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I'm finally back after a week of partying my head hurts, and I feel like a wet dishrag but it was worth it, I heard that some of you had trouble with the homepage, so here is it again "www. Furinkan. com" don't use the spaces after the dots.
Kagome2009: I want to put more humor in this fic but later there WILL be a bad guy causing some trouble so don't worry.
N.L.C: You know you just gave me an idea!
Dragon Man: I haven't thought of that since Miroku and Sango won't have a large part in the story. Let's see, Miroku is a pervert, and Sango wants to rebuild the demon hunter village, say a number between ten and twenty and you're there.
Chapter: 2 ...ends in disasterAfter the deer dinner Kagome and Inuyasha decided to go on an evening walk like they usually do on their wedding anniversary. This time their route took them to the bone eater well. Kagome saddened a bit when she saw the old rusty well that once granted her the ability to go back to her time whenever she wanted, but now it was just a dried out pit.
Inuyasha's nose picked up the sadness in her scent and caressed her back trying to calm her. "Don't worry mate you'll see them again." he soothed.
Kagome's lip curved up into a weak smile "You're right, it's just that sometimes, the only thing I want to do is to see my family."
"Like I told you you'll see them again."
The two youkais started to hug each other, not noticing that they had eves droppers on their tail in the form of two dog demons one fox-dog demon and his girlfriend.
"Why the hell did you two want to come and spy on mom and dad? They'll kill us if they find out!" remarked Shippo so low that his girlfriend and sister could barely hear he knew too well how his parents would react if they found them there.
"Come on cutey, I'm just interested what you're parents are doing out in the woods so late in the evening." she whispered back.
"Err... Kioku you should explore that without Asaku around."
"You were the one who said that we can't leave him alone at your home." responded Kioku while adjusting the sleeping Asaku in her hand.
The fight would have continued if things between the two mated youkai wouldn't started to get hotter.
Inuyasha and Kagome were wrapped up in a long kiss and their hands were roaming all over the others body. Kiouku's eyes almost popped out when she saw the kissing inuyoukai and Shippo covered Izayoi's eyes.
"Inuyasha! You know I'm still mad at you because of the incident in the afternoon!" Kagome warned.
"I thought you got used to it by now and you're forgetting that the shed is full of wood." he answered.
"You're still in trouble!" Kagome warned.
"You were the one who couldn't protect the ramen from us and for that..." Inuyasha leaned close and whispered something into her ear. The woman's face blushed with the possible deepest crimson color.
"You'll be the one who's going to scream for mercy after I'm done with you!" she responded.
"Well see!" answered Inuyasha. He pulled Kagome closer to give her another kiss, only that this time he started to work his way through the ties of her clothing and Shippo decided to take this for a signal to leave.
"Kioku! I think we should get out of here!" the female fox nodded tearing her eyes off of the lovemaking youkai in the clearing. Meanwhile Inuyasha laid Kagome on the ground and started to undress her.
"Why are we leaving big brother? And what are mom and dad doing? Is that how you mate?" asked Izayoi in a high-pitched tone blowing the cover of the eves droppers, both foxes gulped several times.
The youkais in the clearing jumped apart both of them blushing furiously. Kagome quickly slipped her kimono back on to cover her chest.
But soon Inuyasha became even redder and this time from anger. "Get out here pup before you get seriously hurt!!!" he roared.
Shippo gulped, /I'm dead!/ he thought and stepped out of the cover of the bushes. "Sorry dad." he said and hoped that he won't be beaten to a pulp or even worse and get the privilege to run around with the active sit-rosary around his neck for the next year.
"And the others?" Inuyasha demanded.
Shippo was busy going through his options to run or not, /Maybe after two years or so I won't get a that big beating, I haven't seen dad beeing so stinky for years./ he thought
"Err... hi daddy." greeted Izayoi in her cutest voice well knowing that she's in trouble, Kioku also stepped out of her hiding place.
"Sorry it was my idea, please don't hurt Shippo."
"Someone's GONNA get hurt if you don't start explaining!" snapped back the male dog.
Both Shippo and Kioku opened their mouths but nothing came out. "WELL???" roared Inuyasha; in the background Kagome decided that it's time to do something, before her mate surprises the two "teen" youkais with an exclusive collection of bumps.
She walked over to her mate and placed her hand on his shoulder, hoping that she can talk him out of hurting her pups, but before she could open her mouth, Inuyasha raised a hand to show that it's useless to argue with him.
"A week confinement for both of you!" stated Kagome, hoping that her sentence can bring her mate back to reality and it worked. Inuyasha was still growling, but his rage calmed down a bit.
"Come on mom we didn't do anything!" whined Izayoi.
"You were spying on us and Kioku won't get away with it once her parents learn about this, so don't worry about that." answered Kagome.
"But mom!" snapped the little girl.
"Two weeks!" answered her mother; this time there was no protest. Kagome nodded with approval "I think we better go home!" Inuyasha, agreed and took her hand to lead her back to the house, but everyone stopped when they saw a glow coming from behind them.
They turned around to see a bright light hovering above the bone eater well, the light became even stronger, and everyone had to cover his or her eye, because of it.
The next thing that Inuyasha knew that he was cooped in a dried out well along with his mate and family, the next shock came when he inhaled some air. He felt a burning sensation within his nose, witch he didn't feel since the well got sealed.
He looked at Kagome and then he turned his sight upwards, he was relived to see the sky but he still couldn't imagine why he felt the scent of that disgusting modern day air.
Kiouku and Izayoi's first reaction was to cover their noses, while Kagome simply stared at the side of the well. After a few seconds she decided to investigate what happened and jumped out of the pit.
She was more then shocked to see different kind of houses, large buildings and roads, all of them built in a modern fashion, three words shot through her mind. /This... is BAAD!/
Soon after her other members of her family also started to climb out of the well and their reactions were similar.
"Where are we?" asked Kioku.
"These buildings they look like the ones in my era." answered Kagome.
Kioku opened her mouth to ask something else, but was interrupted by the voice of an old woman. "You demons are going to do as I say, and help me convince my son-in-law to marry my great-granddaughter.
Everyone turned to look at the elderly woman with long gray hair; she was standing/laying on a stick longer than her own height. The woman raised her hand, and threw some-kind of powder, at the demons who started to sneeze at the dust's strange scent.
"What the hell are you doing hag? This stuff is annoying!" yelled Inuyasha between sneezes.
The woman just stared at the group of youkai. "Why didn't the hypnotic powder work?" she murmured to herself.
Kagome heard every word, and now it was her time to explode "You abducted us from our era, to help you with a family problem!?" the miko-youkai's aura flared up, thus it was invisible to most eyes the old woman could clearly see, it and she gulped remembering what the man told her about the powder.
/The Aoka powder has no effect if the demon that you're trying to hypnotize has royal blood, or if there's a miko near, and the female IS a miko! Cologne you're in trouble./
Inuyasha raced forward and the elder woman barely managed to dodge his claws she looked back and saw a huge crater where once she stood. /I better get out of here!/ she thought.
Shippo also made his move, followed by Izayoi and Kioku, the neighborhood, was awake within seconds as the neighboring streets received a dozen new holes.
"Are you mad!?" yelled Kagome. "You'll destroy the entire district of you continue like this." There was no reaction, Kagome sighed she didn't want to do it but there was no other way.
The female youkai leaped onto Inuyasha, and brought him down to the ground the other demons looked back searching for the new source of danger, but they only saw Kagome.
Cologne saw her opportunity to get lost and started to hop from rooftop to rooftop using her stick. By the time the demons recovered from their shock she was already out of site.
"What the fucking hell is wrong with you mate?" asked Inuyasha surprised by Kagome's behavior.
"It's no use to chase her, if you'd have continued the entire area would've been destroyed, she may be a human but she's by far the fastest one I ever saw. We can catch her later, for now we need to find a place where we can sleep."
"What are you blabbing about mate why don't we just go to your family's shrine?" yelled back Inuyasha.
"Because I don't know were we are, but I definitely know that this is not Tokyo this city's scent is different." answered Kagome.
"Feh... Like I care bitch it still STINCKS! Let's go and find a place for the night!"
Kagome prepared an answer, but didn't open her mouth. /I'm just not in the mood to fight, and let's just face it no matter how mad it makes me to be called like that, I AM a bitch./
/And don't forget that you're my bitch!/ interrupted Inuyasha.
Kagome growled but soon that growl faded into a smile "Let's go!" she said aloud, and jumped up onto a rooftop looking for a park, or a larger tree.
Minutes later, the group found a small park that everybody found suitable to sleep in. Kioku and Shippo immediately occupied the base of a tree snuggling into each other, and Inuyasha jumped up into a tree-head. Kagome didn't like that at all, she wanted to sleep with her mate, but it was too dangerous for Asaku to sleep up in a tree.
"Inuyasha! Come down!" she whined. The male youkai made himself comfy, on a larger branch signaling that he isn't intending to come down for some time. "Please come down, I want to sleep with you." she begged.
"Then come up, you can sleep on my chest!"
"What about Asaku I don't ant him to fall down!"
Inuyasha's answer was a tremendous "FEHHH!" He leaped from the tree, and turned into his true form, before lying down on his side. Kagome gave him a smile and dived into Inuyasha's long fluffy fur (White of course) along with her pups. Their heads sticking out of the sea of hair were the only things indicating that Inuyasha's side was occupied.
"Thank you." murmured Kagome as she snuggled deeper into her bed. Inuyasha responded with a line of barks. (Translation: I'll always protect you mate!)
"I know mate, I know!" she responded before drifting off into sleep.
=Next morning========================================================
Kagome woke up to smell dozens of humans around her she opened an eye to see that the sun has already risen. The only one who was awake except for her was Asaku who was busy playing with Inuyasha's tail.
She would have enjoyed watching her pup but the number of humans gawking at her and her family increased by the second, and she decided to wake Inuyasha before something bad happens. The raven-haired youkai started to shake Inuyasha's head that was just in front of her since the male youkai was curled up into a ball.
"It's time to wake up dear!" she said softly. The dog didn't respond, she didn't want to use her usual "Ramen's ready" routine and decided, to scratch his ear, this was the only other way, she could wake Inuyasha when he was in deep slumber. (Well ok she can simply attack, Inuyasha and he'll wake up immediately when sensing danger but that's out of the question here.)
Soon she heard, a deep growl, and seconds after that Inuyasha started to stir, he flexed his claws and opened one eye to look at Kagome. He gave out a line of barks to say good morning Kagome smiled, and hugged him.
"You better change into your human form mate, we need to find a way to get back to our era, and our audience is starting to disturb me."
Inuyasha didn't answer, instead, he moved his head to Izayoi and nudged her with the tip of his nose. She woke up with a huge yawn. "Hi dad! Hi mom! Why are those humans staring at us?" she said while getting onto her feet.
"We overslept, and they found us here. Go and wake up Shippo!" answered Kagome.
"Ok mom!" answered the little girl, before getting up.