A/N: Sorry for the wait once again! I had this last episode ready to go in time, but as I may or may not have mentioned before, I like to have a good idea on what I'm doing at LEAST an episode ahead, and I got too busy with, you know, life to work on that :x A temporary problem, to be sure.
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"Sacrilege," announced Uno when he received the latest memo. That was what his assistant liked most about him: he was succinct.
"Well, not necessarily," she countered. "High school kids do this sort of thing all the time."
He eyed her warily. "Not on national television."
"Well, no, that's true," she backpedaled. "But I'm sure it won't be that awful."
"I see you remembered to take your Prozac this morning, Mary Sunshine," he said.
"Hey, it was Mary Sue," she called over her shoulder as she began the journey to the writers' offices.
Once she was gone, Uno decided to have two cigars at once. If nothing else, the cancer would kill him that much faster.