal with it." Tambre replied.
"Whatever." Yami blushes.
"Remember your lines." Misha reminded.
"What are you doing around here?" Yami asked Tea.
"Why? Shouldn't I be around here?" Tea replied.
"The woods are a very dangerous place for a lady. I once was forced into a duel in the woods."
"I know I was there."
"Tea!" Tambre scolded.
"I mean what is a duel?" Tea corrected herself.
"You've never heard duel monsters." Yami was in shock.
"No." She whispered to herself, "I can't believe I just said that."
"It is a game with cards and monsters."
"Sounds dangerous."
"Well it is sort of."
Tambre reluctantly nudges Mokuba. Mokuba pushes play on a tape player and The Dancing Queen starts playing. Misha sighs.
"Oh, brother." Tea groans.
Tambre rolls her eyes, "You're supposed to start dancing now."
Off screen, Seto remarked, "This should be amusing."
"I don't know how to dance." Yami blushed again.
"I guess it wouldn't hurt to show you."
Ryou reads from the script, "Rose shows Prince Phillip how to dance, not knowing that he is the prince that she was betrothed to when she was a baby; (with Seto making faces in the background) while the fairies dirty the Kiaba Mansion."
"What other fairies? I'm the only one here." Marik exclaimed from Kaiba's living room.
Seto and Bakura walk into the room, (Seto's eye is still twitching).
"Seto, you've got to do something about that eye. It's making me crazy!"
Smirking, Bakura inquired, "Did you take your medicine this morning?"
"I don't take medicine!" Seto replied.
"I was so busy getting things ready for the movie that I forgot to slip some in his orange juice this morning." Mokuba spoke.
"What!"
Everyone starts laughing. Seto, (whose ears are now bright red) scowls.
"I'm back. What's everyone laughing at." Tea declared.
Seto answers, stiffly, "Nothing."
"Are they making fun of you again? Cool, what was the joke this time?" Tea asked excitedly.
Slightly giggling, Tambre spoke, "Never mind. Just get on with the scene."
Quickly Marik pops up with a pan of chocolate pudding. "Surprise and happy birthday. I make you a…pudding cake."
"Here's your stupid green dress." Bakura tosses the dress at Tea.
"Oh, joy of joys. I'm speechless." Tea remarked sarcastically.
"Can we get out of here now?" Marik pleaded.
"Don't you have anything you want to tell me?" Tea stressed.
"You're a rotten princess and you're supposed to marry a stupid prince so get out of here." Seto replied angrily.
"YAY!" Tea starts dancing and singing: Money, money, money, must be funny, in a rich man's world!
Seto with maroon ears and a twitching eye, remarks, "Nothing's funny with you guys around!"
"What is this, an ABBA musical?" Marik exclaimed, covering his ears to block out Tea's terrible singing.
Misha pops up to audience. "That's it for this chapter. We'll try to get things in order soon and get through this movie. Please R&R and come back soon for the next chapter. Bye, bye!"