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Thanks for your reviews, and here's the next chapter I'll be introducing the Saotome and Tendo families, in the chapter, but I won't be able to give long descriptions because I don't want the chapter to end in a long sleepy introduction, but I'll slowly give away their looks and style so you won't look at them like black spots. For those who have more knowledge please don't chop off my head if you often find, small notes, on whose who, not all Inuyasha fans know much about Ranma ½.
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Dark Inu Fan: You probably saw Sesshoumaru in his true form well since Inuyasha is his little bro, I think he should be about one or two feet shorter and Kagome is about a foot shorter than Inuyasha (when she's in her true form), that's almost nothing since Sesshoumaru must be about thirty feet tall.
Dracohanyou: You'll have your answer in the chapter.
Chapter: 3 The king of pervertednessThe Tendo house somewhere in Nerima
"HENTAI!!!" roared a female voice loud enough to cause a minor earthquake. The roar was followed by the sound of chattering, seconds later, grandpa Happosai left the building through one of the windows, with the newest addition to his panty collection Seconds later a blue haired girl appeared in the window.
"GET BACK HERE! YOU OLD FREAK SO I CAN KILL YOU!!!" she yelled with full force, while flinging an ungodly sized mallet in her hand.
Typical Akane, well ok most girls would react this way if they found a 300-year-old perverted martial arts master gawking them while they're taking a shower.
She turned back to look at the destroyed bathroom with anger in her eyes, "Just wait till I get my hands on you." she murmured.
Happosai was inspired by the early morning catch and decided, to go on a collection trip around the city, while harassing every female person over fifteen and under forty that came into his view.
Meanwhile, not far from the old pervert Inuyasha's stomach, was protesting loudly against the lack of food. "I'm hungry mate, I'm going hunting." He remarked and with that said he jumped up into the air with the goal to reach the next roof and from there on to head for the nearest forest, the problem was that he newer reached the roof because Kagome's hand grabbed him by the ankle, and since Inuyasha couldn't fly he crashed head on into the pavement.
"Now what's wrong with you woman?" he asked.
"Try to act like a human and keep your ears under your hair no matter what happens!" whispered Kagome to him.
Inuyasha stood up and glared at Kagome he "Feh!"-ed and with that said he continued to walk.
"It's ok dad! Mommy is just a bit grumpy this morning. Maybe she's also hungry." said Izayoi trying to calm her father; she only received a grunt for an answer.
"Dad!"
"Hum?"
"I'm sorry for spying on you and mom yesterday evening. I was just curious it was all my idea. Please don't punish big brother for it." Izayoi's speech was accompanied with sad puppy-eyes Inuyasha was sure that she inherited this move from Kagome, because he couldn't say no to her when she used it on him.
"Ok pup, I won't, but if I find out that you've been spying again, you won't get away so easily! Understood?" Izayoi jumped in her father's arms and hugged him with full force.
"Thank you daddy!" she yelled with her voice full of happiness.
Kagome heard the whole conversation, and she just couldn't keep the goofy smile from her face, this was typical for those two they just couldn't stay mad at the other no matter what. She could hear, Happosai's fierce battle cry in the distance, but didn't know that it meant danger.
A few minutes later the constant noise started to irritate her. "What kind of lunatic is yelling like that?" she asked.
"Beats me." answered Inuyasha "But if he won't shut up soon, I'll do it for him and he won't like that!"
Not much later, a short, bald man appeared in the street yelling "WHAT A HAUL!" over and over. The women on the street made a mad dash for a secure spot, but most of them failed badly.
Skirts were flying up in the air, leaving the thighs of their owner exposed to the world, and if, there was a balcony with drying clothes on it, certain pieces of underwear have suddenly gone missing.
Kagome stood there in shock watching as the whole scenario unfolded unlike the humans she could clearly see what was going on. "And I thought Miroku is a lecher." she stated as a fact.
Suddenly Happosai disappeared from her sight, she desperately tried to find the old freak, but by the time that happened it was too late the lower part of her Kimono was up in the air, and the perverted man was staring at her thighs, well at lest he would have if it wouldn't be for her medieval underclothing.
The man stared at the clothes that hid the lower parts of Kagome's body, in shock giving the female youkai enough time to free one of her arms from holding Asaku and proceeding with her task to hit him on the head with full force.
Happosai never saw it coming and soon his face connected with the ground leaving behind a nice print, next it was Inuyasha's turn to get moving, but unlike Kagome he used his claws, but thanks to some-kind of miracle the old freak managed to get out of Inuyasha's way in time.
Not much later the rest of the Inu family was on Happosai's tail except for Kagome her pup, and Kioku. Kagome also wanted to join the angry mob-ilized part of the family, but couldn't even think of it since she had to look after her son.
"Go ahead auntie I'll take care of the little Asaku." said Kioku smelling Kagome's desire to kill.
The mother smiled back the girl and handed over her whelp. "Just call me mom!"
"Huh?" asked Kioku not really understanding what Kagome meant.
"You know I've also been a girl once! I saw how you and Shippo were looking at each other." The female foxe's face was crimson from embarrassment, as she gazed at Kagome's retreating form. The inuyoukai stopped at the end of the street and turned around.
"That was for yesterday evening!" she yelled back before disappearing at the corner. Kioku stood there digesting everything what her love's mother said only after a minutes did she realize that she should get moving.
Kagome soon caught up with the rest of the family, and to her surprise Happosai was still alive, not only that but sometimes he even had an opportunity to have some fun in his own perverted way. When she saw that Happosai gave one teenaged girl the same treatment that she received it was just enough for her. Kagome pulled out her weapon, and loaded it, but there was a slight problem, Happosai was bouncing around like an idiot and she had no chance to hit him with an arrow.
Then she saw as the perverted freak raided another load of drying panties, she finally had enough, and fired, the garden of a family home received a one-way trip to heaven, but Happosai managed to dodge, the projectile and continued his way laughing like a maniac.
Kagome fired again, and Happosai dodged again, finally Inuyasha had enough, he was about to take on his true form and use all of his speed and power against Happosai but Kagome warned him that he'll regret it, so the male dog decided against this option.
Meanwhile in a nearby house
The Tendo and Saotome families were just having breakfast, everything was like usual Genma and Ranma were fighting, over the food, Nabiki was thinking about a new way to get her hands on some money etc, in other words for once there was nothing disturbing breakfast not even the perverted freak who was currently being chased by Inuyasha and company. "Where's grandpa Happosai?" asked the oldest of the tree Tendo sisters (Kasumi), while pouring some tee, into her cup. "It's not like him to miss breakfast."
"That perverted freak is on one of his collection trips, and he'd better stay away if he wants to live." answered Akane obviously in angered state. (the youngest of the three Tendo girls)
"Oh so he's been peeping on you again." remarked Nabiki. (the second Tendo Daughter)
Akane sighed in despair "He's been by far worse since the failed wedding last month I wish that someone could put that perverted freak to sleep permanently."
"Akane that's no way to talk about an old man, he's just a little kooky!" schooled Kasumi.
"You're not the one who can't relax in the bath for a second, this morning he even stole one of my panties! How would you take being peeped every time you change clothes!" snapped Akane, Kasumi was taken aback by her younger sisters sudden outburst, and remained silent, within seconds Akane realized her mistake. "Sorry I didn't mean it that way I'm just a bit, cranky that's all."
"Cranky? You mean you're more like poisonous tomboy!" remarked Ranma while defending his food against his fathers attack.
Akane's blood started to boil, and she reached for the table. The rest of the family already knew what to do when this happens and, they grabbed their plates and glasses. The blue haired girl lifted the table into the air, while Kasumi, saved another couple of dishes, before that large piece of furniture came down crashing onto Ranma's skull with full force.
"What was that for, you tomboy?" he jelled.
"For being a jerk!" came the reply.
"You two should act more mature, for goodness sake you almost got married last month." remarked, Soun Tendo, in a formal tone, however the way he was sitting with three plates in his arms, while holding another two with his toes, and balancing, two cups on his chopsticks using his mouth didn't make him look formal in any way.
Ranma's mother Nodoka nodded in agreement, "You deserved this one son which man would, talk like that to his fiancée?"
"Your mother is right no, and I man NO man would ever act like that with their fiancée." Agreed Ranma's dad. (Genma)
Ranma growled, but didn't do anything, after a few minutes the two families settled down again and they started to eat in silence. This time they were disturbed by a loud explosion coming from the back yard, seconds after that Happosai flew through the room.
"Get back here you pervert!" screamed a female voice from somewhere in the garden. Soun made his way to the door, to see what's going on in the back yard of his home. The father never reached the door, because a miko arrow, flew through the door it missed him by mere inches almost burning down his moustache, the shot continued its journey to the wall on the opposite side of the room.
It impacted just above Ranma's, head, but not like usually it didn't explode right away, the pig-tailed boy looked at the glowing arrow with curiosity. "What kind of crap is..." he couldn't finish his sentence because the arrow glowed up in a bright pink color and seconds later it ignited creating a large hole in the wall, and knocking Ranma into the ground and out cold, but thanks to some kind of miracle the boy survived the explosion.
For a few seconds Kagome felt a strange power that came from the young martial artist, but she didn't care about it, she raced to his side, and checked him over to make sure that nothing happened to him. Meanwhile another explosion came from outside, indicating, that Happosai has left the building, and bumped into another part of the Inu family.
As Kagome searched Ranma's body for, and injuries she found, a deep slash on one of his arms, she assumed that it was caused by parts of the destroyed wall. /I wonder how he could survive one of my arrows, a normal human would have definitely got killed no matter how strong./ She lifted her hand and laid it over the wound. /What kind of miko am I? And anyway what was I thinking shooting around with arrows like an idiot?/
/You were trying to stop a freak who was terrorizing the city; you had every right to do it./ came her answer from Inuyasha.
(AN: In chapter 22 Kagome got two wedding rings from his grandfather, she gave one of them to Inuyasha, and if both of tem wear these rings they are able to hear the others thoughts.)
/But this time it's different he isn't actually hurting anyone./ answered Kagome.
/He was hurting those women's privacy, and I'm the only one who's supposed to see you the way he saw you./
/I think the injury, he inflicted on your pride, is bigger than my embarrassment./ answered Kagome while starting to heal, Ranma's wound. Her hand started to glow, and the wound started to close up, the Tendo family just stared at Kagome, in awe not daring to give out a peep.
"How the hell is she doing that?" asked Nabiki.
"She must be a kind of magical healer." stated her father. (Soun)
"But she was the one who, injured Ranma in the first place, and she also has a bow, she can't be a simple healer." remarked Kasumi, seeing Kagome's weapon.
"I bet Happosai harassed her, but unlike usual she was powerful enough to give him a piece of her mind." stated Akane.
Genma Saotome stared at Kagome, trying to find out what kind woman she is. Then it hit him like a lightning the glowing pink energy, the destroyed wall the healing ability and the old fashioned clothing. /SHE MUST BE A MIKO!/
Anyone who knows this fat, four-eyed guy can probably assume what his next move will be. (No offence against those with glasses.)
Ranma's wound got completely sealed, without leaving any kind of reminder, and the boy started to awake. "Did someone get the number of that bus?" he murmured while sitting up.
"Sorry about that I wanted to hit that perverted freak. Is there a way I could make it good?" apologized Kagome; she helped Ranma to stand up, and bowed in front of him.
"Err... it's ok I've been through worse!" answered the boy.
Suddenly his Ranma's father, (Genma) pushed him forward between Kagome's hands. "As I miko you're in the need of a man who can protect you! My son is perfect for the job he's a strong martial artist, and he still didn't reach his full potential..."
/This guy is nuts I could be the mother of his kid!/ thought the raven-haired youkai as Genma continued his long speech, he lifted Ranma's hands so they were around Kagome's waist and laid them on he hips, the boy was way too embarrassed to even recognize what was going on, but Kagome did recognize, and she emitted a low growl to signal her dislike what was overlooked by the obviously very stupid father.
Two members of the Tendo family started to get irritated by the older Saotome's speech, Akane pulled out her mallet, and aimed at her fiancée's (at Ranma's) head, while Soun prepared to strangle the boy's father.
"So what do you think could you accept such a man for you're husband?" asked Genma, Akane sped up her mallet, and Soun launched himself at his friend, but before the two had a chance to get to their targets Inuyasha entered through the window.
"LET GO UF MY MATE BEFORE I HURT YOU!" he roared, loud enough for the entire city to hear. Both Akane and her father stopped not daring to continue with their plan. Genma and Ranma looked at Inuyasha with fear, in their eyes, after noticing, the transformed NeoTetsusaiga in his hand.
Since Inuyasha couldn't use his sword after he became a full-blooded demon he asked Toutousai if he could make him a new one. The sword is similar to the old Tetsusaiga the only difference between the two that the new sword can be used by demons, and that it's untransformed form doesn't look so crappy like the old one's.
Inuyasha gave out another growl but the two humans were paralyzed from fear they barely could breath, soon the white haired dog had enough, he knocked both of humans against the wall, and before they could realize what's going on they hat the Tetsusaiga's blade, at their throats.
"Which on of you wants to die first?" he asked between growls. The two humans stared into Inuyasha's red eyes, with fear, but thanks to some miracle Genma made it to open his throat.
"H...h...he wants to." he muttered, pointing at his son.
"Very well!" said Inuyasha and lifted his weapon in the air, he swung it at Ranma, the boy, raised his hands trying to block the sword but he never had to do that because the weapon got stopped by the blade of Kagome's bow. "What is wrong with you woman?" growled the male dog, while both Ranma, and his father made a mad dash for the other end of the room.
"You can't just kill them!"
"Why not the father was encouraging you to marry his son, and he wasn't protesting! It's the least that I kill them! They broke one of the most sacred laws existent in society!" yelled Inuyasha.
"Maybe! But that's how things go in our era, you can't just walk around in other worlds and kill people!"
"What kind of law are you talking about, and where the hell are you from anyway?" asked Nabiki.
"I'll make the long story short." answered Kagome "That guy over there..." she continued pointing at Inuyasha "...is my husband."
Genma started to laugh stupidly "Sorry I didn't knew you were married!"
"Next time at least ask the girl if she's married or not before trying to persuade one to marry your brat! There are not many women who have the guts to stop their husbands in such a situation, and next time I won't let you get away with something like this. Got it human?" answered Inuyasha between growls.
"Y...yes of course!" answered Genma, while bowing in front of the dog countless times, the demon slowly started to get annoyed, but obviously the stupid human didn't see it.
"Quit it already, you fat rat!" warned the dog and the human immediately understood.
Soun stepped forward gulping a few times, "I'm sorry my friend didn't mean it that way..." he looked over to Genma to signal that he's not out of it "...his only problem is that he always forgets that his son already has a fiancée..."
"You mean he already has a BUNCH fiancées." corrected Akane.
The two dogs stared at Akane "A bunch?" asked both of them.
"As I said before..." Soun repeated "...we're sorry for Genma's behavior and if there something you need we'd be happy to help out." The father got his answer sooner than he thought; he barely finished his sentence, before the house was filled with the sound of growling stomachs.
"Err... we kinda didn't have the chance to eat this morning." Remarked Kagome with a slight blush on her face.
"No problem we have plenty of food." responded Kasumi while turning to the table in the room only to see that most of the breakfast was covered by a thick layer of dust and debris. When she looked back she saw as, Shippo, Kioku, and Izayoi arrived along with Asaku.
"Sorry dad that perverted lunatic got away." apologized Shippo.
"Did someone say food?" asked Izayoi.
"I think I should make another meal." remarked Kasumi; she turned around, with her long brown hair drifting through the air, and made her way into the kitchen.
"I'll go and help you!" yelled Kagome and followed the younger girl's scent into the kitchen.