Mary Sue started pounding on Craig's window. She had super-human powers to save the day, so she was able to jump up to the second story on a branch and knock on the window. But when Craig opened it she fell off the branch and almost broke her neck. Thankfully, when she got up, her arm was the only thing broken.

"Craig!"

He yawned. "Mary Sue, what the hell are you doing here? It is 2am. I was sleeping and dreaming about being crazy."

"I have a secret."

"I have a bedtime."

"Shut the fuck up, you bipolar prick. This is the secret you've been waiting to hear."

Craig's ears perked up. "Pussy?"

"NO!"

"Blow job?"

"Now why would you think I'd do that?"

"You just came from the ravine…" His words trailed off.

"I DID N—oh wait. I did. But still. My secret is that I love you. I don't love Jay. We were never meant to be. But you and me…it's us. It always has been. At least for the past 3 months that I've been at Degrassi."

"No more ravine?"

"I promise."

"Good, because you look terrible like that. Look what happened to Manny because I liked her like this. She had to use the abortion button!"

"To your baby?"

"Sad, isn't it? It was all my fault. I'm so stupid…so worthless…so—" But Craig was cut off. A gang of Black people and a bunch of white people wanting to be black randomly came and started shooting at a bunch of Latino people. Mary Sue was curious and Craig was getting horny from looking at her too muchso they decided to go look. But out of nowhere, an ese fired a gun at Craig because apparently he looked gangsta in his wifebeater and boxers. But suddenly it went in slow motion and Mary Sue jumped in front of the bullet. It hit her in the side of the neck.

"Holy shit, homes. I killed a girl!" All the gangsters ran away and left Craig kneeling beside Mary Sue.

"I love you," She whispered, then slipped away.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO!" This went on for hours till the neighbors came out and told him to shut up. Then he went inside and made a sandwich, hoping to god he wouldn't get blamed for this. Because really, who wants to be responsible for a Mary Sue dying?

Sorry, this story wasn't going anywhere so I had to end it. I want to thank everyone for their wonderful reviews and even for the not so nice ones. This was fun to write. Thanks for reading!