"Hey, Remus?"
"Yuh-huh?"
"Where's everyone else?"
"How many times are you going to ask that question?"
"I keep forgetting?"
"And I keep studying."
"Sorry."
"…"
"…"
"So where are James and Peter?"
Sigh "They went home for Christmas."
"Oh, yeah.…So what do you want to do?"
"Study for this Defense Against the Dark Arts test. I can't remember how to kill a Weeping Woman."
"You perform a Level 1 Corpse Crushing Curse. It's very advanced."
"Hey, that's right? How did you know?"
"I studied."
"When?"
"An hour ago. Flitwick taught me a Speed-Reading Charm."
"But we're not supposed to learn that for another month."
"I know, but I asked him, so…"
"Can you show me it?"
"Sure! But, umm, you'll have to do something for me first…"
"What?"
"…"
"Oh, no. I told you I wasn't ready."
"You've been saying that for the last two years."
"So?"
"We've been dating for three! You can't honestly tell me you don't want a raw, hard fucking!"
"Fine! I want sex! I was trying to wait until I was older, but We're both 17 now! We're adults! Break out the Firewiskey, Sirius, we're having sex!"
"YES!"
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"Hey, Siri?"
"Yeah, Rem?"
"I love you."
"I love you, too."