The dogs are on the loose
I don't own Inuyasha or Ranma ½
Hi everyone I'm back again It's been a time since I posted a chapter butI'm working on two other stories one Inuyasha fanfiction and one original story, but they won't be posted for some time.Thank you for the reviews and lets get thing moving.
Demonslayer206: Wow that must've been one of the lost boy's records and to think of it He was the first pig on Mars and doesn't even know.
Dragon Man 180: No (The fathers learning), Don't think so (Kasumi and Nabiki moving out), Kuno is a fool and most fools tend to have luck... to bad! If Ukyo can do that she should get a Noble prize for helping to save out planet's eco system.
Chapter: 22 The principal is backIt was early morning in the Tendo dojo for once you couldn't hear the sounds of Ranma annd Genma's usual early morning fight. No wonder because his father was still stuck ina tree. The sky was promising a rainy day and a lot of water trouble for Ranma.
Kagome was already up and preparing for school and this time she agreed to Inuyasha's demand, and let him escort her, at least this way she'll avoid the hentai horde's morning "declaration of love". Loud snoring could be heard from one of the trashcans on the street indicating that it's occupied, this was accompanied by Soun's whining to let him down.
This whining quickly turned into fear when the sound of maniac laughter reached his ear, Kodachi Kuno was on the loose again. People were fleeing from the streets to avoid contact with her as she was once again on her way to Ranma. Boasted by the news that Ukyo gave up on him and that Shampoo unofficially lost her battle for Ranma. Of course the lunatic girl thought that he did this for her.
Kagome and Inuyasha exited the Tendo's home a few minutes early so that they'll have time to beat up her wonderers before school Karom and Sesshoumaru were right behind them the two had a little misunderstanding the night before and decided to solve it the old fashioned way, with a nice fight. "Out of my way peasants!" yelled the Kodachi, not really knowing that she just made a fatal mistake.
Karom turned to her with fury in his eyes, while Sesshoumaru simply looked at her with his bored expression, and in his case a bored face means certain death. The male Kuno just woke up in his privatehotel room. He lifted the top of the garbage can and wasabout to leavewhen his face made close contact with his sister's back, slamming his head against the wall and knocking him unconscious once again. He fell back in and his sister landed on top ofhim with the can's top on her head.
"They are such a gullible couple don't you think Inuyasha?" asked Kagome with snickering voice.
A few minutes later they were at Furinkan high, and guess what the entire hentai horde was assembled, when Kagome saw them she started to growl loud enough for them to hear, but they didn't retreat. /Now I'm positive these guys don't want a girlfriend they want themselves get killed./
/Then I'll let them have their wish/ answered Inuyasha.
"No killing! Do you understand mate?" now it was Inuyasha's turn to growl.
Back at the Tendo dojo a young couple is just leaving for school and when they step out on the door they are greeted by the most beautiful sight they've ever seen. The two Kuno's are still bathing in garbage. "Ranma isn't today garbage day?" asked Akane.
"I hope they'll be early!" answered the boy. The two turned to the left and continued their way to school, with two fathers begging for mercy from the treetop. The only problem is that a few seconds after they leave the boy Kuno awakes and runs off in the direction of Furinkan.
Back at the school two youkais got close to the horde of lovesick males however even after crossing the point of no return, the horde doesn't race forward, partly due to the fact that Inuyasha was holding an unsheathed Tetsusaiga in his hands.
Heleaned forward and placed a kiss on Kagome's lips "Have a good time mate I'll pick you up in the evening." He said while eyeing the boys around them. "If I hear one sound of you harassing my wife I'll skin you alive!" he warned, a row of gulps signaled that the warning was understood.
Inuyasha smiled knowing that he managed to teach everyone who's boss. Seconds later some of the humans around him started to gasp and shake, while pointing at something on the street. Others fainted and again others ran into the building screaming that the end of the world is imminent, Inuyasha even had to pull Kagome from one of the running kid's way.
"What is going on?" asked both demons while turning their sight to the newcomers.
The panic was caused by two completely normal humans, well ok they weren't normal humans but they were humans non-the less. Akane and Ranma were walking towards school but not like usually they were snuggled together holding the other close. "What's so frightening about this?" asked Kagome.
"Beats me humans are strange." answered Inuyasha. Kagome only nodded then it hit her.
"Hey I was born as a human!"
"Who you bein born as I don' care keiki. (Child) But dat hair has ta come off!" yelled a well tanned man wearing clothes that made him look like someone who just came back from Hawaii. He grabbed Inuyasha's hair with one hand while holding a scissor in the other. "Off come the ugly T'reads!" however before he could finish he had Kagome's fist in his face.
"Hands off of my husband!" yelled the female youkai.
"You bettah not mix it up wit da principal sistah!" yelled the strange man after getting up from the ground.
"You the principal yeah right!" answered Kagome almost laughing, and made her way into the building.
Ten minutes later"ALL STUDENTS REPORT TO THE ADITORIUM FOR ANNOUNCMENTS FROM THE PRINCIPAL!" roared the loudspeaker and the high school students started to move to the assembly hall. Nabiki was busy selling foul eggs and rotten tomatoes that one of her lackeys got from the local grocers, knowing well that something bad is going to happen.
"A-loooooo-ha Keiki!" yelled the wicked man who indeedWAS the principal."...da Big Kahuna (Boos) has bran' new school rules to announce! After lon' thinkin' I decided dat da school need dem, from now all brudda's gotta get dem buzz cuts..." the first vegetable projectiles started to fly across the air. "...an' all sistah's gotta get dem bowl cuts!" now it was time for the eggs to go on their journey, by this time Kagome was really thinking if she made a mistake when not buying some ammo.
"No, no bad keiki!" yelled the principal while dodging several shots, and receiving some that otherwise would have missed him.
"Not again don't you have any better idea?" yelled Ranma while landing on the lunatic man's head. "Let me bet the only way to avoid this rule is either to get a coconut with the pardon inside or beat some "exchange students".
"Me thinks you wron' Keiki ya need ta find da demon dat destroyed da roof and bring him ta me!"
Ranma turned back to the crowd "Err... Kagome could you come here for a second?"
"I'm right there!" answered the demon while making her way to the stage.
"May I introduce? The demon's wife." continued Ranma turning to the principal.
"Heheh nice tried keiki but I seen da sistah's man and dat ain't looking like demon!"
"Want to bet?" asked Kagome while revealing he dog-ears and fangs.
"You bein dog demon?"
"Isn't it obvious?" answered the girl, after this a loud laughter echoed across the rest of the auditorium.
"This time he really goofed!" remarked someone.
"He wanted to give us an impossible task and gave one of the easiest available." came the other.
"I wasn' finished keiki you also have ta find two coconuts!" Kagome and Ranma had barely enough time to avoid the dozens of flying seats and tables that were aimed for the principal.
"Now, now keiki dat no good way ta be behavin'!" -WHAM- the Hawaii crazy school leader was out cold.
Or at least this was what Ranma thought while starting to dig him out from underneath the pile of rubbish, instead of him he found a pineapple. /Oh shit/ was the only thing he could think before it exploded.
Outside Kagome was busy chasing the lunatic guy across the yard. "Have a taste o' de islands!" yelled the strange man and threw a pineapple at her. She caught it and stared at the piece of fruit for a couple of seconds.
/What the hell? It smells strange./ she brought it closer to her nose for inspection, it was then when the vitamin rich bomb decided to explode. /I should have recognised it earlier it was gunpowder./ se thought while twitching on the ground.
"Surf's up!" yelled the principal somewhere in the distance while making a getaway on a four wheeled windsurf.
An hour laterThe students of Furinkan high decided to hunt down theirrouge principal and scattered all around the district and Kagome ordered Inuyasha to the school. So were could we find this lunatic?" asked Kagome.
"Yeah we better find him so I cam maim that rodent!" agreed Inuyasha.
"Some went to the beach others decided to checkout the school basement and the rest are scatteredin the city. So that leaves us the Kuno estate!" advised Akane. (For those who haven't red book 12 the lunatic principal is the father of the two Kuno's who was in Hawaii for three years)
Ranma leaned closer to his fiancé's head and knocked on it "Anybody home that is probably the most dangerous place in the city."
"That's why we have to look there. That's where I would hide if I were him." reasoned Akane.
Ranma thought about it first then lifted his face that bore a smile. "I think that's a grand idea! I'll just level the place!" a smirk appeared on Inuyasha's face signalling that he agrees.
"Forget it no levelling!" snapped the two females.
Soon the four were in front of the Kuno's place "So how do we get in?" asked Kagome.
"We jump over the fence!" answered Ranma grabbing Akane and doing so.
"But isn't that..." Kagome couldn't finish because Inuyasha grabbed her and followed the humans. Inside they were greeted by a huge garden filled with rose bushes. With a huge mansion standing behind it, however they couldn't admire the sight for long because ground underneath them opened up. The next thing they knew was that they were sitting in one of the old mansion's underground tunnels. When looking up they could see a giant trap door as it closed.
"Great just what I thought!" remarked Akane.
"What do you mean?" asked the female demon who was slowly getting to her feet.
"Last time we were here something similar happened." came the answer from Ranma.
Everyone got to his or her feet and they started to move in a direction hoping that it's the right way out of the maze. A few minutes later they came to a parting and took the left tunnel another few minutes later they reached another one and took the left again then the right tunnel...
About five hours later
"Oh shit! Guys isn't that crack on the wall a bit familiar?" asked Ranma.
Three urks came from the other three who were with him. Kagome could feel immense no utter no supra utter immense anger radiating from Inuyasha. /Mate! This is no place to explode/ warned Kagome, using her telepathic ring linking her to Inuyasha. However the youkai continued to get angrier.
Akane and Ranma slowly backed away from the fuming demon who was starting to steam. "I hope he's not planning to use that overpowered move he did on the school." remarked Ranma. A second later Inuyasha's body started to change into the body of a dog.
"Inuyasha aren't you forgetting that this place is kinda small for our true forms?" asked Kagome with chattering teeth, but her only response was one sentence.
"I'm gonna blow thins place into the sky!"
"Good one why did you have to remind him?" asked Akane from her fiancé while backing away from the growing dog.
Somewhere else within the catacombs, a man was watching the incident via security camera "Time ta begin wit' ta fun!" he said and pushed a button on the control panel.
Kagome was still trying to calm her raging mate but all the warnings, sits, nice words, promises etc didn't work. /I'm starting to run out of things, not to mention that I won't be able to keep half of the things I promised him./ suddenly her attention got caught by something else. /Hey isn't that water./ she turned her head to the side and saw a tidal wave heading towards the them. "To quote that lunatic. Oh brudda!"
There was no way to evade the water Ranma gave out a loud curse in the middle the voice turned into a woman's. As the waves of water took the group for a joyride that wasn't joyful at all. By the time the water has stopped they were even deeper in the maze than before. Inuyasha was continuously cursing while the others settled for coughing. "Why that good for nothing just let me get an aim at him I'll let him taste my best shots!" remarked Kagome while coughing out some more water.
"Kagome you're getting greedy! You're not the only one who wants to beat the crap out of that freak!" remarked Ranma.
Akane got to her feet and looked around in the dark tunnel it was almost impossible for her to see anything. "Great so where are we now?" she asked.
She soon became aware that the demons are busy sniffing the air, "Something smells like sand,palms and flowers." informed Inuyasha. Kagome moved closer to the wall and could feel the scent even stronger.
"And I can also smell a fat Hawaiian rat behind the wall!" she added. The sound of a hasted exit came from behind the wall and this proved her suspicion. "The principal is behind the wall!" she announced with a huge grin on her face. "Mate! Get him!" she said turning to Inuyasha. Within seconds there was a huge opening on the wall as the dog demon raced after the fleeing principal.
"May he not rest in piece!" remarked Ranma. "Maybe we won't need to find the coconuts to avoid this school rule don't you think guy?" she added.
As the three decided to follow the dog demon a scream of terror could be heard from within the tunnel signalling that Inuyasha caught his target, but this was soon followed by an explosion. Kagome sped up her steps remembering what happened to her at the school a few hours ago. Indeed she found him without the principal but his face was coated with the leftover of yet another pineapple bomb. "Man thins things are strong." she remarked.
"If you ask me the surprise is bigger who would ever think that a piece of fruit could explode." answered the dog on the ground while yanking his nose back into correct position.
Meanwhile on the surface a Hawaii crazy guy exited the catacombs and triedtoquickly enter the Kuno mansion trying to avoid the traps that were set up all around the place... and didn't manage. He tripped on a wire and fell. To his luck because not even an inch away from his back a huge log spiked with nails whooshed by, when he was getting up he saw a couple of arrows and had to dodge by jumping on the ground. Then he could feel something spiky under his chest when he decided to check it out he saw that it is a bear trap. He gulped a few times and slowly got up hoping that it won't chomp down his head. After this no more assault followed.
"That was close!" he remarked with a sight and continued his way but his first step was a bad one. He soon realized this when a rope tided itself around his leg and catapulted him into the air, the rest of the trap sprung to life releasing a bend tree that sent him even higher into the air, and the next thing he knew he was leaving the place via airmail. "Me bein' happy ta forget dat trap, now me out of trouble!"
His joy didn't last long because after a few minutes of flight he landed right between about twenty Furinkan students. After a face first landing in the dirt he slowly looked up at his students with dizzy eyes. "Aloha keiki!" The rest is censored.
Meanwhile two demons and two humans were following the lunatic principal's trail out of the maze under the Kuno's place. At least they did so until Sasuke found the opened trap door in the garden. "How can someone dare to infiltrate the home of the noble family!" he yelled while pulling a hidden switch.
Under the ground Inuyasha and his friends could already see the light that came in through the opening but it suddenly disappeared and was replaced by the sound of a roaring stream of water.
Inuyasha let out a long growl while Ranma was trying to find a good stone to hit his head against. "Not again!" groaned the two girlsbefore the waves got them.