I don't own Inuyasha or Ranma
Sorry guys I know I haven't updated in a while, but I'm still waiting for the new computer, so I'm using a library computer again and I'm still alive and this is a is a miracle I've been sitting here for the past three hours.
PS: I'll probably be back online this Tuesday, AKA tomorrow.
Inu-chan Sesh's little bro: Jep Happosai belongs to the original staff of Ranma 1/2, I have some plans for a little Ship/Kiok stuff, a part of it is already on paper.
Inu-babe666 ; Misato-Katsuragi2 ; FoxylilRaven ;Dragon Man 180: I'll be evil this time I don't want to spoil anything, but one thing is for sure both Naraku and Naruse are um... were saints against this villian.
Putz-6: Modoriko is closely connected to the Shikon no Tama she kind of created it, to make a long story short half of the jewel consits of her soul.
Chapter: 5 Inuyasha's reunion with an old "friend"It was late in the morning Kagome and her family decided to sleep in mainly thanks to the fact that there was nothing for them to do in the day. Kasumi just got finished with fixing breakfast, and made her way upstairs to wake the youkais.
She was about to reach for the doorknob when Ranma came around the corner and saw her. His face became a bit pale when he saw Kasumi's attempt, and Kagome has told him about her dog ears, and who knows if she has them hidden or not. "I'll wake them up for you!" he said hoping that the girl won't get suspicious.
"Thanks Ranma but I can do it!" answered the older Kasumi with a smile on her face.
Now Ranma had to think really fast and this was one thing he really wasn't good at, meanwhile Kasumi pushed down the doorknob and started to open the door. "Kasumi wait Kagome warned me that Inuyasha is really grumpy when someone wakes him early."
"That's no problem it can't be more dangerous than waking you." answered the girl with her usual smile.
/Damn it! Now what!/ cursed Ranma while Kasumi continued to open the door. "Wait! She really did mean it; I'll wake them up just go down, and fix breakfast." With that said Ranma slid into the room, and closed the door behind him so Kasumi won't have a chance for peek and see what lies inside.
He turned around and saw the entire Inu family sleeping peacefully. They were snuggled into a large ball of fur and all demonic features were visible, especially Izayoi's since she was sleeping in her true form. /Boy that was close!/ he thought, before making his way to Kagome to wake her up.
Ranma started to shake the youkai and after a few minutes she opened her eyes, she lifted her head from Inuyasha's chest, and looked at the boy. "What is it?" she asked still half asleep.
"Kasumi almost walked in one you, lucky that I could stop her, by the way breakfast is ready." he answered.
"Thanks I'll be right up; I just need some time to wake up." Ranma left, and Kagome placed her head back where it rested before.
Meanwhile Ranma made his way downstairs while preparing himself for the usual food fight with his father. When he entered the dining room he saw someone who he really wanted to avoid at least for another month.
A young girl with long brown hair, brown eyes was waiting for him and for once she was wearing girl clothes what was specifically rare for this female. It was Ukyo she was sitting in front of the table Ranma was still pissed at her for what she did at his wedding.
He didn't know why but he felt like his pride was much less hurt then something else that he couldn't name maybe he rally wanted to marry Akane, Ranma shook his head, to clear his thoughts. /Who the hell would want to marry a girl like Akane?/ he reasoned and made his way to the table to sit down next to his guest.
"What do you want!" he asked roughly, not even trying to hide his annoyance.
"Why are you avoiding me?" asked Ukyo.
"Well you kinda humiliated me in front of the entire school." snapped the boy.
This was followed by several minutes of silence, the two teenagers were busy trying to find the right words, but they couldn't say anything. While they were doing so some members of the family tried to enter, but when they saw the two they immediately turned around, and left.
Meanwhile upstairs
Kagome and Akane entered the bathroom, for an early morning bath. "So how do you really look like?" asked the human girl.
"What do you mean?" asked the youkai.
"Well yesterday I saw Izayoi turn into a huge dog, and I suppose you can also do that for what else would you call yourself a dog demon."
"It could be a bit complicated to show you that!" answered Kagome as she begun to undress.
"Why?" asked Akane as she followed the youkai's lead and started to take off her clothes.
"Well for starters, I'm much bigger than my daughter, when I'm in my true form, and it's possible, that I'll cause panic in your city."
"How big are you anyway." asked Akane.
"About twenty-six feet." answered the dog. Akane was about to reply but Kagome held up her hand to signal the human girl to stay silent, the youkai pulled her outer kimono back on, and sniffled, into the air. "I smell a rat!" she informed her friend.
Akane also stated to redress, and Kagome grabbed a bucket of mop-water, that was standing on the floor. She started to move towards the laundry basket from where the scent was coming.
The female youkai was about to pour the cold water onto the little perverted freak when that decided to leave his hiding spot since he could figure that he was, noticed. Happosai made a mad dash for the pieces underwear that the two girls picked for the day, but Kagome stopped him before Happosai could reach his "treasure".
After he was stopped a smaller fight started, in the bathroom, and for once Happosai was retreating without the desired items in his hand. He made his way downstairs, with the two girls on his tail. His way led them into the dining room where Ranma and Ukyo were having their "conversation".
Happosai entered the dining room destroying the traverse that was in his way, he dashed across the room with full speed, and left through the window just after him Akane and Kagome also entered the room. Akane was in front waiving a king sized mallet in her hand, on the way through the room she tripped over something and fell, not even a second behind her was Kagome the female youkai tried to avoid the contact with Akane, but it was too late.
After tripping over Akane she, tried to hold her balance, but even her demonic abilities had their limits, and she lost her battle against gravity. On her way towards the ground she let go of the bucket of water and that took of into the air, Ranma who was about to comment Akane's clumsiness never had a chance to notice the bucked of flying cold water.
"You're such a klutz Ak..." Splash "Damn fucking hell! Why always me?" screamed a female voice Kagome looked up to see a red-haired girl in Ranma's place. But this girl was kinda familiar, like if she had seen her before, and Kagome could feel a strange aura around this redhair that seemed to be a miko aura.
/What the?/ she asked over and over, while sniffing at Ranma /She smells almost like the boy and she's wearing his clothes, but how, I was sure that the bucked landed on Ranma's head./ "What's going on?" she asked aloud.
"It's a curse answered the pig-tailed girl." (Ranma)
"A curse???"
"Long story!" answered Akane.
"I have time." came the reply from Kagome.
Ranma didn't like it that he had to tell about "her" curse to someone but there was no way for him, to get out of it. He settled for making a face, and started his story.
Flashback one year ago (I know all Ranma fans know this part by heart but I couldn't resist)
"Well here we are boy! These beeing the legendary training grounds of Yosenkyo." Informed Genma, the poor guy didn't knew what kind of horrors awaits him and his son if he continues his journey.
As the two walked down into the valley they were greeted by the local guide. "Good day to you honored guests these are the cursed springs of Josenkyo.
"Are you ready Ranma?" asked Genma.
"I don't know why this place is so special." commented the boy.
"These springs are being very dangerous sir, nobody been using them for years!" warned the guide. "Several hundred springs are being here, all of them hold a terribly sad legend."
"Coming boy?" yelled Genma as he jumped onto on of the bamboo poles that were sticking out of the springs.
"Of course pop!" responded the boy, and followed his father, not bothering about the guide's desperate warnings.
"I won't hold back boy!" warned the father.
"And who asked for it?" asked the boy.
"Come back here sirs!" yelled the guide with all his power, but the two martial artists didn't care. "Terrible things happen if you fell in the spring!"
The two martial artists continued to fight and Ranma made it to hit his father in the back, the fat man fell into one of the pools.
The boy stared at the surface, for several seconds, but his father didn't come up, soon a smirk appeared on his face. "Come on pop don't tell me you had enough." As if to answer hi words a fat panda jumped out of the spring.
He was surprised to say the least and pointed at the huge bear in front of him. "T...t...t..." for short Ranma wasn't able to say anything else.
"Oh terrible he fallen into the spring of drowned panda. Legend speaks of a panda who drowned in this spring two thousands years ago. Now anyone who falls into spring gets turned into fat panda."
Ranma's comment was short but it said everything "Shit!" By the time he came out of his first shock the panda knocked him into the air, sending him right into one of the springs.
"Oh that being great shame!" screamed the guide. "You just fallen into spring of drowned girl tragic legend speaks of a young girl drowning in this spring thousand years ago, now everyone who falls into this spring..."
Ranma couldn't believe what he or in this case she just heard. She opened her gi to see two breasts instead of his chest. He screamed in shock when he saw the two female mounds.
"Is turned into young girl, it very cursed spring." finished the guide.
End of flashback
"So let me get this straight..." said Kagome "...if you get splashed with cold water then you turn into a girl, and of you come in contact with warm you turn back into a boy. Right?"
Ranma nodded dumbly, in the same second an ear shattering laugh could be heard all over the neighborhood. It was Inuyasha, and he heard more then enough. "I can't believe it this guy really has loads of women in his life he's..."
To Ranma's luck Kagome managed to find and gag Inuyasha before he blew Ranma's cover, the boy had enough trouble without the entire city knowing about his handicap. When she was finally sure that he won't scream it out again she released his moth, she dragged him from the tree top, and dragged him into the dining room.
Some distance from the Tendo's home a blue haired Chinese girl just got finished her job, delivering the dishes that her customers ordered from her great-grandmother's restaurant. There was only one more dish left on the back of her bicycle that was meant for her "husband to be". She didn't knew that she's about to make a major mistake.
The girl made a quick left turn at one of the corners, and she finally reached her destination the Tendo dojo, she jumped over the stone wall, and made her way to Ranma.
Inside of the house Inuyasha could smell her coming, and after a few seconds it clicked, this girl's scent was almost the same than the old ghoul's, and this usually meant that she must be in contact with his prey. However Kagome's stern look told him to stand still.
"AIREN!!! Shampoo brought you breakfast to eat!" yelled a female voice, from somewhere in the house. (Airen means husband)
Ranma simply wanted to beat his head into the table. "No!!! Not Shampoo! She's the last person on earth who I want to see."
When the Chinese bimbo entered the room it didn't take long for Inuyasha's nose to identify her as Cologne's relative. The youkai immediately charged forward and pinned the girl to the wall, the girl didn't even have the slightest chance to break out of his hold. "Where is that old witch!?" he yelled.
"Huh? Shampoo no can marry violent man Shampoo already given away, Amazon laws forbid to have more than one husband. And what is violent man talking about who is witch!" asked the obviously surprised girl.
Inuyasha was more than pissed after hearing the girl's respose. "What are you talking about girl??? I just want to know where that dammed witch is!!!"
"What is violent man talking about what is witch?" (No Shampoo is not THAT stupid, she just has some trouble with Japanese or in this case with English.)
"You know it well what I'm talking about so start speaking before I get mad!" yelled the not so calm dog.
"Inuyasha let her go she doesn't know anything!" interrupted Kagome unlike her husband she could clearly sense the Amazon's confusion.
"Like hell I won't before she talks!" snapped the Inuyoukai.
"Stop it mate you're going too far!" yelled Kagome, but Inuyasha wasn't bothered by her warnings.
In the end the female youkai had enough, she tucked on something that hung around her neck. Inuyasha looked back and almost got a heart attack when he saw the deep purple pearls of a certain rosary.
Kagome lifted the beads into the air and took off the necklace, Inuyasha looked at Kagome with fear in his eyes, he didn't need his telepathic ring to know what his mate was thinking.
The female youkai closed her eyes, and started to murmur a strange prayer.
Inuyasha let go of Shampoo he started to run and leaped trough the window, then he continued to run for it.
Meanwhile Kagome finished her prayer, and the rosary glowed up and its beads raced off to find Inuyasha, who was trying to avoid the reunion with the rosary.
The youkai looked back and saw a swarm of beams behind him he took off with an even faster speed, and tried to outrun outrun the beads, but he had no chance.
Soon the pearls got assembled around his neck and the rosary appeared, Inuyasha desperately tried to get it off, but he had no chance, then he heard the dreaded word "Siiiiiit!" shouted a female voice in the distance, and Inuyasha immediately complied by making a face plant.
(I kinda feel sorry for him.)