Road Tripped/South Park fan fiction/Road Trip Spoof
By Scorch3000
Chapter 2
Outside Starks House, Cartman was loading some sleeping bags into the bus, while Rick and Stan tinkered around the engine, making sure everything was in order.
"Everything's cool. All set for tomorow." Stan said
"Hello lads." Pip said, exiting the building, "How about we put these flags onto the roofrack."
He showed them two small flagpoles, one flying the Stars and Stripes (US), and one flying the Union Jack (UK)
"Sorry Pip old chap." Cartman said, "That Union Jack belongs to me, i've been using it when we run out of toilet paper."
"Same here. I wiped my arse on the stars and stripes." Pip laughed. Rick and stan exchanged glances and laughed. Kyle pulled himself from under the bus, and grinned
"Those two."he replied, laughing.
"Move over Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson. The two newest commedians in town are Eric Cartman and Phillip Pirups, in Carkeys and Clutch." Rick commented, reducing Stan and Kyle to helpless laughter.
Kenny came out, and informed everyone that he was cooking up a huge pan of pasta and sauce for everyone.
"Belter." Rick said, "Cheers Ken."
"What's belter mean?" Kyle asked
"Great, amazing, i'm not to sure myself."