--IluvKardis Has Logged In--
--AshramBlackKnight Has Logged In--
GenericBadGuy Says: Well, I've been sitting here and I think it's due time we attack Lodoss.
IluvKardis Says: Okay.
AshramBlackKnight Says: Sure.
--WickedBitchOfTheWest Has Logged In--
WickedBitchOfTheWest Says: -POOF!- Hey, I've come here to help you.
AshramBlackKnight Says: What the…?
GenericBadGuy Says: Alright! You just appeared in the middle of my throne room, I don't know you that well, but I'll make you privy to my far reaching military plans!
WickedBitchOfTheWest Says: -evil chuckle-
AshramBlackKnight Says: Um, Sir, that might not be a good idea. Hey, don't give me that look, woman!
GenericBadGuy Says: Oh shut up and go kill some enemies.
WickedBitchOfTheWest Says: If only you knew how much bad smut would be written as a result of this seemingly insignificant exchange of glances.
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Weenie6969 Says: HEEEEYAH! -falls over-
Ghim(li?) Says: Gods, you must be the shittiest fighter I've seen in my life. You couldn't even kill time!
Weenie6969 Says: Ill get ya lol! -stumbles and drops sword-
Ghim(li?) Says: -yawn-
Weenie6969 Says: -on the brink of crying- ill show u! ill kill this here tree!
Deedolito Says: Not so fast! I'm an environmentalist liberal and can't let you do that!
Weenie6969 Says: Bwuh?
Deedolito Says: There are fairies inside all living things. Especially in you, you flamer!
Weenie6969 Says: hey whut was that sound?
Deedolito Says: Oh crud. It's a bunch of Kobolds and a Dark Elf. We better make legs.
Weenie6969 Says: -runs back to the rest of the group-
--Alaniansoldiers Has Logged In--
Weenie6969 Says: Yay! Soldiers! We're saved!
Deedolito Says: No, we're under arrest, stupid.
Alaniansoldiers Says: -haul them off to jail-
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AshramBlackKnight Says: Strangers? I wonder who the hell that could be.
WickedBitchOfTheWest Says: -POOF!- They're in Fort Myce.
AshramBlackKnight Says: Okay, that's right on the way, note taken. Now kindly bugger off, I really don't like you.
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--FiveFingerDiscount Has Logged In--
Weenie6969 Says: HEY! Don't put us in jail! Dammit!
SorcerySlayn Says: Don't worry, we'll sort this out.
Weenie6969 Says: But we didn't do nothin'!
FiveFingerDiscount Says: Riiight. Me neither.
Deedolito Says: We're cooler than you.
FiveFingerDiscount Says: Stuck up much?
--RandomCannonFodder Has Logged In--
RandomCannonFodder Says: Okay, I'm Captain Gebra, who are you guys?
HolyPriestBoy Says: We were just traveling!
RandomCannonFodder Says: Oh shit, I put a priest in jail! I'll just have to make it up to you by feeding you dinner and inviting you to stay and receive training as soldiers during wartime!
(Skip forward a few hours)
Weenie6969 Says: -back in the dungeon talking to the thief- So, Woodchuck, what were you planning to do again?
FiveFingerDiscount Says: I was gonna split out of here. Alanian soldiers stink and the Marmo are on their happy way here. Valis has a good army, I was going to hightail my business there.
Weenie6969 Says: Gud army? Well ill just hve to go to valis and be a knight there!
FiveFingerDiscount Says: -snicker-
Weenie6969 Says: -hears screams and noises from above- brb!
Weenie6969 Says: -sees that the fortress is being attacked- Oh no! We're screwed!
Deedolito Says: Hey asswipe, go defend the gates!
Weenie6969 Says: I'm going! -gates get broken down--runs away-
--Alaniansoldiers Has Been Disconnected--
Weenie6969 Says: -returns to dungeon- Okay, I'm getting you out of here! Just please save my ass!
FiveFingerDiscount Says: Yay! I'm free! Sucker!
Weenie6969 Says: AAAAAH A DARK ELF!
RandomCannonFodder Says: -invokes ass saving abilities-
HolyPriestBoy Says: Captain! You're hurt pretty bad!
RandomCannonFodder Says: Yeah but I have to go down with my fort.
Weenie6969 Says: NOOO! -sob--pout-
Ghim(li?) Says: -punch in the balls- Let's haul ass!
--RandomCannonFodder Has Been Disconnected--
Weenie6969 Says: Look that guy up there! I wanna kill him cause I hate him and stuff!
Deedolito Says: Like you stand a snowballs chance in hell. You need anger management, man.
AshramBlackKnight Says: -from atop the burning fortress- Well, this is a good view. -gives the place an appraising look- I'm hot. And not just literally.