A/N: Putting in a floor? Hard work. Don't ever do it. All though, how handy would Robin's power be for home repairs? "I wish I had three extra hands! Oh, now I do!"

That having been said, that friend I mentioned that's coming for a visit? She gets here tomorrow afternoon, so don't be surprised if you don't hear from me until next week. ♥ you all!

Until then, Reason #84273 why I'm going to hell.

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When Usopp found Luffy, he was sitting on the couch in the break room watching TV, his head so far tilted to one side it was practically upside down.

"Hey, Luffy; whatcha watch--oh my god what am I doing to Sanji?"

Luffy squinted harder at the screen. "Same thing you were doing to Zoro a minute ago."

"What the--ew! Oh my god! I would not do that! What is this?"

"All My Pirates, season one, bonus features DVD: deleted scenes."

"I don't remember filming this at a--"

"EW." Both of them lapsed into silence, staring in shock and horror at the screen.

"What's the matter with you guy--holy shit!" Zoro literally jumped back when he laid eyes on the screen. "I didn't know you and the cook had something going on!"

"We don't, I--"

"Hey! There's Zoro again!" Luffy announced, pointing at the screen. "Were you feeling left out?"

The three of them fell silent, their attention fixated on the screen in horror.

"So that's why your nose is so long," Zoro observed absently.

"Oh, that reminds me!" Luffy said. "You missed the part with Chopper! He's a freaking pimp, I tell you!"

Usopp and Zoro exchanged glances, deciding it was best not to speak.

"Hey! There's me!" Luffy pointed at the television set.

They fell back into silence for several moments.

"Hm," Zoro finally grunted, "I never would have thought of using your devil fruit power quite like that."

"Well, that's probably a good thing," Usopp observed. "All though it seems sort of... obvious."

Both of them regarded Luffy, who was preoccupied with his likeness on the screen.

"Ooh!" he cried suddenly, sitting up. "This is different!"

The other two looked back at the television. Now they were greeted with the sight of Robin and Nami, in similarly compromising positions.

"...Whoa," was all Zoro could muster.

"I second that," Usopp said weakly, with a small nod.

"Did you think of using her devil fruit power like that?" Luffy asked.

"Actually... maybe a little," Zoro admitted.

"Who hasn't?" Usopp added. "I mean... hello."

"Hey, what's going--" Sanji never quite got to finish his sentence, because the moment he lay eyes on the TV, he hit the floor, out cold, a stream of blood trickling from his nose, a single "Mellorine...!" on his lips.

"What do you want, you stupid love cook?" Zoro, like both Luffy and Usopp, was unwilling to take his eyes from the screen.

"Hey, is this a party going on over here, or what?" Nami asked, strolling up with Robin.

"NOTHING!" the three conscious viewers shouted. Luffy meant to hit the eject button, but at that moment, all of them got distracted by the return to the screen of Chopper.

"Holy crap," said Usopp in shock and a measure of awe, "you were right, Luffy; Chopper is a pimp."

"Huh? What's going on?" asked the real Chopper, appearing then. "What's wrong with Sanji?"

Luffy, Usopp, and Zoro were all on their feet in an instant, trying to block the screen from Chopper's view. "DON'T LOOK AT THE TV!"

"Huh? What? What's going on?" The young reindeer was nonplussed.

"What are they so worked up about?" Nami asked Robin.

Robin shrugged, the two of them turning to leave. "I'm not sure, but if that bothers them so much, I would hate to see how they would react to the deleted scenes from season two."