Summary: HP/LOTR Crossover. After a 'most excellent' adventure to Rivendell, Fred and George find themselves back at Hogwarts—with one small problem. Elladan, Elrohir, and Legolas are with them. Now they must find a way to send them back without losing their reputation at Hogwarts in the process.
Disclaimer: Everything mentioned that is not mine is not mine. (Duh)
Inspirational Music for Chapter: Land of a Thousand Dances. Seriously, that's been in my head all day...
Chapter Dedication: The guy who put in wireless for our comp today. He rules!

"Come on, we have to do something to get them back. We have to!" Elrohir was ranting inside the common room, eyes wide as he looked between both Elladan and Legolas. Legolas himself shushed him for possibly the fifteenth time since they had woken up.

Both twins turned to look at him before shaking their heads, immediately noting that he had been absorbed into whatever book he was reading for the past several hours. It was rather annoying, really...but rather then saying anything, they just continued among themselves with their conversation.

"I say we gut them out and feed their insides to that giant squid they say is out in the lake," Elladan suggested hopefully, but his hopes were dashed as Elrohir...yes, Elrohir...shook his head.

"Naw, too messy. Besides, they would pin that on us for sure. How about...umm..." Elrohir began, but was cut off by a new voice from the portrait hole.

"How about you ask the pros of Hogwarts themselves?" none other than Ron Weasley questioned, crossing his arms as he looked towards his left where the boy they had met once, Harry Potter, grinned towards them. Both boys looked almost as though it was Christmas, although Ron was more enthusiastic. Harry himself thought of it merely as a way to help his friend get back at his brothers for all they had done to him, not trying to start anything that might jeopardize the friendship that he had formed with the two of them.

"And what do you suggest we do?" Elladan questioned with bright eyes.

A loud 'shhh' issued from the Prince of Mirkwood, whose nose was still buried inside the book with keen interest written on his face. This caused a groan from both Harry and Ron.

"Hermione Jane Granger the Second," Harry murmured softly while Ron nodded in agreement before blinking, looking towards the two dark haired twins with a shrug.

"Well, personally, I liked the whole squid idea. It was classy. But maybe you want to try something that won't have my mom strangling me and holding me at blame for a month," he suggested, shrugging slightly. "Also...perhaps something that has to do with McGonagall is in store. After all, recalling what they did to you with the whole...Snape incident," he added but Harry's eyes widened.

"What? Are you nuts? She'll kill them!"

Both Elladan and Elrohir exchanged panicked looks, wondering if all the professors at Hogwarts were completely mad, but Ron shook his head, swiping a hand out as if to dismiss the idea and the fear the elven Lords were exchanging.

"Oh, come off it Harry. She won't find out it was Elladan or Elrohir here. All she'll know is that it was Hogwart's precious pranksters, striking once more."

All the elves...or rather the two that were listening...merely blinked before smirking slightly. This idea was starting to sound good.

Hermione, however, who could hear every word from her place hidden upon one of the big chairs by the fire (curled up with her History of Magic book, of course) frowned. "It's your funeral," she murmured softly, although she was figuring in her mind to find a way to keep Ron from carrying out with the plan. After all...she liked McGonagall.

Author's Note: Oh my goodness...it's been forever. And it's a short chapter, too. But I really seriously need help, I need so many ideas for this story! It's getting hard. I know where I wanna go, but I couldn't fill in the blanks. Please give me anything you can! Send in any ideas at all! Oh, special thanks to Psalm 136. She wrote the original beginning to Chapter 6. However, it was at my dad's and considering he decided to give the boot to the internet (I haven't spoken to him for a while, now) so yes. I had to rewrite it. But she gave me inspiration for this, just for helping me out. Everyone...check out her stories. She rules! R/R!