"Master Freiza," Suddenly one of my faithful servants stuck his lizard-face-saiyon-suit self into the room. He had a grim look on his face, "I'm sorry to bother you Master Freiza but we will be nearing Earth very soon.
"Ba!" I snapped, "Earth! I'll blow that planet right out of the sky!"
"I'm sorry Master Freiza but does that logic really make sense?"
"No... I guess not... So what! I hate everything! I hate this new metal body, this room, you, King Cold, Cooler, Frostie, Krillen, Bulma, Vegeta, Master Roshi, Oolong, Texas, and especially Goku!"
"I understand Master Freiza but all I came in here was to tell you that we have almost reached Earth, uh so you could get your revenge and everything." The lizard man slowly backed out of the door with fear on his face.
"Whatever! Why did I even use this space ship anyway to get to Earth, I could've just flown there, I mean I'm so fast!"
Finally the lizard left and I was alone to myself once again. For now anyway, I soon will have my revenge on Goku and all of his little friends. Especially Chi Chi, she got to Goku first and if I were a girl, which who knows if I am, I shoulda had Goku. Well they called Cell an It a lot in the comic so why can't I say that I'm an It too.
"Master Fr-"
"Shut up! Shut up! I know, where at Earth already! I'm not so stupid I need to be reminded of these things!"
"Actually, I was going to say we were going the wrong way the whole time because we got turned around some how and... Well it'll take 5 days to get back on track."
I sighed and I threw a fire ball from my pocket at the poor creature. Well since I'm already closer to home, I might as well go there instead of Earth. I couldn't take another 5 days with this Krusty Crew.
"Tell the one who's controlling this ship to just return to my home planet," I said to the pile of dust on the floor, "Instead of going to Earth."
The pile of ashes reluctantly shuffled off to the cap'n courters.
In the mean time, I laid back and stared at my toes some more. I always wondered why I only had 3 toes, "Oh well,"
When I returned to my home planet, Cooler was waiting and it seems he was muttering something about revenge. I swear he is psycho or something. He said he'd revenge for my death but I have no idea of what he was talking about. He also mentioned someone by the name of Trunks and his sword. Oh yeah, I also hate that guy too. Some reason I picture he'd be a guy with blond hair and green eyes but I don't why.
In any case so Cooler went off somewhere and after I relaxed awhile at my home I decided to go back to Earth. Then I realized many many year have passed. I also heard some people muttering something about 2 letters: GT. Whatever that means, Gran Tor or something. I think it was a song.
As I was saying, I hopped back on my spaceship with my trusty crew and we headed back to Earth. When I finally got there, I realized there was something really different about Earth. For one there was suddenly 2 planets and all I said was, "That's no moon."
I got closer and I seen this huge sign across the second planet that said, Tuffel Planet. I thought a moment when I realized that those dudes, Truffels were the ones that shared a planet with the saiyons. I thank my book of, "Races that ceased to be." Also to my surprise, I noticed that Krillen was alive again and that for 1: He had hair, and 2: He had a mustache. Worst of all he was married to an android! I thank my book of, "You Know Your an Idiot When..."
The worst part of this planet was that that the leader was named Baby! I mean BABY! Cell's fine and my name is fabulous but BABY!
Alright, to the point I was at again. I ran into Goku one fine day as I was walking around the Earth. I seen him by an old corner shop.
"Cooler!" Goku screamed. He seemed to be much smaller than when I last seen him, "I thought we killed you...twice!"
That's when I realized I was in another dimension or something, "No you monkey! I'm Freiza and you shouldn't even know who Cooler is! He never came to this planet you saiyon!"
Suddenly that jerk smiled, "Oh no, Cooler was my old room-mate. We used ta go to college together. I really killed him twice. We were great friends!"
"Uh... Must be a different Cooler."
In response, Goku held up his short shiny little arm of a picture that was sure enough Cooler with glasses and a suit, "We were the best in math!"
"How can my brother-" I snatched the picture from his hands and looked at it closely, "Cooler never mentioned anything about Earth!"
"Oh really? Haven't you noticed?" Cooler's been dead for more than 10 years! It was a shame... He suddenly turned on me and I had to kill him. He was very jealous of my wife, Chi Chi..."
"Ten years..." My fingers loosened on the picture and it slipped from my hand, "I didn't even realize it's been so long... HEY wait a minute! How come you're not like... well... an adult... Has time been doing weird things to you too?"
"What? No! No! Freiza, it's a long story, but I'll show you something really cool, okay!"
"Okay," Suddenly I realized I was supposed to hate Goku.
I stepped back as Goku started to power up. I almost dropped dead when he suddenly turned super saiyon. To make matters worse, he kept powering up and I could not believe my eyes. He went super saiyon 2 and then 3. I never imagined there would such a powerful energy level. I stepped back even farther as Goku still kept powering up. Finally I knew my eyes fooled me as he went super saiyon 4 and he was tall and grown up like I remembered him but this time... He had red fur!
"...GU!"
"You like it?" Goku hovered over me. My eyes suddenly peeled and cracked and buldged out of place. This is when I knew I was doomed.
"Well I better go now Freiza!" The super saiyon 4 raised his hand in a wave, "I gotta save the world from Baby!" He paused for a mila-second, "It's nice to know you're alive and well, Freiza, well after killing you and all... bye!"
Mpop, I sighed. Suddenly revenge seeped out of my system and there was no point of staying at Earth any longer. I might as well morn for Cooler or blow up Krillen again or something. So I flew into the sky and back to my Krusty Crew. That's when I realized I waited too long to get my revenge.
To be continued... Well if I feel like it.