IluvKardis Says: Muahaha! I'm so EVIL that no one can stop me! See me laugh EVILLY!

AshramBlackKnight Says: You freak. What the fuck is wrong with you!

IluvKardis Says: Muahaha- Hey! You're dead!

AshramBlackKnight Says: Always thought you were a jerk-off. Now stop it before I castrate you with a rusty nail file.

IluvKardis Says: You dare defy me, miserable peon! -THWACKBAMCRACKLE- (psst, was that pseudo-villain enough?)

AshramBlackKnight Says: Man, you're just trying way too hard.

Weenie6969 Says: -cowers behind rock- Hey, isn't that ass-ram?

IluvKardis Says: OH! Look! It's Parn! MUAHAHAHA now I'll kill you BOTH!

Weenie6969 Says: YIKES!

IluvKardis Says: Well, I'll finish this one off first. -THWACKBAMCRACKLE-

AshramBlackKnight Says: -plays dead- Now watch. This guy's insane.

IluvKardis Says: Hey dead corpse, didja just say something?

AshramBlackKnight Says: Uh… no. No. Carry on.

ILuvKardis Says: NOW! PARN! Know my wrath! I'm EVIL! I serve EVIL! MUAHAHAHA! Before you die I'll give you a stupid lecture on EVIL! HA-HA!

AshramBlackKnight Says: -from behind- You should look around before you start lecturing. -slice-

IluvKardis Says: HAHAHA! I'm immortal! You can't… kill… me… AAAAARGHH!

--IluvKardis Has Been Disconnected--

AshramBlackKnight Says: PWNED!

Weenie6969 Says: Deedlit! I'm coming to get you!

AshramBlackKnight Says: Fuck you. You're annoying.

Weenie6969 Says: -runs screaming while swinging sword wildly--is disarmed-

AshramBlackKnight: Hehehe asswipe.

--IluvKardis Has Logged In--

IluvKardis Says: HAA! I've been resurrected!

AshramBlackKnight Says: GET your stinkin' hands off my foot!

IluvKardis Says: I'm going to kill you now, MUAHAHAHA EVIL!

AshramBlackKnight Says: Shit. -stabs-

IluvKardis Says: STFU! -strangles-

AshramBlackKnight Says: Blargh. -stabs more-

IluvKardis Says: AAAAH! NOOO! FUUUUUCK YOU! -falls over-

--IluvKardis Has Been Disconnected--

AshramBlackKnight Says: PWNED! Hey, this going pretty… NO! Not my modem! Aw crap!

--AshramBlackKnight Has Been Disconnected--

Weenie6969 Says: Thank you script! Now I didn't have to do anything! Woo! Ill just grb this here sword that doesn't belong to me and save the elf! Wif boobies!

Deedolito Says: YAY SAPPY END!