Once again it is me. I do not own anything except the fuzzy socks I have on right now, and lots of cds.
Draco's thoughts
Song Lyrics
As I was sitting on the Hogwarts Express, in the Heads compartment, the new Head Girl walked in. I faked sleep so I wouldn't have to talk to her. Anyway, the Head Girl walked in just as a song came over the radio I was listening to.
Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday
Gee this situation sounds familiar. I cracked my eye open and quickly glanced at the Head Girl who was quietly reading.
She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go
Sounds like all the lies she told him. She was really good at those.
Still she's on her knees
I wonder what that means, but damn that sounds tasty.
Scotty doesn't know, oh.
Scotty doesn't know-oh.
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know.
SO DON'T TELL SCOTTY!
Yes, please PLEASE don't tell Scotty!
Fionna says she's out shopping,
But she's under me and I'm not stopping.
Yeah I remember that time. That was a good time.
Cuz Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know.
So don't tell Scotty.
Scotty doesn't knoooooow...
DON'T TELL SCOTTY!
Fuck! I don't know what we would do if he found out. I probably wouldn't be here.
I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.
He must really be a dumbass if he can't tell what we are doing. What an idiot, I'm surprised none of his 'loyal friends' have told him.
Fionna's got him on the phone,
and she's trying not to moan.
It's a three way call,
and he knows nothing.
NOTHING!
Now that was a good phone call. I cannot believe he couldn't tell. Who does that? A fucking dumbass idiotic loser?
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
don't tell Scotty.
Cuz Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't knoooooow...
SO DON'T TELL SCOTTY!
Holy shit I think I'm starting to feel sorry for the dumbass. I need to change that.
We'll put on a show, everyone will go.
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't knoooooow...
Everyone would go if I were there. I hate to say it, well not really, but I am a FUCKING GOD.
The, parking lot, why not?
It's so cool when you're on top.
His front lawn, in the snow.
Laughing so hard, cuz...
Those were the best times of my life, and I'm not even that old. He is a fucking idiot for not noticing us in the snow.
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know.
No, no he doesn't. I would like to thank Merlin, God, and the Academy.
I did her on his birthday.
It was hotter that night because of that fact. He didn't notice a thing, I even think we were on his bed. Whoops.
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Don't tell Scotty.
Scotty doesn't knoooooow...
Wow this song is really repetitive. Yet, it is really catchy. I have decided, I like it repetitive ness or not.
Scotty will know,
Scotty has to know,
Scotty's gotta know,
Gonna tell Scotty,
Gonna tell him myself.
I think I still have the bruise from that night. Fuck! Just thinking about it gives me a headache and my balls hurt all of a sudden. He should be thanking me for telling him that vital piece of information, but noo he decides to kick my balls instead.
Scotty has to know,
Scotty has to know,
Scotty has to,
Scotty has to,
Scotty has to go!
Yes that he does. Not that I hate him, but he just really needs to go.
Scotty doesn't know,
(Don't tell Scotty)
Scotty doesn't know,
(Don't tell Scotty)
Scotty doesn't know...
Scotty's gotta go!
As the song trickled off I finally "woke up." I sat up and stretched receiving a 'good morning' from the Head Girl.
"What's shakin' love? Do I not get a 'good to see you again' snog?"
"Seeing as how I was only gone for a 5 minutes," stated Hermione.
"Well that may be true, but for those 5 minutes, I was without you. Now, I don't know about you but that at least deserves a kiss," I said while putting on my best puppy dog pout. Yes, Malfoy's pout. How do you think my dad got where he was now? Certainly not by his sparkling personality.
"Fine, but only because I am feeling Draco deprived," she said while initiating a 10 minute snog session.
"Now that's what I call a 'good to see you again' snog. I must admit, I approve." Hermione giggled, which was returned by a smirk.
"So how were old Scarface and the Weasel?"
"You know I don't like you calling them that," Hermione said pointedly.
"So. Does Scarface still hate me?"
"No, we were just cheating on him and you wrote a song about it."
"True but I did change his and your name. So it should be cool."
"Whatever you say, love."
I placed my arm around her small form and we continued on the train ride to our one and only home, Hogwarts.
The End
yet another song that rocks! This time Draco is in the band Lustra, Harry is Scotty, and Hermione is Fionna. If you are confused, this song is separate from the first one, as will all the other ones I do. That song was "Scotty doesn't Know" by Lustra, featured frequently in the movie Eurotrip.
here are the exact lyrics:
Hey!
Scotty doesn't know,
That Fionna and me,
Do it in my van every Sunday.
She tells him she's in church,
But she doesn't go,
Still she's on her knees, and...
Scotty doesn't know, oh.
Scotty doesn't know-oh.
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know.
SO DON'T TELL SCOTTY!
Fionna says she's out shopping,
But she's under me and I'm not stopping.
Cuz Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know.
So don't tell Scotty.
Scotty doesn't knoooooow...
DON'T TELL SCOTTY!
I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.
Fionna's got him on the phone,
and she's trying not to moan.
It's a three way call,
and he knows nothing.
NOTHING!
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Don't tell Scotty.
Cuz Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't knoooooow...
SO DON'T TELL SCOTTY!
We'll put on a show, everyone will go.
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't knoooooow...
The, parking lot, why not?
It's so cool when you're on top.
His front lawn, in the snow.
Laughing so hard, cuz...
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know.
I did her on his birthday.
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Don't tell Scotty.
Scotty doesn't knoooooow...
Scotty will know,
Scotty has to know,
Scotty's gotta know,
Gonna tell Scotty,
Gonna tell him myself.
Scotty has to know,
Scotty has to know,
Scotty has to,
Scotty has to,
Scotty has to go!
Scotty doesn't know,
(Don't tell Scotty)
Scotty doesn't know,
(Don't tell Scotty)
Scotty doesn't know...
Scotty's gotta go!
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Peace out people
sincerely,
dreamingbutstillbored
aka
Lauren