Howdy! Sorry it took me so long! I really don't like making you guys wait so long (check my profile to see when I can next update). Oh and I really need some more quotes you guys…I'm kinda running out (email me quotes!)….Oh and if the last chapter didn't make any sense to you…..you probably didn't read the one before cause I noticed about 15 more people read chapter 24 than 23….so I don't think I will release 2 chs in one day again…Oh and Slytherin Girl and Alyssa know each other because they have sent each other their picture through email…(right Sound Ninja Sith Lord? Lol) sorry for that confusion! Thanks for all the reviews! And I've decided that there ARE only 2 more chapters for this story….BUT I have already finished the first ch of the sequal…..its really funny….lol

Stanley: You know what I keep thinkin' of?
Zero: What?
Stanley: How fine this Mary Lou must've looked like in a bikini.

- Holes heh heh me and holes have this connection…I love that movie!

"Kaida Kellan?"

"Alyssa Walker?"

They both nodded.

"Why are you here! Not to mention falling through the ceiling!" Alyssa asked hysterically.

"Trying to find you! Death Eaters are about to attack your homecoming!"

"How in the world would you know that?"

"Heh, heh," she looked nervous, "You know how I never wanted to talk about my real parents?'

"Yeah…" Alyssa answered, completely lost on where this conversation was going.

"That's because if I had told you, you would have been able to figure out who my real parents are!"

"So what are you saying?"

"You're not the only one with a brother two years younger than you going to Hogwarts," she said hurriedly. Alyssa stared at her.

"How did you know…" Alyssa started, but fell quite as she noticed that Kaida had the same blond hair and bluish-grayish eyes as a certain somebody.

"I know, I am so sorry! I accidentally was talking to Draco one day about you, and he realized what was going on! Not to mention September."

"What about September?" Alyssa asked grabbing her shoulders just as her cell phone once again started ringing.

"You might want to get that," Kaida said pointing at it.

'Why?"

"Just do it! Please, trust me!"

"But you're a Malfoy, but you're here to save me, but ugh! I am soooo confused!" Alyssa said staring at her phone which had been left on the counter next to where she had been sitting. Kaida stepped forward, grabbed it and handed it to Alyssa.

"Hello?"

"Alyssa?" the person on the other line whispered

"Yeah? Who is this?"

"Alex."

"Where are you? This isn't your number!"

"I know! I've been here for three days! I just woke up."

"Wait, if you're there then – I promise to get you out of there! Where are you?"

"I'm not sure but it's really humid compared to Cali., and How you doin – "

"ALEX?"

"Alyssa? Alyssa!" Kaida asked as Alyssa picked up all of her stuff. Someone pounded on the door. Alyssa opened it, to find Harry half way through hitting the door that wasn't there anymore. She pushed past him, but then turned around, glared at him, and then asked, "Where is Alex?"

"Over there," he said pointing to the general direction, "But – " he started but she was already going over to Alex with Kaida hot on her tail. Harry followed too.

"Hey Alex! Can I talk to you for a min?" Alyssa asked interrupting Alex and Hermione's conversation.

"Sure."

"Yeah, there has been something I have been wanting to do since Brad already got to! Can I try it on you? Good!" Alyssa said very preppy like, and then punched her in the face very hard.

"Alyssa! No!" Harry and Kaida yelled grabbing her so she wouldn't do it again.

"What's wrong with you?" Hermione asked astounded watching as Alyssa tried kicking Alex who backed away holding her face.

"What did you do with her?" Alyssa screamed.

"R – David, help me!" Harry yelled since Kaida was having troubles holding her.

"Ohhh, I get it! Kaida! Stupid cousin, why do you always have to ruin everything?" Alex said walking up to Kaida.

"Hey September. How are you doing?" Kaida said very uncomfortably.

"SO you must have been the one trying to get in without a ticket Ben was telling me about!" She said as Ben came up with no visible injuries.

"What do you mean by cousin?" Alyssa hissed at the both of them.

"My last name is Lestrange not York, Potter." 'Alex' said as her body slowly changed into September's.

"What did you do with Alex?" Harry asked letting go of Alyssa, narrowing his eyes, and slowly inching his way towards September.

"She's having a nice time. Don't worry about her!"

There were lots of popping sounds and most everyone at homecoming ran towards the doors.

"Amazing! Just absolutely amazing! I wait until I'm a senior to go to a high school dance and this is what I get! A brother, a freak trying to kiss me, my best friend kidnapped, my internet friend being my brother's enemy's sibling, AND not to mention my brother is one of the most famous people in the world!"

"Oh and you forgot, your old 'friend' is about to kill you." September exclaimed brandishing a wand.

"Oh snapples!'' Alyssa said weakly "So what do we do now?" She muttered to Harry as Hermione and Ron fought with September.

"Give me your shoe!" he muttered back where only she could hear him.

"Ok" she said as she handed him a shoe. He tapped it with his wand and gave it back to her.

"It will take you to your house, pack your stuff and take Kaida with you."

"What about everybody else and how long am I packing for?"

" Everybody else got out that I can tell, pack like you're never coming back, you've got ten minutes, GO NOW!" Harry said as he pushed her towards Kaida. Alyssa quickly put Kaida's hand on her shoe.

"Adava Kedavra!"

Oh! Oh! Oh! You guys really hate me now don'tchya?