A/N: I developed a new way to keep track of everything: spreadsheets! I love Excel, with all its little boxes. I know you can make it do all kinds of stuff like automatically mathing (totally a verb), but who cares? It just keeps everything neat and organized. Awesometastic.
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"Here's the latest memo, sir, and... you'll be happy to know we got that vending machine fixed," Uno's assistant announced.
"What are you so goddamn chipper about?"
She shrugged. "Nothing in particular. How's it looking this time?"
He read over the memo, then looked back up at her. "Where do I go to see a man about a large quantity of popsicle sticks?"
She didn't understand where he was going with that one. Sure, it was August, but his office was air-conditioned. "Would Otter Pops do?"
"Otter Pops would never, under any circumstances, do."
"Point. I'll go see what I can do." With that, she left.