Everyone I presume has seen at least one movie where the main character goes through alter universes of movies, or whatever. Well, for this Fanfic, you will see the Xenosaga characters go through some weird stuff.
Disclaimer: Everything (including the alter universe's) are NOT mine!
CHAPTER 1 (Shion's point of view)
Okay, I know life gets weird sometimes, but I never though it would get this bad. KOS-MOS is a circus midget, Jr is some bozo clown, Ziggy is a Lion's Tamer (and a perverted one at that). Momo is an acrobat and me? Im a stuffed bear.
"SHION! For god's sake, wake UP!"
"Huh? Who? What? Where?" I screamed. I shot up in the bed and knocked who ever that was screaming at me in the head. My vision focused and I saw Jr with his hands on his forehead.
"Oh my gosh, im so sorry!" I screamed. I jumped out of the bed to gab a washrag, but I forgot that last night I decided to wear the skimpy PJ's because it was so warm. Jr took one look at me and ran out screaming.
"Huh?" I asked no one. I looked down and my face turned brick red.
My shirt was gone
If you ever wanted to die, I felt that right then. Its bad enough that a 31 year old man trapped in a 12 year old body saw you naked, but to see you EARLY in the morning naked…
Ziggy, Allen, Tony, and KOS-MOS all piled into my room to see who screamed.
"SHION! Put on a shirt!" Ziggy yelled (thankfully) covering Allen's eyes. KOS-MOS walked over to my dresser, pulled out a yellow shirt, and pulled it over my head.
"Shion, your nakedness will affect our battle performance. I suggest that you put that shirt on immediately."
Yea, I feel like crap now.
(Theme Song)
"Shion, I think everyone loved your little performance earlier this morning!" Tony laughed. I hit him on the head with his plate, that shut him up.
"Shion I recommend that you stop hitting the pilot on the head. If you proceed, I will be forced to pilot this ship by myself, and that means I will not take crap from you Caption. I can easily kill you in a nanosecond if I wanted to, but since Shion doesn't like that, I will not."
"GO KOS-MOS!" Jr yelled throwing up his fist. This is so surreal, its way to weird..
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
"AHH!" I screamed. Another dream? I looked down and yes, my shirt was on. I ran outside the room to see if I really had a dream.
"KOS-MOS!" I screamed. She turned and nodded.
"This morning did Jr run out of my room because I was topless?"
"Negative. You have been sleeping for approximately 12.2 hours." 12 hours? I haven't got that much sleep since, well never.
"Umm thank you KOS-MOS."
"Happy to be of service." I walked down the Elsa's corridors until I reached the Elsa Bar. Ever since the new renovation, I sometimes get lost so Captain Matthew's put up signs for me.
"Hey everyone!" I said. I grabbed some left over toast and sat down next to Momo.
"Are you okay Shion?" She asked suddenly making me choke on my food.
"Yu-p," I managed before someone slapped me on the back. Hard. The rather small piece of toast flew out of my mouth and into Captain Matthew's hat, fortunately for us he did not know.
"Captain, there is a-,"
"Shut up!" Hammer and Tony yelled, knowing it was them that were going to be punished. I gave the signal over my neck for her to stop, but she miss took it for a Kill-Him-Now sigh or something. She flicked out her R-Blade when I yelled.
"KOS-MOS! Down!" I screeched. She fell to the floor with a thud.
Why are things so weird? It's like im in some weird movie or something, and that's when It happened. A bright light flashed through the Elsa and transported us to another world.
A/N: I think I might be crazy for going as far as Shion losing her top in the dream. I promise that everyone WILL be going to different movie/anime/games!