The dogs are on the loose
I don't own Inuyasha or Ranma ½
Dark Inu Fan: I'm sure he'll find a new job in a short time.
Kairoukagome: When a Hanyou enters "killer" mode he looses control because the power of his demon blood becomes too strong to keep him in line. Something similar can also happen to humans only that we can easily come back. In a hanyou's case this is much harder, in other words a full demon hanyou is simply a hanyou who is in too much anger. In case of real full demons the level of flipping out is much higher but if one around you does flips out, you better start praying.
Water Block: That's Hungary you must have made a little mistake on the map. Bulgaria is another country a bit to the southeast from here. About you not liking to live in America every place has it's own problems you have to make the best of it.
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Chapter: 21 Fiancé shock
Two days have passed since Tekichi has lost his battle, but he was only wounded not defeated. Ranma and Akane weren't in a hurry to get home since they knew that they won't have a quiet second not speaking that the insanity they were living in is going to start again, so they took their time getting home.
The sun has already set when the group decided to settle down for the evening, as the first stars on the sky started to appear the two martial artists decided to move away from the group to have some time alone. When they were about to leave the clearing Akane turned around and looked back at the other members of the group. Karom was talking with Sesshoumaru about their childhood, how they always tried to beat the other up and even after they grew up they were still constantly fighting. While doing so they didn't notice that they were giving a good entertainment to the rest of the group.
At times like this it came out that the two were more like friendly rivals than enemies or maybe they just enjoyed fighting with someone who was around their own strength. Inuyasha was feeding Kagome, despite her reassuring that she's capable to use her hands and it was no problem that those were still in bandages. Ukyo was sitting next to the fireplace smiling at the two demon lords who were about get into another fight only that this time they'll use words.
"Thank you." mumbled the Akane then she turned to Kagome and mumbled a quiet apology because of the demon's broken fingers.
"Are you coming or do you prefer standing here for an hour?" asked Ranma.
"Yeah I'm coming. It's just that things change so fast. A few day ago spending time alone with you was the last thing I wanted, and I couldn't have gotten home fast enough but right now I don't even know if I want to get home I had enough of the constant chaos." she answered staring to walk again.
"That's what I wanted to talk to you about!" answered Ranma. "I want to put an end to this insanity around us, but not at the cost of obeying or father's demands."
Suddenly Akane's eyes became like the ones of a puppy "You don't want to marry me? That makes me feel so bad please don't do this to me." she asked trying to make her voice as sad as possible.
Of course Ranma didn't knew how to answer to this. The only response he managed to give out were a few urks and other incoherent sounds. When the boy realized that he couldn't give out any normal sound he panicked even more and the strength of the strange sounds increased.
Ranma continued to get deeper into panic till he realized that Akane was laughing, "What's so funny?" he managed to blurt out.
"You!" answered the girl.
"You know the Saotome foot in mouth disease."
"I know it too well but I hope it's not contagious."
"Uhhh... Well... Anyway I wanted to talk to you about how we could get rid of some of our admirers."
"I think it would be the best to start with Shampoo and Cologne. At least they are sane." remarked Akane.
"I'm only worried about the Kunos and the hentai horde, the Amazons will be easy compared to them."
"I think they won't stop their entire lives. But we could ask Nabiki maybe she'll come up with something. What really worries me are our fathers. If they find out that were in love we'll be married within half an hour."
"Do you have a problem with that Ranma dearest?" The boy flushed because of Akane's words and couldn't even say a word. "Ah come on you're one of the best martial artists I ever knew don't tell me that you're afraid of your own fiancée?"
"What are you blabbing about?" snapped the boy.
"Now that's the Ranma I knew!"
"About our fathers, should we really act around them like nothing happened?"
"Well we could, and maybe later we could marry without them knowing that would be a sufficient punishment." at this both teenagers started to laugh.
A week later in the outskirts of TokyoThe group of demons and three humans just reached the city unknown to them there were two girls on the rooftops who were already waiting for them, they were literally camping there for the past four days. Shampoo was the first one to see Ranma and she immediately raced forward to greet her husband... and get a good grope on him while she was at it. She was about to reach her target when Inuyasha stepped in the way. Shampoo too had curse, and so she has spent some of her days as a cat and therefore she was a bit wary around dogs, not to mention that Inuyasha, well he was the king of dogs in the area.
Shampoo panicked and turned back, within seconds she was out of site. The second attacker however was not scared by the demon, and she was crazy enough to risk the wrath of the short fused youkai. Heck she probably didn't even realize that she was dealing with youkais "Ranma sweetie there you are I've been looking all over for you!" she half yelled.
"Shit!" mumbled the boy when he saw a bouquet of black roses flying at him he jumped out of the way but Sesshoumaru and Karom didn't, they didn't even suspect that the projectile is more dangerous as it seems. They soon learned it when the flowers started to release sleeping powder, and the two demons fell into a deep slumber.
"Don't be afraid to express your feelings towards me I know you can't believe that a so beautiful woman can fall in love with you..." (Blab blab blab) called out Kodachi while Ranma was jumping around the nearby rooftops trying to make the lunatic girl give up.
"Hey guys some help here would be nice!" yelled Ranma.
"Why don't you just put her to sleep?" asked Inuyasha.
"Because I don't hit girls!" the boy yelled back.
"Well you better start or she'll never learn!" responded Inuyasha.
"Ukyo could you?" asked Kagome turning to the human next to her.
The chef cook nodded raising her spatula, she jumped onto the roof and gave Kodachi a little treatment with it.
After this little incident the group could safely continue it's way to the Tendo compound. When they reached the house it looked like nobody is at home no screaming no monster, demon, or human that wants to destroy everything. Ranma and Akane knew that either nobody's at home or something is terribly wrong. "Hey maybe Tekichi decided to kidnap our fathers!" he remarked.
"He can keep them!" she answered.
The door of the house was open and Akane stepped in announcing her presence. Within seconds Kasumi was there with an irritated face (Were talking about Kasumi here AKA the calmest girl in the world) when she saw her sister and Ranma holding hands she went pale. "Don't tell me our fathers want to see us." remarked the boy. Kasumi became even paler.
"If father is planning something again I'll murder him!" said Akane while marching into the living room.
When she entered she had the shock of her life, Kuno was sitting in there with some unknown man. There were three marriage contracts were on the table all of them only needing only one name to be written on them. When she saw her and Ranma's father with a huge grin on their facer she almost exploded.
"Akane! You're back I'm so happy!" yelled Soun jumping up and running to his daughter. However his hug was not returned.
"What is Kuno doing here and who's this stranger?" she asked.
"It came to me that this young man has been interested you for some time now..."
"But I'm not interested in him!" answered Akane.
"But you're also not interested in marrying Ranma and you need a husband so we decided that you two will marry Tatewaki Kuno while he marries Nabiki." explained Genma Saotome. When hearing this Kagome immediately rushed into the room, followed by Inuyasha and the other demons who just woke up from their slumber.
"But I do intend to marry Ranma, it's only that I want to wait some time." answered Akane.
"No need to be shy my beloved fiancée, from now on you can freely express your love towards me!" Once Kuno finished his sentence he got a picture of how much Akane loves him in the form of a fist in his face.
"I won't marry this lunatic!" declared Akane.
"Akane it's better for you to marry earlier so the dojo can get a healthy heir." answered her father.
"Let me bet mom's out of town because of something.," whispered Ranma to her. "And who's this stranger?" he asked aloud.
"This is Kasumi's fiancé!" answered Soun with tear in his eyes. "Oh my babies are all grown up and ready to have an own family." he continued, crying.
"So that's why she was mad!" remarked Akane to herself. She gave Kagome a knowing glance the demon understood and turned to Inuyasha.
"Throw him out! And make sure he doesn't come back in for the day!" she instructed.
Kuno jumped up in his seat when hearing his beloved's name. "Ahh the wise and pure Kagome Taisho don't worry I'll destroy this servant of evil and then we can be..." Kuno's words were cut short because Inuyasha started to beat the life out of him. Seconds later something that looked like a ball of human pretzel flew out on the window. There was a trashcan the other side of the street with the top a bit to the side. Kuno slammed into the wall and then fell into the can, knocking the top in the air while he was at it, that made a few turns in the air before falling on Kuno's head who was trying to get up. He fell back in and didn't move anymore letting the top settle in the correct position.
"You aren't allowed to interfere in my friend's family matters." yelled Genma but when he saw the battle aura extending from their children he became silent.
"Kasumi do you want to marry this guy?" asked Akane from her sister.
"Not but if..."
"That's enough sis!" came the answer. Akane turned to the stranger but he already had a huge grin on his face. /Oh no don't tell me that this guy is like Kuno./
The stranger realized that the girl misunderstood his expression and decided to make things clear. "I was hoping for this young lady, you see I already have someone I love and I was only following my dead father's wishes. But this way I can get out of the engagement and choose for myself." With that said he stood up and moved out of the house.
"But what about the family honour?" asked Soun.
"Family honour can be dammed if you ask me!" came the answer. The sound of the main door of the house opening and being shot could be hared, that was soon followed by a loud whoop. Kasumi left the room with a happy smile on her face, followed Nabiki who only went to get a camera to film whatever her little sister and Ranma had in mind for the two fathers. Who already placed the bottle of ceremonial sake to the side knowing that it could easily brake if things continue this way.
"Marriage has nothing to do with the heart!" declared Genma.
"Well before you force your daughter into something like this I better tell you that Kuno is also after me, and he doesn't get it that I'm married and don't want to have anything with him." informed Kagome.
"Come on we weren't much better in our times he just likes to play around with girls so what is there wrong?" remarked Genma. Kagome couldn't believe it.
/What the heck is going on am I between perverts here/ she asked herself.
/These two are just crazy. Lets move out mate I think the two humans want to have a word or two with these lunatics./
As the demons walked out of the room to leave the two whimpering fathers to their fate the sound of the front door opening could be heard. "Is anyone home?" asked Mrs. Saotome's voice.
"You're just in time for some dad bashing!" answered Karom. "They're in the main room!" he continued.
"What did they do now?" asked Nodoka.
"We just dealt with two unwanted fiancés." answered Kagome.
Nodoka's face became furious, and she grasped her katana "Ranma! Akane! Leave that good for nothing husband of mine in one piece! I'm coming!"
A loud shriek sounded from one of the rooms followed by a splash from the garden announcing that Genma entered innocent panda modus. "Kasumi boil some water!" yelled the furious wife.
That evening"So Ranma do you think those two learned their lesson?" asked Akane while they were sitting in front of the TV.
"I don't think but they better did or I'll leave them hanging up in the tree for a week." answered the boy.
"Do you think we were a bit harsh with them?"
The two looked at each other for a few seconds then shook their heads. "Naw!" this was followed by a set of loud laughs.
Outside the poor fathers were decorating the top of the cherry tree one of them looking more or less like a furless panda since Mrs. Saotome used boiling water to turn him back into a human before beating the life out of him, both were begging the people passing by to let them down, however there was a sign hanging on both of their necks, promising a terrible death to anyone who lets them down.
Ryoga, Ryoga this guy is a killer he's now somewhere in Columbia in the middle of the rebel controlled territories. He made the journey in a height of 10,000 feet probably on board of a cargo plane or something like that. At least that's the place where he was before I lost the tracking device's signal. If anyone could tell me where he's running around... -RING... RING... RING...- Back in five.
"Halló?"
"..."
"Uff... Nagyfőnök... Sir... Majestet... Big Kahuna... Optimus Maximus Magistra... Boss... Főkolomposok főkolomposa..."
"..."
"Thank you..." -THUMP-
An hour laterSorry guys but you won't believe who was on the other end of the receiver, no wonder I lost the signal. Ryoga is in heaven, literally you know the place full of angels, the only problem is that he's way too alive to be there. It was god who called; he found a black piglet with oversized martial arts skills in his bathtub. He also assured me that the kid will be back in Nerima shortly.
I think I'll faint some more now. -THUMP-