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Here's chapter ten hope you'll enjoy it. JOOWWW Come on kitty nice pussycat get those claws out of my leg and nobody is gonna get hurt. OUCH Why the hell did I save you in that snowstorm mousetrap? Ok ok you win a late late dinner is on it's way. Just let go. Back in five.
Putz-6: Midoriko was the priestess who created the jewel of four souls, while she was fighting a demon. She or rather what's left of her appears in one of the episodes.
Aznmiko 16: This guy is nowhere close to be a monk if I remember correctly I promised that Naruse and Naraku will both look like saints against this guy.
Dragon Man 180: I don't think those guys will ever lean it, they tried to take down Akane with that routine for years without and success, probably their brain got severely damaged in the process.
Thank you for everyone's review!
Chapter 10: BackfiredShippo and Kioku were walking across the town of Nerima since there was nothing for them to do they thought that this is the best way to spend their time. But a city really wasn't an interesting place for them just a bunch of houses roads, people and cars, but they didn't care as long they had each other.
Kioku was resting her head on Shippo's shoulder with her nose buried in his neck so she can take in the male foxes scent. "You know it would be great if we could go catch fireflies in the evening."
"Then we'll go and catch fireflies, this city is not endless you know." answered Shippo.
Kioku smiled and snuggled closer to her boyfriend. "Thank you love."
"Hey that's the least that I can do for you..." Shippo turned around so now he was facing the female fox. "...and I'm happy as long I can be with you." Kioku blushed and Shippo used the moment to plant a kiss on her lips. A few moments later he pulled back and looked into her eyes "You know you're the only one who can make me act like this." after saying this he quickly gave the girl another kiss.
Many people on the street shook their heads mumbling something about young lovers, some stared at them and again others looked away with embarrassed faces. The two demons didn't even notice them they were wrapped up in their own little world.
Minutes later the foxes parted, and they proceeded to continue their aimless wandering, unknown to them they were directly heading for disaster, it's name: insane gymnast-karate-"noble" girl, better known as Kodachi Kuno, Tatewaki Kuno's younger sister.
She was heading towards Fourinkan high via Nerima rooftops to harass Ranma, but even a "perfect" (If she's perfect then I'm the Japanese emperor's cousin!!!) human like her can make a mistake. She tripped and lost her balance, Shippo felt that something is closing from upwards to Kioku and when he looked up he saw a falling human.
He used one of his hands to move his girlfriend out of harm's way and grabbed Kodachi with the other before she made a nasty impression on the ground. If he only knew what kind of mistake he made with his last move. He laid the human girl on the ground and turned to Kioku "Are you all right love?" he asked.
Kioku smiled at Shippo to thank him and nodded, but the human girl didn't move at all she just continued to stare at the kitsune. /He's so strong so manly just like my Ranma, but I can't have them both... hah who cares I'm Kodachi Kuno I have the right to have hundred men if I want, I just have to tell him and he'll forget everything about that peasant woman./
Kodachi stood up dusted her clothes and begun with her speech, or rather with her assault. She jumped into Shippo's neck and pulled him close "Thank you my savior for this act of bravery I would gladly go out with you!"
After hearing this Shippo was shocked, and he tried to peel the obviously crazy human off of him, but that just wouldn't let him go, instead she got a hold on his hand. Kioku saw as HER boyfriend was groped by some insane madwoman and was struggling to get her off but no matter what he did she immediately grabbed onto another part of his body. She started to growl but Kodachi didn't even look back, finally she had enough. The usually calm and shy Kioku could be angered in only two ways if someone tried to hurt her loved ones or if someone was trying to take Shippo away from her and the fact that this someone was a human that didn't know when to stop made it even worse.
Kioku grabbed Kodachi, by her clothes and pulled her away from Shippo, who gave out a sigh of relief when he was finally freed of this torment. "Listen human and listen well because I'm only telling you this once!" she said with a face that promised a slow and painful death. "Keep away from my male or you're gonna get it!"
First Kodachi was shocked she couldn't believe that someone had the guts to speak with her like this. "Who do you think you're dealing with peasant girl!" she warned but it only made the already stinky demon more pissed. "I'm the black rose of St. Hebereke the..." she continued not caring about the foxes deep growl. Kioku had enough and lifted the human into the air. Kodachi was shocked at what power this girl possessed who was a head shorter than her.
"Last warning human don't mess with youkais!"
"Huh? Youkais??? What are you talking about peasant?" asked Kodachi.
"Let me put it another was human! We two..." Kioku motioned for Shippo and herself. "...are demons. You know the ones with fangs and claws, that just itch to get rid of overconfident mortals like you."
"Nice try peasant but you won't fool me..." as Kodachi continued to blab around Shippo motioned Kioku to hand the pain-in-the-ass to him, and she happily complied. The fox took over the girl and with one move of his hand he sent her into the neighboring street.
After the little incident with Kodachi the two foxes wanted only to get back to the Tendo residence, they weren't really afraid of the human they were just surprised how someone can act like her, soon they reached the street were their new temporally home was standing, and saw a white blur run passed them.
"Wasn't that your sister?" asked Kioku.
"Her and a pot!" answered Shippo trying to hold back a chuckle.
"I'm starting to get really concerned for her."
"Don't worry koi you've seen my father, and you know what kind of a stomach he has."
"I don't mean that! Where did she get that pot of ramen."
Shippo chuckled when hearing Kioku's statement "Don't worry she's not that of a ramen addict! She probably snatched it from underneath Kasumi's nose."
"At least she could have asked for some."
"Why should she ask for some when she can take the entire pot." After saying this Shippo couldn't take it any more and started to laugh.
When they reached the Tendo residence when they entered both Shippo and Kioku could smell the scent of ramen noodles all over the place, and now both of them were trying to fight their laughter. "Is anyone home!" yelled Shippo.
As an answer he received the sound of footsteps, and soon he saw a Kasumi making her way downstairs. "Did you have a goodtime?" she asked cheerfully.
"Did my little sister ask for some ramen?" asked Shippo.
Kasumi looked at the demon with questioning eyes, but decided to answer. "I was making some for lunch and she asked for some saying that it's her favorite. But why do you ask?"
The two demons couldn't take it any more when they heard thins and both of them started laughing like there would be no tomorrow. "She asked for some ramen..." started Kioku.
"...and then she took of with the entire pot!" finished Shippo while the two youkais barely could stand on their feet.
"What are you talking of?" asked Kasumi not really getting why the foxes were so cracked up.
"Well...hahaha ...we just saw Izayoi... with a huge soup pot in her hand while making a getaway...HAAAAHAAARRR!" answered Shippo.
"What!?" yelled Kasumi while running into the kitchen, and indeed something was missing from the top of the stove.
At the same time Inuyasha has hit the jackpot, he was standing in front of the Cat Café, (This is the restaurant of Cologne) and he was more than sure that the old ghoul that pulled him into this mess lived in the house. He entered nearly breaking down the door, and looked around in the large room that served as the public part of the restaurant.
Shampoo (Cologne's great-granddaughter) turned around when she heard the door opening and got the fright of her life, the man who almost killed her three days ago was standing at the door obviously searching for something. She tried to make her way to the kitchen but it was to late. "Get back here you!" yelled Inuyasha as he dashed after her.
Shampoo made it into the kitchen but, she didn't get far, because the youkai caught her arm and pulled her back "Where is that old witch?" he roared.
"You mean great-grandmother?" asked the Chinese girl.
"Yeah I mean that old h... /Oh no! I don't want to honor this freak by calling her an old hag that curse is reserved for Kaede and bitch is for Kagome.../Inuyasha's face softened for a second /Only Kagome is my bitch./ Inuyasha's face turned back into the warning glare and he continued his interrogation. "Where is that old whore???" he yelled.
"She not here she left two days ago for important meeting!" explained the obviously scared amazon. (In reality Cologne thought that it would be better to keep away from Nerima for some time.)
"Where did she go?" asked Inuyasha.
"S...shampoo not know great-grandmother said it secret meeting. Only wise and old ones may know where is." Inuyasha wanted to continue his questioning, but was interrupted by a male sound.
"What are you doing with my dear Shampoo!?" asked the male that just arrived, Shampoo gave out a sigh she never thought that she'd be happy to hear Mouse's voice.
"Not you're business human!" warned Inuyasha.
"It is as long you won't let her go!"
"Get lost before I kick your ass get it?" answered Inuyasha in a meaning voice.
Mouse ran to him and grabbed one of his hands "Don't fear Shampoo I'll save you from this brute."
The youkai stared at the human with only one thought in his mind /Is this human crazy or blind?/
"I'm over here stupid!" yelled Shampoo the human male reached into his pocket, and took out a pair of glasses.
"There you are Shampoo don't worry I'll beat him up for you." in the same second he said those words he got struck by a clawed hand, and started an early nap.
"Now start singing woman!" said Inuyasha turning back to the amazon.
To Shampoo's luck Kagome decided to check on her husband and "saw" everything. /Inuyasha let her go!/
/What are you talking of bitch? I'll finally be able to figure out where that old whore is hiding./
/Inuyasha let her go she's telling the truth./ answered Kagome trying to stop her mate before he did something stupid.
/She's just good with making scared faces!/ replied the youkai.
/I'm also good with mimics and I say that she's definitely not acting! Now let her go!/
/Make me!/
/Sit!/ when hearing this Inuyasha complied by making a face plant, the only problem was that tiles are much harder that their cousin: dirt.
/You'll pay for that bitch!/
/Maybe... but I won't let you terrorize innocent people./
/Feh!/
After dealing with Inuyasha Kagome sighed and looked out on the window. The day till now has been quite pleasant since she got rid of Kuno, who was still fighting with the arrows that bound him to the wall, but he was still happy he had lot's of pictures from his "lovers".
Kagome sighed again, and just then the teacher decided to interrupt her thoughts "Ms. Taisho!" could you please turn your attention back the class. Kagome gulped she completely forgot about school while daydreaming.
"Yes Mrs. Tachibana?" she answered.
"As I thought! You can daydream about boys later right now you're in my class."
Kagome mentally shook her head /Like I care about boys I'm only interested in a single man./ "Sorry could you please tell me about what were we just talking about?"
The teacher walked to her desk and sat down. "We were talking about the legend of Kaguya hime."
"Thank you and sorry again, for not listening?"
"It's ok you didn't disturb the class, I'll let it slip this time." The teacher continued her work.
/This was close!/ thought Kagome.
"Now I'll read you the poem that the emperor wrote after Kaguya went back to the moon." announced the teacher.
/Went back to the moon! Right! She was rather kicked up there or into a black hole to put it better!/ responded Kagome mentally. She glanced at the clock on the wall /Finally only a few seconds and I can get out of here!/
The bell finally rang signaling the beginning of the lunch-brake, like usually Kagome stood up, and started to walk in the direction of the stairway to get to the roof.
Hours later in front of the Tendo dojoRanma just arrived at the dojo, he was battered and could barely stand but he was alive. He really had no idea why Ryoga was so persistent this time the kid a walking tank no matter how we put it, but this time it was even worse. Ranma broke a telephone pole on the part time pig's head but that didn't even flinch, and the battle only ended when Ryoga lost sight of Ranma and charged forward looking for his opponent and left the city leaving behind nothing but destruction.
Ranma's eyes lit up when he saw the wall of the Tendo dojo /Finally I can't believe it I made it./ he thought. Ranma reached the front door, he was about to touch the doorknob when he felt danger coming from the left, and with one move he catapulted his father in the nearest puddle. "Nice try old man but next time don't try to mess with me when I'm in a bad mood."
"A martial artist is never in a so bad mood that he moves out of a fight's way." responded the sign in Panda-Genma's hand.
"Then WHAT WHERE YOU DOING WHEN YOU WERE HIDING FROM MOM? AND WHAT WERE YOU DOING WHEN YOU WERE RUNNING FROM THOSE AMAZONS IN CHINA OR…" answered Ranma yelling loud enough for the entire city to hear.
Akane heard Ranma yelling with his father she came down-stares to speak with him she wanted to ask for a litter favour. She opened the door and in the exact same second Ranma wanted to reach for the doorknob he was still yelling with his father and wasn't looking, he couldn't feel the knob he reached more out but instead of the knob he grabbed something else, it was round, soft, and warm for the first he couldn't figure out what that was, then it sprang in his head like lightning, he grabbed one of Akane's breasts. Ranma gulped several times well knowing what would happen next /I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead!/ he said over and over slowly turning his head around and like he guessed Akane's head was practically glowing from fury.
"Would you please let go?" she asked trying to hold back her anger but he could clearly feet it in her voice. Ranma gulped another few times. He could practically see his name on a tombstone.
"Err... sorry." he mumbled, and saw as Akane's head grew even redder.
"Ranma!" she mumbled.
/I'm dead all right! / thought Ranma.
"Would you please let go of my breast?"
It was only now that the boy realized that he made a second, much bigger mistake, he didn't remove his hand from where it was. He quickly pulled his hand from Akane's chest and started to bow several times in hope that she'll kill him fast. It was even a bigger shock for him when he saw that Akane simply nodded, and turned around to walk into the house.
/Huh I thought that she's gonna kill me right here and now! But what if she's planning something worse what if she wants to throw me into the river, or attack me at night when I sleep or even worse what if she makes me eat her cooking for an entire month!" 'shrudder'
He slowly entered the house careful not to activate any traps that might be set up for him, but thank goodness there were non. He only found Kagome and Kasumi who were wrapped up in a conversation. "Did you see which way Akane went?" he asked.
"What happened thins time?" asked Kasumi.
"Well I... I... made a little accident." answered the boy.
"So that's why Akane's smelling so much of anger and embarrassment." interrupted Kagome. Ranma's face immediately flushed.
"Err... you know..." stammered the boy but he couldn't even say a word.
"As I heard that you kinda touched her somewhere where you only should after getting married." stated the youkai as a matter of fact and if possible Ranma's face became even redder.
"It was just and accident!" he blurted out quickly, trying to ease his embarrassment.
"Well anyway you better go to her room and give her some comfort, such a thing is a lot more embarrassing to the female." advised Kagome.
"But what if..." Ranma didn't finish because of Kagome's warning glare.
"Go up there and give your fiancée some comfort!" came the order, and thins time Ranma decided to oblige, it wasn't completely against his will since he was already nervous because of how Akane's been acting the last few days, he just had to find out what was wrong with the girl, it was hard for him admit, but he was concerned.
Kagome smiled as Ranma made his way upstairs "Looks like my plan is working?"
"What do you mean?" asked Kasumi.
"I just told Akane to act a bit out of order." answered the youkai with a small grin on her face.
"What exactly did you tell my little sister?" asked Kasumi with concern.
"Well I told her to act a bit submissive around Ranma... I think she's overdoing it though. I certainly would have kicked Ranma's ass for this little accident."
"Oh! My you mean that Akane was acting so weird because of you?" asked Kasumi not able to keep the shock from her face.
"Hey sometimes a couple like Ranma and your sister can use a little push." answered the youkai.
"But don't you think you overdid it a bit I mean..."
"Hey it's working unlike some of the things your father and Genma tried."
"I don't really know even if it is a fool proof with Ranma and Akane you can never know." answered Kasumi.
Upstairs"Akane I'm coming in!" warned Ranma as he reached the girls room. He reached for the doorknob and tried to enter, but the door was locked. "Akane please let me in, there's something wrong with you and I want to know what that is."
"Go away!" came the answer from within the room.
"Let me in!" Ranma demanded in a harsher tone, but he knew that it won't make any sense; he was about to turn around and try to get in through the window when he heard the door clicking.
"It's open!" came Akane's voice from within. Ranma was shocked to say the least, his macho fiancé was doing as he ordered, no this has to be somekind of trap no way she gives in to his demands so easily.
"Ok who are you and what did you do with the real Akane?" he asked as he entered the room.
"I'm the real Akane!" she answered softly. "I just thought that since you always wanted a submissive wife then I might as well try to act like one, so I can get used to it, before we get married."
Ranma received his second shock he simply stared at the girl in front of him. "When the hell did I tell you to be submissive!? Because I can't remember!"
"You've been calling me macho chick all the time and I thought if I would be nicer to you then..."
"I never wanted you become a lousy subservant." answered Ranma. "In fact I was starting to like..." Ranma's voice suddenly trailed off.
"You stared to like what!?" asked Akane.
"I think you should give up acting like the way you did the last few days it isn't you!"
"What do you mean!"
"No matter how you act you'll always be a tomboy." hearing Ranma's answer Akane almost exploded but she managed to keep her hands in line. "But I think it's really nice that you're trying to learn how to cook..." Akane started to smile at this. "...even if you don't have a chance at it." That did it.
Ranma realized that he made a BIG mistake, when he saw the utter fury on Akane's face. "Ranma! YOU JERK!" she roared, before her fists went to work.
Downstairs Kasumi and Kagome were both enjoying a cup of tee when they heard Akane's fierce battle cry, the sealing above them started to shake Kagome couldn't believe it but Kasumi calmly took a sip of her drink not really caring about the noise. "Don't worry Kagome you'll get used to it with time." she said to relax the demon.
Somewhere in ChinaA large group was running eastwards with an inhuman speed, they hadn't stopped for hours to take any kind of pause in their journey and some of the weaker members were starting to get tired. Finally one of them gathered enough courage to ask their leader, he sped up as much his soar legs could, but before he opened his mouth he saw the answer and knew that asking could easily mean his death.
The warrior lord turned his attention back to the road and went back to his thoughts. /Only three more days and I'll have my revenge!/