Summary: HP/LOTR Crossover. After a 'most excellent' adventure to Rivendell, Fred and George find themselves back at Hogwarts—with one small problem. Elladan, Elrohir, and Legolas are with them. Now they must find a way to send them back without losing their reputation at Hogwarts in the process.

Disclaimer: Everything mentioned that is not mine is not mine. (Duh)

Inspirational Music for Chapter: Whiskey Lullabythat song is so sad!

Chapter Dedication: To Mr. Potter (My History teacher, lol), who gave me inspiration for some of this today!

Author's Note: Go read my one shot fic, Don't Take the Girl! Please? Lol, it's based on the song...and it's dumb, but I just want to see what people think!

Elrohir groaned as he threw a rag across the room, his head drooping to his knees in thought. "Of all the teachers to get upset, it had to be him. I am going to kill those twins from Mordor if it's the last thing I do!" he growled, fingers nearly raw from scrubbing the bed pans. "You'd think they'd have some servant do these!

"Sorry, brother, but I have a very bad feeling that we are the servants here," Elladan responded, shaking his head in disgust as his luxurious black hair, lengthed well beneath the shoulders, waved behind him. "You'd think that to them, elves are some sort of slaves, you get what I mean?"

"Yeah. As if elves only care about cleaningthere is so much more to live for!" Elrohir stated eagerly before tossing one of the pans down with a 'clunk' and standing up to his feet.

"I say we go and find those two red-headed dwarves and how them exactly how the elves of Imladris do it?" he questioned, holding his head high to show his pride while he had a slight frown plastered on his face. "What do you think Legolas is doing right now?" he questioned again, trying to imagine the torture the blonde Mirkwood elf was going through.

"So the king can only move one square in any direction, the queen can move anywhere as long as it's in a direct path, the...bishop can go as far as it wants diagonal, the horse"

"Knight," Ron corrected the blonde elf immediately, causing the young Mirkwood prince to look up from the board in confusion, a frown upon his lips. "A knight?" he questioned, biting his lip lightly in an effort to concentrate and the red headed boy before him nodded furiously. Obviously he found all of the facts very important. "Yes, it is a knight."

"Alrightthen the castle looking thingthe rook," Legolas said quickly, to make sure he wasn't stopped and corrected once more. "It can go sideways and foreward as far as it wants in a straight movement and then the pawns can only move one space forwardtwo on the first turnand can only attack one space diagonal"

Ron beamed, obviously relieved to have someone who picked up quickly enough. Harry had gotten bored of chess ever since the incident with Mrs. Norris and had begun to stay around inside the dorm room so that he didn't have to look at him. The only good thing was that for now Fred and George weren't kicking back into their 'Make way for the Heir of Slytherin' and 'Really bad wizard coming through' routine. It just made things easier.

"Yes, that's right, do you think you're ready to give a go?" he asked, a hopeful look on his face as he gave Legolas a grin.

Legolas nodded lightly, looking at the board. "Alright, then," Ron declared, leaping up. "I'll go get you Percy's set."

Elladan and Elrohir came flying through the portrait, panting from exhaustion of trying to remember the password before stopping in mid bound, shocked as they saw Legolas sitting on the floor and conversing with someone who HAD to be related with their arch rivals.

"Legolas, who is that?" the two demanded together, red faced and flustered.

Legolas looked up, barely giving them a second thought before turning back to the board which presented a knight going in to take out one of his pawns. "Guys, come and watch. It's one of the best games ever!" he gushed, commanding his own bishop forward.

Exchanging a distasteful gaze, both twins walked uneasilly towards the couch which would seat them near to where the two boys sat on the floor, immersed in the game.

"So you...red haired boy," Elrohir began, looking towards Ron with intense dislike. "Do you happen to be a Weasley, related to Fred and George?" he questioned, a delicate eyebrow raised.

Without lifting his head, Ron nodded, muttering out, "E7."

As the pause drew out, he glanced up towards them, a frown of concentration set. "Why? What do you want with those two idiots?"

Taking in the scorn obvious in Ron's voice, the two grinned at each other before Elladan sat down next to him. "Well, hello. I'm Elladan, this is my twin brother, Elrohir. We were wondering if you could help us with some problems we've been having with those two..."

A grin formed suddenly, Ron's interest in the game disappearing as he heard the two's words. "Really? Just a minute, I'll be right back, I need to get a friend."

Nodding patiently as he leapt in the air, racing towards the staircase, they could hear the prominent 'hmph' emit from a disappointed Legolas as they leapt excitedly from foot to foot. This was going to be good...

Next To Come: Hopefully, a lovely, bubbly trip to Hogsmeade!

A/N: Sorry this took me a good part of FOREVER to put up. Just...you know, haven't had the inspiration lately. Truely sorry! I told myself I wouldn't put any stories up until I've finished this one OR that one, and so far I've been doing a pretty good job. Don't let me do it! Lol.

The7bells: Lol, thanks for those positive insites! Hope you like the update and catch you later!

Spezlee: Lol, Percy's a nerdobviously. And of COURSE I'll read your story, heck, you've been reading this one! Giggles I'm working on another one, but I'm not posting it until it's mostly done. Wow, that will be a while, lol. Thanks for the review once again!

Elaine02: Well, it wasn't as soon as I had hoped, but here is another chapter! I'm just glad it hasn't died out again once more. I've been having trouble keeping up with these, so I'm probably only doing one shots besides this if anything. Thanks for reading!

niwren: And here's more! Just...dunno if it's much more, lol. But it's a start! Thankies!

CharliesMommy: Well, let's just say I was COMPLETELY messed up, lol. They're supposed to be in their FOURTH year. I get so messed up, but thanks for the heads up. I am totally confused myself, so I guess that doesn't make things that good. Ta!

Shiggity: Aww, sorry I made your face hurt! Unless that's a good thing, lol, but either way, thanks for the review! I like that name...shiggity...lol, hope you like the update!