The dogs are on the loose

I don't own Inuyasha or Ranma ½

Evening morning or whatever time of day you're starting to read I'm back again with another chapter. Currently I'm quite busy rebuilding my cat's ego he had the first defeat in his live and this is kind of hard after being a constant winner for years heck he may even have a bigger one than Inuyasha's. Tank you for all the reviews.

Lilaznmikogurlie216: You know Ryoga he probably knew better which way to go and knocked to the angel escorting him.

Chapter: 23 Water trouble

Under the ground Inuyasha and his friends could already see the light that came in through the opening but it suddenly disappeared and was replaced by the sound of a roaring stream of water.

Inuyasha let out a long growl while Ranma was trying to find a good stone to hit her head against. "Not again!" groaned the two girls as the waves reached them. Even if Inuyasha and Kagome could get a good hold they wouldn't have been able to catch the two humans in time and getting separated in this maze would be even worse so they settled for another joyride down into the labyrinth.

Finally after five minutes of soaking in the ice-cold water the four came to a halt. "Damn it what's it with all the water?" asked Ranma while getting up. Soon she received another load of liquid, as the two demons dried themselves doggy style. "Hey do you two mind?" he yelled at them.

Kagome got up from all fours and bowed to apologise. "Sorry we do this rather on instinct."

"It's ok it could be worse!" remarked Akane while trying to thrash the water out of her soaked uniform. Not even a second later a trap door opened up underneath them and the group landed in a pool of water.

"What was that you were saying Akane?" asked Ranma. He could bet that this pool of water was the least of their worries; his suspicion was proved when a crocodile shot out of the water. Ranma barely but managed to dodge the thing the demons would possibly tear it apart without a sweat but Akane was another story.

In the same moment the reptile decided to attack Kagome who practically jumped out of the water while giving out a loud "Eeek!" and the amphibious creature retreated again when seeing that it's target is out of range and may even put up a serious fight that could be a bit too risky just for the weekly dinner.

Ranma relaxed slightly when he saw that the creature in moving away from them, maybe Kagome's little power demonstration before made it decide against attacking he reasoned... then again maybe not it only swam to some distance from the group, so it can gather speed. When it turned around Ranma soon realized that it's heading straight towards Akane. "Ok buddy you asked for this!" he yelled while extending his hand.

"Are you nut's!" roared Kagome. "You're still not in complete control of you powers!" however this was unheard by the martial artist who was continuing to gather strength. Seconds later the crocodile dived under water and fled through an opening near the bottom of the pool.

"What is it alley-gator scared from some holy power?" he asked while barely able to keep from laughing, but when he turned to the demons he saw worry on their faces. "Hey what's wrong?" he asked not really getting.

"You should have knocked the thing out..." started Inuyasha.

"It only went to get his friends." finished Kagome.

Ranma stiffened when realizing that the reptile indeed returned with about ten of his friends. "Oh crap!" was his only answer.

Theeleven crocodiles attack them at once, and two of them went for Akane who had nothing in hand to stop them, so Ranma jumped in and attacked them five reptiles were sent up in the air whileother fivehad a little get together with the wall or the bottom of the pool. The last one managed to get hold of Ranma's leg and pulled him down under water. Not even a second later the boy came forth and he was really pissed off.

"Do ya mind? I'm not your dinner!" he or rather she roared while sending the creature up in the air all of them fled through the opening on the pool, and once again the place was quiet.

"Ok now how to get out of here?" asked Kagome while looking up. "Well jumping is out of question that's for sure!" she remarked when she saw how high the trap door was.

"We might as well go after the gators." remarked Inuyasha. The others were about to agree when not ten but a couple dozen of the things came back all of them wanting a re-fight.

"Crap! How many of these thing are there in this dammed place!" yelled Ranma.

Meanwhile on the other side of town the end of a long bloody AND ONE-sided battle was closing to its end. The human race was about to receive one of its most humiliating defeats. The generals of the demonic armies were even giving them a slight advantage one was commanding the battle blindfolded, and with his arm tied behind his back (he only had one hand) using his long fluffy tail to give out his orders while the other was simply sleeping on duty.

The commander of the human army had an idea he ordered one of his units to move forward, and smirked while waiting for his opponent to answer to his move. The demon only smirked and pushed one of his own troops forward. "It's over!" he remarked.

It was only now that the human realized that he lost. "He and his helper quickly rearranged the position of their troops in hope to save the day. After they were done they smiled assured that they are out of the trouble. However the second demonic general pushed on one of the tiles with his whiskers and thus ending the gigantic fight.

"Can I have a redo?" asked the desperate human.

"You already had twenty!" answered the two demons at once. The humans could barely believe it they were beaten to dust five times in row not to mention their losses in several games of go.

"Have you ever played chess?" asked Genma hoping that he and his friend will have a chance to win at least one game. Half an hour later the situation was the same if not worse with the humans loosing again.

Back at the Kuno estate things were getting a bit hot for the group's taste as they are playing tag with about thirty crocodiles in a 40x40 meter pool. Akane is hanging on the side of the wall where Ranma earlier found a place where she can get a grip.

Ranma was pulled under water again but by now he was really pissed and the crocodile was soon sent into low earth orbit. About ten of the things decided to attack Kagome who was slowly thinking if they should permanently take out their attackers who weren't retreating no matter how many hits they received. "How the hell can they keep so many crocodiles in this place?" asked Ranma while knocking away one of the things that were sitting under Akane waiting for her to fall down.

"I don't know but I'm starting to getting irritated!" answered Inuyasha while defending Kagome's back. Another five crocodiles entered the place while this was happening making things even worse to add to this problem with every reptile that entered the pool the water rose higher and Akane's refuge almost came within striking distance for the ones under her. Then it happened one of the gators attacked her and got her leg, luckily she was able to escape with sacrificing her shoe, and managed to climb higher on the wall.

There was only one little problem where she was now it was almost impossible for her to keep her hold. About a minute of bitter fighting later the inevitable happened she fell when this happened even Kagome had enough. "Inuyasha you have full authorization!" she yelled.

"What?"

"Don't hold back!" yelled the female youkai.

Ranma quickly swam to her fiancé and broke the crocodile's skull that was trying to pull her under water, at this the other ones attacking Akane turned against her. Inuyasha started to gather his youki and started to transform when suddenly there was an explosion at the bottom of the pool. In the immediate second as the water left the pool the gators' advantage disappeared not to mention that now they were opposing a thirty-foot dog, so they decided to make a hasty exit.

All four gave out a sight of relief while Kagome slipped out from under the fur of her soaked husband, the cause of the explosion was Ryoga who was looking for the Tendo's place. (The kid is a pro he was dropped off right in front of the Tendo's place in the morning just before Ranma and Akane left for goodness sake.)

"Akane what are you doing here in Albania?" (Authors note: The place is a small country north of Greece. You could also call it the land of the bunkers. In the 1950s they built millions of shelters because the fear from the Third World War.)

"Huh?" was his only answer.

"You're in Japan." informed Kagome barely able to keep from laughing.

"Really?" asked Ryoga.

"Really!" came Inuyasha's answer who was still in big dog modus. Ryoga stared at the colossus he could hear the sound but the beasts lips weren't moving. It was now that he realized that the huge pile of wool was in fact a walking talking dog a BIG one if I may add.

"Akane get away from the demon before it hurts you!" he yelled while racing forward. Inuyasha let out a growl signalling his annoyance and lifted his paw. A loud thump could be heard all over the city as he sent the lost kid into dreamland.

"Now that were done with this how do we get out of here?" asked Ranma. Before anyone could answer Inuyasha started to load his big gun. His fangs were glowing and a huge ball of energy was assembling in his mouth. "Take cover!" yelled the human half-male, while squeezing herself under the dog pulling Akane along.

"Hey that's my spot!" yelled Kagome while trying to get back under her husband.

The earth started to rumble under the city of Tokyo, seconds later a huge explosion shook the Kuno estate as a bright light left the ground this was followed by a sudden rain of mud and dirt in the neighbouring streets.

The Tendo's place

It was at the fifteenth match between thee human and demon sides. Genma managed to sneak the queen back on the board while Soun covered him with their move. The sleeping cat gave out a sigh and pushed on the rock that was already in place for the final blow and knocked the fallen figure back off. "Checkmate!" he remarked not even opening his eyes... The human armies suffered another terrible defeat.

Back with the group

An unconscious Ryoga flew out on the hole that was created by Inuyasha's blast, soon after him two demons and two humans followed. A shocked ninja was standing at the entrance of the mansion half covered by dirt, he wasn't moving he was just standing there pointing at the huge hole in the ground not daring to move. /How will I tell this to master Kuno he'll kill me/ rambled his mind over and over.

"Hey you there!" yelled Ranma while starting to run towards the stricken ninja. When he got there Sasuke (the ninja) was still standing there pointing at the hole in the ground. "What the?" asked Ranma taking a closer look on the ninja he waved her hand in front of his eye but there was no response. Then he tried knocking on the poor fellow's head there was still no response, the guy was definitely in deep freeze mode.

"Well might as well get it moving again." she reasoned before giving the ninja one in the face.

"Thank you!" mumbled the servant while shaking his head. "Now FEEL THE WRATH OF THE KUNO HOUSE!" he roared and reached to pull a string.

However nothing happened it was now that Sasuke realized that the explosion and the following rain activated all traps, secondly the rope in his hand was cut and Inuyasha was pulling his claws back after a successful attack. "Oh crap!" mumbled the ninja who was in quite of a trouble that Inuyasha was moving in on him and nobody stood in his way and he was cracking his knuckles.

"Ok buddy first of all I don't like reptiles..." The rest is censored because of Inuyasha's violent interrogation tactics.

Twenty minutes later the four left behind a trashed ninja they now possessed two coconuts with the pardons inside. Ryoga was riding on Inuyasha's shoulder, who wasn't agreed with the decision of Kagome, but he had to agree that Ranma was busy helping Akane walk who was still a bit dizzy from her near death experience. One crocodile she maybe could have taken care of but thirty were a bit much for her.

The news of the successful hunt spread quickly across town and the Furinkan students were starting to head back to the school and the principal was long forgotten. Wherever he was lying. At least this was what Kagome was thinking until the two coconuts were snatched from her hands by non other than the lunatic principal. "Why you!" Kagome cursed under her breath while starting to run after the man.

However she didn't need for make a long journey because after a few seconds of running he fell out of the sky and he very much resembled an icicle. Everyone knew that this can only mean only one thing when they looked up they didn't see Tekichi but some young woman floating in the sky.

"Who the heck is she?" asked Ranma.

"I bet another of your long forgotten fiancés!" answered Akane in a sarcastic tone.

"Somehow I think you'd prefer that!" answered Kagome while eyeing the woman; she was snow-white from head to toe and appeared to be around twenty. After a few seconds of hovering she attacked the humans that were present in the streets. As the first blast struck one of the houses it immediately came out whom her boss was.

"Why does it always have to be ice?" whined Ranma.

"You know what I get Kirara and she'll roast you! Would that be better?" asked Kagome. She didn't receive any kind of answer because Ranma and Akane both fell to the ground obviously in much pain. "Damn it we have to finish this quickly." She remarked pulling out her weapon and prepared for battle but Inuyasha stepped in front of her.

"I'll deal with this one mate!" he said.

"Inuyasha don't even think about using your true form!"

"Haven't you noticed yet that this is the easiest way to fight these guys our fur is the only thing that can give us enough protection." Kagome didn't care to respond she knew that Inuyasha was only doing this to impress her; she shook her head not really getting what for he wanted to do that. She didn't love him because of his power and the male dog knew it.

The panic caused by Inuyasha's transformation wasn't big as the last time most Fourinkan students knew that he wasn't a that big threat to them since Kagome was thereto keep him in line, however everyone else was busy making a getaway.

The creature that was busy freezing humans and houses turned against Inuyasha giving everything into her attack but, she didn't even have a chance to brake through the dog's thick fur. He lazily lifted his paw and extended his claws, the ice-woman tried another attack what was once again stopped by the dog's armour. Inuyasha slashed across the air releasing four red streaks of light, the ice-woman dodged but landed right in front of Inuyasha's paw that finished the job.

Several blocks of ice landed on the ground this was the only thing that remained of the attacker. It was also now that much of the pain that the two humans were suffering in vanished, Kagome realized this and knew what was going on. "Inuyasha get down here that creep Tekichi made his next move!"

The dog turned to her he lowered his head to her, and gave out a growl. (What is it mate?)

"Growl girr girr bark growl..." (Take these two home then scavenge the city for things like that one.) she said pointing at the mound of ice.

"Bark bark girr?" (Am I some kind of horse?)

"Girr bark bark bark." (Right now you're more like a mule.)

"GRRRRRRRRRR!" (What was that woman?)

"Girr Girr growl bark..." (Get moving! I have to make a stop in the forest to get some herbs.)

"GIRRR bark..."

"Hey you know whatever is wrong with us it kinda hurt's!" interrupted Ranma.

"Bark girr girr growl bark growl!" (You heard him husband get moving!)

"GIRRRRRR!" (Like it care!)

"SIT!" the magic of the prayer pearls went to work but Inuyasha remained standing after it wore off he gave Kagome a smug look. "SITSITSITSITSITSITSIT!" this time he couldn't remain standing and fell to the ground with a strength that made the earth shake.

"Girrrrrr bark! Bark bark." (Ok, ok I'm going bitch seesh! Just put them on my back.)

Not even a minute later he was on his way to the Tendo's meanwhile Kagome turned to the crowd "If there's anyone who is good at herbs or wants to help come with me, I need a few things to gather."

In the outskirts of the city a demonic cat was flying across the air with a woman on her back after two weeks of separation they decided to visit their mates, a huge (and I mean HUGE) bag of panties and other underwear was following since the cities in his path never before had to fear from pro panty thieves Happosai made and extraordinary catch bigger than ever before. Heck the little man could be barely found under the huge amount of underclothing.