A/N: Some of you who get alerts may have noticed how I originally forgot to include the final voiceover in the last vignette, and with my neurosis, fixing that was m which was why... it came out like that XD

Anywho, this one was requested by Dollar1, then seconded by Kami-Ranma, so here we are!

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Voiceover: You know what that sound means! That's right, it's time for another exciting round of Win, Lose, or Get Dropped Into a Pit of Vicious, Snapping Alligators! And now, here's your hostess with the mostest, Nico Robin!

(Cut to a stage full of bright colors and blinking lights. On either side are three podiums, and in the center is a large, deep pit. Robin enters.)

Robin: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Win, Lose, or Get Dropped Into a Pit of Vicious, Snapping Alligators. Let's meet our contestants. On the Blue Team, we have high school student and aspiring pirate king, Monkey D. Luffy! (Luffy enters to much cheering, waving his arms in the air, and takes his place behind the podium farthest downstage right.) Next, swordsman by night, fast food busboy by day, Roronoa Zoro! (Zoro comes to stand next to Luffy.) And finally, five-star chef and prima ballerina, Sanji! (Sanji strolls out, lighting a cigarette.)
Sanji: Wait a minute, ballerina...?
Luffy: Prima.
Robin: And on the red team, ace navigator and high-fashion movie star, Nami! (Nami comes out, blowing kisses, and takes the podium farthest downstage left.) Next, renowned marksman and world-class wrestler, Usopp! (Usopp comes out, raising the roof, to incredulous looks from the Blue Team, and stands at the podium beside Nami.) And finally, doctor/pirate/reindeer/human/jack-of-all trades, Tony Tony Chopper! (Chopper comes out, blushing and giggling.)
Chopper: Shut up, asshole! I am not all those things!
Robin: All right, teams, the rules are simple: I'll ask questions, and the first team to answer correctly gets the points. The other team, well... you'll see!
Usopp: (He can barely hold back a snicker.) Aren't these teams a little... unfairly matched?
Luffy: Yeah! (He points.) I heard Tony Tony Chopper had something going on with Nico Robin!
Zoro: (He smacks him.) That's not what he means.
Sanji: That's right! I demand these teams be reorganized so that I have Miss Nami and Robin with me!
Zoro: Robin's not even playing.
Robin: First question: when Streptococcus pyogenes causes acute pharyngitis, the condition is most commonly known as what? (Chopper quickly buzzes in.) Red Team!
Chopper: Strep throat!
Robin: Correct! Ten points to Red Team! Next question: name one of the three men credited with the invention of the spark-gap radio. (Usopp buzzes in.) Red Team again!
Usopp: Guglielmo Marconi!
Robin: Correct! Another ten points to Red Team. We also would have accepted Nikola Tesla or Alexander Popov.
Zoro: Wait a minute. This isn't fair. When are you going to ask questions about stuff we know?
Sanji: Yeah, where are the questions about cooking or swords or-- (He cuts off abruptly, both he and Zoro looking at Luffy.)
Luffy: What?
Sanji: Or... stuff like that?
Nami: Don't be sore losers, guys! (She sticks her tongue out at them.)
Zoro: Oh, because that's real mature.
Sanji: Don't insult a lady!
Zoro: She just insulted me! You too, in fact!
Robin: (Cutting them off.) Next question: what disease is primarily characterized by--
Zoro: (Rolling his eyes.) Here we go again.
Robin: --a painless open sore called a chancre that disappears with or without treatment? (Sanji buzzes in before anyone can even blink.)
Sanji: Syphilis!
Robin: Correct! Blue Team is on the board!
Luffy: Ooh, go Sanji!
Zoro: How... did you... no, wait, I don't want to know.
Usopp: Lucky guess!
Nami: No, somehow I don't think it was luck at all.
Robin: Moving on: what type of wispy, hair-like cloud is formed of ice crystals at altitudes of greater than 16,500 feet? (Nami buzzes in.) Red Team!
Nami: Cirrus!
Robin: Correct! The score is now thirty to ten, in favor of the Red Team.
Zoro: This is beyond unfair!
Sanji: (Waving.) AMAZING! Miss Nami is so smart! You get 'em, Miss Nami!
Zoro: Hey!
Luffy: Don't worry, guys; we'll totally kick their asses!
Sanji: This is a competition of brains, not brawn.
Luffy: Oh. Never mind then.
Zoroand Sanji: IDIOT!
Robin: Next: the word vaccination originates from the Latin vacca, meaning what? (Chopper buzzes in.) Red Team!
Chopper: Cow!
Luffy: Oh, please. Yeah right!
Robin: Correct!
Luffy: What! No way! You're favoring them! I knew it all along!
Robin: (Ignoring him.) Ten more points to Red Team! Next question: when sunlight hits water drops in the air at a low angle, what phenomenon occurs? (Nami buzzes in.) Red Team!
Nami: A rainbow!
Robin: Correct again!
Sanji: (Cheering.) Hooray! Miss Nami, I will never get past how amazing you are!
Robin: And now, since Red Team has answered three questions correctly in a row, they have the option of taking a bonus ten points, or sending someone from the opposing team into the pit of alligators.
Nami: (Without hesitation.) Sanji to the pit of alligators!
Sanji: WHAT. (He's suddenly catapulted up, falling straight down into the pit. Snapping, snarling, splashing, and screaming can be heard.)
Nami: (Leaning over and calling after him.) Sorry! You were the only one who got a question right!
Zoro: She's a witch... (Even Usopp and Chopper are looking a little afraid of her.)
Luffy: Oh! Hey! Now the teams are uneven! That bothers me for some reason.
Usopp: Since when have you been OCD...?
Chopper: What! Luffy has OCD!
Usopp: No, I was speaking--
Robin: Bonus question! What is stewed or fried meat served in thick white sauce called? (There is a pause.)
Zoro: WHY DID YOU WAIT UNTIL NOW TO ASK THE COOKING QUESTION?
Robin: Please buzz in first if you think you know the answer.
Luffy: Mm... (He sinks down against the podium, his chin hitting the buzzer.) Fricassee... Want...
Robin: That's correct! And since it was a bonus question, you can either take the ten points or send someone from the other team into the pit of alligators!
Luffy: (Zoro opens his mouth to respond, but Luffy beats him to it.) Chopper to the pit of alligators!
Chopper: HUH? (But he, like Sanji before him, is sent down into the pit.)
Zoro: Idiot! We needed the points!
Luffy: There. They're even again. Plus, everybody knows he was involved with Robin.
Usopp: (Looking severely perturbed.) He sent Chopper down just because he was opposite Sanji...
Robin: We're now entering the lightening round! The score now stands fifty to ten, with four players left. The first lightening round question is: the logical principle that states that the simplest solution is usually the best is known as what? (Usopp buzzes in.) Red Team!
Usopp: Occam's Razor!
Robin: Correct! You can take the points or send another opposing team member to the pit of alligators!
Nami: Zoro to the pit of alligators!
Zoro: (As he's catapulted away.) I'll get you for this!
Nami: (Waving at him.) Bye-bye!
Luffy: Dammit. Uneven again.
Robin: Next: when super-cooled water droplets form around a solid object, such as a dust particle, what occurs? (Luffy and Nami both buzz in.) Hm, that was close, but I think Blue Team was first!
Nami: What! Do you even know the answer, Luffy?
Luffy: (He thinks.) Roast beef?
Robin: Wrong! The correct answer was hail!
Nami: Why did you even buzz in?
Luffy: I was hoping it would just come to me.
Robin: You can either take ten points off your score, or boot one of your remaining team members! What's it going to be, Blue Team?
Usopp: (Muttering to Nami.) Why does she even offer him a choice?
Luffy: Well... Zoro said we needed the points, so... I guess I'll have to boot myself off the team!
Usopp, Robin, and Nami: WHAT? (But Luffy's already being catapulted into the pit.)
Robin: ... Anyway, we're down to just two players! The first one to answer this question correctly is the ultimate winner! How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll Center of a Tootsie Pop? (Nami reaches over and hits Usopp's buzzer.) Usopp!
Usopp: What! I didn't buzz in, that was--
Robin: I need an answer!
Usopp: That's just it, I don't know the answer--
Robin: Oh, I'm sorry! That means Nami is the winner by default, and you will be sent to the pit of alligators!
Usopp: Wait! Wait! It's not fair... (His voice fades away as he falls down the pit.)
Robin: Congratulations, Nami! (Lights flash, buzzers sound, and money falls from the ceiling.) You're the big winner of Win, Lose, or Get Dropped Into a Pit of Vicious, Snapping Alligators! What are you gonna do now?
Nami: I'm going to Disneyland!
Usopp: (His voice echoes up from the pit.) This is the worst game show ever! Oh--oh my god! Ow! My leg! Oh god, my leg! Someone, for the love of god--!

Voiceover: If you'd like to be a contestant on Win, Lose, or Get Dropped Into a Pit of Vicious, Snapping Alligators, please dial 1-800-HELP-NOW, and one of our specially qualified psychiatrists will take your call and help talk you through your personal crisis.

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A/N: Um... am I going to hell?

And it didn't come out quite as long as I would have liked, but I also didn't want to keep boring everyone with useless trivia. (Pets Google.)