This chapter is dedicated to the best reviewer in the world: crashetburn. I have a special message for you:

Every horrible MarySue story on this website, you've reviewed. Also, any horribly written story on this website, you've reviewed rudely, such as "it mite be betur if u us a spel cheker." I was gonna email you to thank you, but you didn't have your email posted on your profile, so I just decided to send it out like this. You're awesome!

Emma and Mary Sue started getting high every night. On Friday, they had their sleepover. Mary Sue had made another mental note so she remembered her last mental note about wanting to make out with Emma. She decided to ask her.

"Hey Emma, remember the rumors about us making out and then getting gonorrhea from eachother?"

"Yeah, that was some funny shit." She coughed. "Fucking good ass weed, always makin me cough."

"Do you even have gonorrhea?"

"Nooooooooo, Mary Sue; I told you. The clinic is also a magical place. They cure gonorrhea."

"Oh. Wanna make out?"

"Sure! Let me take a hit of this weed first so we can shotgun it!" And so they did. They made out for awhile, then Emma looked at the clock.

"Holy shit! It's 11:07!"

Mary Sue was confused. "And?"

"Uh hello, everyone knows that the ravine starts being fun at 11:17! Come on, we have to make ourselves look like sluts and then meet Amy down there! Maybe you'll even see Jay."

"Oh boy!" Mary Sue put on her bikini but didn't wear the top. Instead, she two sparkly sheer bra cups that she hooked together to make herself look more boob-a-licious. She wore black sparkly high heels and tons of makeup. Emma wore a burgundy minidress with the same heels as Mary Sue. They stole them together!

"I'm so excited! Me and Amy haven't been to this ravine in forever!" Emma exclaimed, as Mary Sue had a hard time walking down the street in her heels. Emma was a pro already.

"OMG! We're here!" Mary Sue took in the awe of the ravine. The beer cans, the slutty girls, the STDs, everything. It was almost too much. Mary Sue spotted a guy that she liked right away. She waved at Jay first then walked over to him.

"Hi! I'm Mary Sue! I'd like to suck your dick in the van that my boyfriend owns for a bracelet!"

Suddenly, Emma came up out of nowhere. "Noooo, Mary Sue. They have to ask you."

"Oh."

"That's okay," the random guy said. "I'll do it anyway." He grabbed Mary Sue by the hair and dragged her to the van, screaming, "DICK run this van! NOT PUSSY!"

"Oooo!" Mary Sue exclaimed, then giggled. "Yay."

After the bracelet-earning was done, Mary Sue realized something. She had a Secret, just like all Mary Sues. But there was a problem with this secret: she didn't know what it was yet. She'd have to figure that one out because in order for Craig to like her, she had to tell him so he could help her overcome it. Jay and her decided to break up 10 minutes ago because all he wanted was to give her bracelets. It was sweet, but Craig could provide her with so much more, like pills.

Mary Sue and Emma left the ravine around 2am. But Mary Sue was still so confused. What was her secret? How would she figure it out? But then she had an idea.

"Emma, I'm going to Craig's. I need to find out what my secret is."

"Okay! Have fun!"

So Mary Sue started her walk. As soon as she got to Craig's, though, she figured it out.

I don't feel like doing the secret right now, mostly because school has fried my brain. If anyone has an idea what the secret should be, please review and tell me.