A quick rewrite that I drew together on short. I've wanted to add more things to this, but this is fine for now. This supposely takes place after seven month since I wrote it, with that said I turn this story over to our host Zoah.
"WELCOME BACK…" The giant gently greeted. "THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE SHOW, WHERE I'LL READ MAIL FROM OUR FANS." Serge walks in scratching his head nervously. "We have fans?" Serge questioned surprised. "NO, ONLY I DO!" He beamed proudly. Zoah starts reading the reviews of Amanda The Mighty, Harle 13, Veed, Squall's Scar, BlueMoonWatcher, Dish-Chan, Fattyaddy99, Mel, YukimuraSanada, Crono Serge, and Final Fantasy Chick, while studying each with a stern gaze. "OKAY SERGE YOU HAVE 3 VOTES FOR KID, 1 FOR LEENA, 1 FOR MYSELF. THE REST LIKED OUR SHOW SO WE'RE STAYING."
"Yayy.." Serge sarcastically replied. Kid, Leena, Harle are seen looking at our hero with a serious stare. "IT'S TIME TO CHOOSE SERGE." Zoah chuckled happily. The girls dragged the poor boy back onto the set, Serge tried desperately to crawl away, but the grip of the three woman were too much for him. "Please don't make me choose." He pleaded over and over again.
ZOAH'S DATING GAME
- Above the stage, hovering in the air with a small UFO like device -
"Salutation carbon based organisms. Welcome back to the mating… I mean dating game. I'm your announcer Starky, the small cute blue extraterrestrial. Now put your limbs together for your host Zoah. The crazy over-weight mask guy, who's only fear is what people might see under his helmet."
- On Termina's stage -
"ZZZZZZ…" Zoah snored sleepily. Truth be told, the devoted host didn't move from his spot since the last seven month in which he last hosted this show. The entire audience had been told to come back today, as they would finally find out who the bachelor Serge would pick for his dream date.
Since then, Zoah ordered Greco and Grobyc to place Serge prisoner of Viper Manor for the time being, as a way he wouldn't skip to the other dimension. Of course Serge had been treated very kindly. Zoah made sure of that, but he couldn't let anything stop him from gaining his fame. With the Viper Dragoons, they captured… I mean escorted Van, and Janice back to the show as well. Riddle had little choice of going too. There they all were waiting in the top room of the Termina stage once again. Soon the show will start.. Hopefully for the last time.
"Serge, are you alright?" Riddel asked concerned. Serge nodded slightly. "I'm truly sorry, for what Zoah did to you." She apologized, Serge waved it off with his hand. "It's okay, but at least I have fun for the time being." Janice laid listening to the two chat, while Van stood staring at the wall. The point of the matter ahead cause the impatient artist to bash his head against the wall. "Damn that Zoah, he's only doing this to made us suffer!"
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- In the stands -
Van wasn't the only one, for the crowd began to feel just like him. "Wake up you moron!" A man in the front row shouted, throwing a Viper Churro at the dead like giant.
"NO, MOMMY I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL." The giant sleepily replied after the white snack hit his head. It made a dull dong sound but he was still on his feet. At this time Greco, and Grobyc escorted Kid, Leena, and Harle to the left part of the stage, which had been divided in the middle by a thin curtainl. All the females waited as Serge now came out once again. He knew he couldn't delay this any longer. As Serge took his seat, Zoah instantly woke up from his mid-standing coma. The audience clapped happily to see the show starting once again. With Serge sitting in the love seat of doom, he continues to think of who to choose.
- On the stage -
Meanwhile Zoah re-introduces the show, "WE'RE BACK, LAST TIME OUR BACHELOR SERGE WAS READY TO PICK HIS BACHELOR, NOW WHO WILL HE CHOOSE?" Serge sighed deeply. "Don't you mean 'bachelorettes'?" Zoah did a double takes upon hearing this. "YEAH THAT TOO. ANYWAYS LET'S GET IT ON!" Zoah reaching into the pants pocket of his tuxedo pulling out what appears to be a couple of small cards. Serge sat puzzled as Zoah handed it to him. "What is this Zoah?" Zoah didn't say anything. Serge read carefully the words on his cards.
"Will ya blokes start the damn thing already?" One of the bachelorettes said roughly. "YOU HEARD HER!" Zoah concluded. Serge sighed once again. "Okay might as well get this started."
"Bachelorette #1: What is your favorite color?"
"It would have to be blue, for it's also the color hair of my love."
"Bachelorette #3: What is your favorite color?"
"It ze black."
"Bachelorette #2: Describe your perfect date?"
"That be easy, a fun adventure."
"Bachelorette #3: Describe your perfect date?"
"With you Serge, an ze date would ze perfect date."
"Bachelorette #1: What would you do if I picked you?"
"I would wrap my arms around you, then give you the most passion kiss of your life."
"Bachelorette #2: What would you do if I picked you?"
"I don't know prolly kick ya arse, for putting me on this damn show to begin with."
"THAT CONCLUDES OUR QUESTION ROUND. NOW SERGE WHO DO YOU PICK?" Serge's body stood perfectly still as he shook his head.
"...…" The audience turned quiet waiting for the boy to answer. "IT'S TOO LATE TO BE MUTE NOW, COME ON SERGE, YOU CAN'T FOOL ANYBODY. WE HEARD YOU TALK THROUGHOUT HALF THE STORY." Serge still refused to speak. "COME ON SERGE, DON'T MAKE ME SHOW YOU IT!"
Serge didn't replied.
"ALL RIGHT CAPTAIN OMIMAR, GO GIVE ME THE ZOAH'S SPECIAL BOX OF SEEING STUFF WITH!" The blue alien hovers down the stage with what appears to be a small box with a window inside. "My name Starky, and it's called a television. It a device," Serge hung his head low. "Great your going to make him explain it now." Serge finally spoke. "HEY IT'S YOUR FAULT!" Zoah countered. The screen instantly turns on as it shows them as they are in the other world.
The other other other dimension characters Dating Game
Everything is the same, Serge's sitting on a chair, the only different is that Zoah is wearing a pink tuxedo, while Serge has a smile on his face, soon Zoah's booming voice starts introducing the contestants. "NOW SERGE, YOU'LL HAVE TO PICK FROM THESE THREE LOVELY MEN." A gentle males voice is heard.
"Serge in the beginning we were enemies, but soon we became allies. I hope that even if you don't pick me, we can still be best friends." The alternate Serge nodding, upon knowing it to be his best friend Glenn.
"Rockin' Serge I fell in love with you, the first time I met you. I hope you pick me so I can show you my 'special' concert. I promised you." Serge sighed speechless, this had be Nikki. This came to no surprise to him, everyone in the party had thought he was gay to begin with.
"Serge.. I can express the feelings I have for you. Both of love and hate, pain and sorrow. I want you to know I truly love you!" This voice he didn't know, but it sounded familiar. Soon Serge knew who it had been, it was HIMSELF…"Oh Fate…"
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Back to the Original Dating Game
The TV. screen blacks out. "GUESS I DIDN'T PAY MY CABLE BILL." Zoah joked. Of course no one laughed. Serge only sat wide-eyed. The bachelorettes didn't dare interrupt the shocked boy, not even Kid. Serge clutched onto his stomach. "I feel sick!" He softly grumbled. "I can't believe I'm gay in one of the dimensions." Serge hadn't been the only one feeling sick to his stomach, a few of the male members in stands were too.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I WOULD WEAR A PINK TUXEDO." Zoah replied totally missing the point. He didn't notice the look on Serge's face upon hearing that. "Shut up about your tuxedo, at least you weren't gay!" Serge shouted which surprised Zoah. "HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M NOT NOW?" Serge didn't expect to here this and then immediately moved his chair a few feet quickly away from him.
"Why is regurgitation everywhere in the audience?" The alien questioned. Not understanding the limits of male human beings. He continued to ask. "Starky don't see why it sick?" All the males had turned paler.
"This wasn't part of the deal, remember Zoah!" A shadow called forth. A tall form of a cat man flew down onto the ground. Upon hearing the voice, Kid instantly busted through the curtains tearing it into sheds. "Where are ya, ya bloody bastard." Kid with raged dashed across the set, upon doing this. She whipped out her dagger that she had hid in one of her boots.
Lynx smirked a cocky smile staring at the young thief. "Here Kiddy Kiddy." He mocked waving his hand towards her waiting for contact. As she approached, with a quick movement of the dagger the catman quickly disappeared. What Kid didn't know was that Serge had been behind Lynx. Now upon seeing Serge, she stopped with the dagger inches away from his chest.
"Ya alright mate?" She asked sticking her weapon back in it's sheath casually. He nodded, suddenly a strong wind picked up causing Kidto topple on Serge. The other two bachelorettes eyes burned with jealousy upon seeing their love on the ground with Kid.
"Don't knock down my man!" Leena screamed running towards Kid. "Serge izn't zours zes moi." Harle shouts back to Leena. "What did you say!" Leena eyes grew a fight red staring down Harle, while Harle did the same though her eyes are pretty much red anyways. The audience roared happily, ready to see a fight break out. But unluckily, Zoah's twin body guards Greco, and Grobyc quickly ran out to stop the future mayhem. Upon running out, they were quickly boo at by the audience. Greco, the wrestling bodyguard got in the middle of Leena, and Harle. "Ladies Ladies, there be children in the audience." Greco tried to reason to them, of course they didn't listen. "Shut the hell up!" Leena snapped at Greco angrily, "Mind ze own beeswax." Harle continued.
"I'm sorry to do this, but this is for you own good." Greco apologized. Within a second, Leena quickly grabbed the muscle-weight wrestler, throwing him into the audience. "GROBYC-NOT-PAID-ENOUGH- TO-DEAL-WITH-THIS!" The robotic mercenary stated running swiftly for his life. "Good thing Starky assemble censorship for show! I know what they going to say next to each other." The small blue alien knew nothing would be able to stop all hell from breaking loose. "ZOAH ZOAH!" The audience cheered happily. Kid didn't take this laying down. "Yer ain't fightin' without me!" Kid shouted jumping in as well. Soon the girls started their cat fight, while at the same time calling each other every name in the book.
"Now this is a show." Lynx snickered with some popcorn at hand watching the three girls kill each other. Serge didn't know what to do, so he decided to make the best of the situation and stole some of Lynx's popcorn from his hand. With nothing else to do Zoah knew he had to conclude the show. "COME BACK NEXT TIME WHERE OUR BACHELOR VAN WILL CHOOSE FROM THE THREE BACHELORETTES." The audience clapped happily. This was going to be the best show ever.
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It's strange how I wrote this, but I couldn't think of a good pick up from the last chapter. But I'll re-write my first chapter when I have time. Hopefully then, this story will make more sense, and hopefully be even funnier. And for those of you who are mad since Serge didn't pick, don't worry. He will choose on the final chapter. So who do you think Van should choose?
Now if you flame me, I'll force you to listen to Zoah sing Radical Dreamers: Without Stealing the Jewel. Of course you don't have to flame me if you really do want to hear him sing.