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Sorry about the late update but I'm all but studying 24hours a day with the exams and the mods in my neck. Thank you for your reviews now I really have to go see you later.
Kyokorain: They very much are Inuyasha used the Shikon No Tama to turn himself and his family into demons.
Talent Scout: With the number of lackeys Nabiki has the only way to make sure she doesn't talk is to tie her up and launch her to the moon, but I'm not really sure that that would work she may have a cell phone hidden somewhere in her clothes. Ranma only found the doctored flower after it was too late when Akane and Kagome started to talk he was only looking for a source of trouble.
Lizamikogurlie216: Thanks for the reviewI'll read yours story once I have enough time to do something else beside learning.
Chapter: 25 The wrecking crew goes to workAkane was trying to get out of the embarrassing predicament that she got herself in but no matter how she tried there was no way she could reach Ranma at this moment he was like that annoying spot on her back. "Ranma! I thought that we agreed that you're going to take me seriously from now on." she was warned hovering one inch above Ranma's hand, and continued trying to reach Ranma she could feel the anger slowly rising inside of her but she knew that there's no way for her to reach him.
"What's the matter now Akane I'm taking you seriously." Answered the boy with a huge smile on his face.
"No you are not!" snapped Akane while trying to get out of the embarrassing situation.
Ranma started to chuckle and gave in, for a second Akane could feel herself falling only to be caught by him. This was the only thing she didn't like since she admitted that she's in love with him she just couldn't stay mad at the jerk. He nuzzled her neck while pulling her close "You know I like your new self much more." murmured the boy into her ear.
"What's that supposed to mean?" snapped Akane.
"Well earlier you would've kicked me through the roof for less. It's a nice change."
At this Akane started to blush madly "Ok who are you and what have you done with the real Ranma?" she asked.
"I'm the real one all right want me to prove it?" asked the boy with a smirk.
A mean smile appeared one Akane's face "Ranma isn't that a cat behind you?" the boy stiffened and looked back trying to find the dreaded feline Akane was talking about but there wasn't one.
"You'll pay for that!" growled Ranma and Jumped on the defenceless girl. Seconds later cheerful laughs and giggles could be heard from within the dojo.
Sasuke the Kuno's ninja was observing all this and he knew too well that his master has lost no matter what, he also knew that Kuno tends to be a bit too confident for his own good. The ninja sighed remembering his orders somehow he had to make a living but he also very much hung on his life, if that what he has can be called a life. He knew that once Ranma gets him after he fulfils his duty it won't be very pleasant for his hide, in fact he was praying that the martial artist would understand his situation and won't pound him that much if he should find him eves dropping.
/If I only did as my father advised I could be a soldier in the army, but no I wanted to have a more interesting work. I've got it all right but not with such orders./
Inside the two lovebirds started tussle Akane managed to pin down Ranma but only seconds later he broke free and tried to do the same to her. "Oh no you don't Ranma!" she said chuckling. Ranma tried to dive onto her but the girl slipped out from underneath him.
Outside the ninja shook his head /No I won't do it master Kuno and mistress Kodachi have to face it that they have lost if I tried to do something Ranma and mistress Akane would take me apart. Literally/
On the ground of the dojo floor the two teenagers were wrapped up in a long row of kisses. The ninja sighed and moved away from the window, and started to jump from rooftop to rooftop to reach the Kuno mansion, that right now was home to several backhoes that were busy trying to fill up the huge hole created by Inuyasha.
At the same time Nabiki was also watching via video camera, and she was more and more feeling like an ass she already found out where the wedding will take place and her lackeys have already spread the word around. For a large stack of money of course. /But hey this time there'll be a large number of demons who will be keeping unwanted people out so nothing that bad could happen... right/ Nabiki looked at the lump money on her desk and in the same second her opinion changed.
"Heck if the wedding gets busted again I'll be able to get at least another sum like this."
In the hall way Kagome shook her head when hearing this/And I thought that I had a crazy life back them living in two times./ she thought while continuing her way downstairs.
"Kachu Tenshin Amaguriken special edition storm of feathers!" whispered Ranma while starting to tickle Akane. For a few seconds the girl could keep from laughing but her face give it away, and if possible Ranma added even more speed to his attack. Akane couldn't take it anymore and started to laugh like there is no tomorrow. Too bad that these we heard by two very lunatic type of fathers who were a bit too eager to get their children married.
The doors of the dojo were thrown open as the two fathers raced in however by that time the teenagers already jumped apart. "Oh happy day!" hollered Soun. While Genma roughly pushed Akane into Ranma's arms.
"Be a man son! She loves you! Be a man and take her as..." Genma couldn't finish because a holy arrow flew by him a bit too close for the panda man's taste but it raced out on the window without doing any damage. He quickly turned around but saw nothing he turned his had to his son and future daughter-in-law he wanted to open his mouth again but another miko arrow raced by him, this time even closer. Genma turned around again but again there was nobody. /Maybe I should get out of here./ he thought while moving out of the room along with Soun, and both of them left the house with the goal to get drunk.
Once they were out of the way Kagome moved out of the shadows and walked to the two teenagers. "That was close don't you think?" she asked.
"A bit too close if you ask me." agreed Ranma. "Do me a favour next time aim for the back!"
"You're forgetting Ranma I'm not a killer if you want to get rid of your father you have to do it!"
"What about Nabiki?" asked Akane.
"We can't do anything about her but I think must of your lovers don't want to mix it up with demons lords, and those who still go after you will be sent on a one way trip to the next hospital." The teenagers smiled and nodded when hearing this.
Later that dayMost of the Tendo family was out of the house Kasumi was visiting Dr Tofu Nodoka was in the mall, and Nabiki just left to sell her videotapes, she was hoping for a good profit at the same time the demons were enjoying the afternoon sun lying lazily in the grass. Ranma and Akane got rid of their fathers for the day so they decided to have some quality time as long they can do that without having to fear getting busted.
I almost forgot about the old freak guess what he was on another collection trip.
The two were now sitting in Akane's room hoping that there won't be that many hidden cameras in there as in the room that was used by Ranma and his father. "So Akane what do you plan about my cat problem pop tried almost everything and he didn't succeed?"
"You're forgetting that your father is not really sane."
"Wow you just made an incredible discovery, if you ask me he was crazy all his life so how are you going to do it?"
"I'll figure out a way don't worry." answered the girl while leaning against Ranma's shoulder. "You know that I would never let you down."
"I know that Akane and I want to thank you for that. You're the best!" he answered while stroking her hair.
"And you know I managed to do one more thing. I cured your foot in mouth disease!"
Kagome was slumbering on the grass next to Inuyasha, who had an arm wrapped around her, the demoness's ear picked up a faint sound and knew that someone is sneaking around in the house, but she assumed that Sasuke has returned to continue his now almost constant spying. After hearing from Akane how Kuno was treating his ninja she was really sorry for the guy and didn't want to make anything worse for him.
Seconds later he heard another sound but didn't care and snuggled into Inuyasha continuing her beauty sleep.
"Yep I've got a very good cure for that! Come on Ranma I want to show you something!" Akane said all of a sudden, pulling her fiancé towards the door.
"What is it?"
"Just come on you'll like it..." when hearing this Ranma went limp.
"Akane are you sure I mean I'd... I would... but shouldn't we wait I mean with the wedding right here and..." Ranma was interrupted by Akane's chuckle.
"Now really Ranma. And I thought that Happosai was a pervert."
"Yeah looks like I'm still not completely cured of foot in mouth." agreed the boy.
The two left the room and headed downstairs but they were interrupted. As Kodachi Kuno entered the hallway breaking down one of the windows. "I'm here to save you from that evil witch Ranma my darling!" she called out. However thanks to some surprising phenomena the male didn't want her visit at all.
"Get lost will ya? If there's one thing I don't need around then it's YOU!"
"Not only that but you also enslaved my sweet-ums with treacherous magic! Die you peasant!" hollered Kodachi while charging for Akane. Ranma barely managed to push Akane out of harms way, and he was happy for that. The Kuno girl was using spiked clubs once again and he could bet that they were tipped with some deadly poison.
Ranma wanted to charge at the hallucinating girl but another person entered through another window also breaking it in pieces. (Hey at least the walls are intact) "Prepare to be defeated by the blue thunder vile cur!" called out Tatewaki Kuno, while charging forward. However he stopped when Akane stepped in front of Ranma.
"Kuno are you that blind?" she started with pleading words. "Please leave me and Ranma alone or is it too hard for you to understand..."
"How dare you use magic to enslave the beautiful..." Akane's blood pressure reached the critical point, she was used to the fact by now that the Kendo freak talks about her like a prize, but this time she really had better things to do. The foolish moral continued his never-ending speech not caring about the fuming girl, heck he probably thought she is blushing because his declaration of love.
Ranma saw as a small light appeared in the girl's hand and that soon transformed into her wooden mallet. /So that's where she's getting those things she's just like the c...c...cat./ Kuno continued still not getting it Ranma jawed while thinking about if he should grab a manga to read at the same time Akane continued to get even more deadlier in many aspects. Her wooden mallet gloved up and turned into a metal hammer.
"...so prepare to be destroyed by me..." Akane's killing reflexes were slowly brought to life no matter how much she was trying to keep them back and Kuno still didn't get it. Finally she couldn't take it anymore and her muscles went to work.
The male Kuno never saw it coming and before he even realized what's going on his skull came into contact with Akane's hammer and he was sent into the ground. When Kodachi saw that her brother has been defeated she also decided to make her move.
Akane was standing with her back to the insane gymnast and didn't hear the attack coming. For once Ranma didn't care that it was a she that he attacked; Kodachi barely managed to dodge and landed some distance from him. "You won't be controlling my Ranma for long you peasant!" yelled Kodachi, she pulled a stack of needles from one of her pocket and threw them at Akane.
You don't have to be genius to figure it out that those needles were poisoned, and Ranma knew that too. He raised his hand, and assembled some of his holy powers then fired at the incoming needles all were immediately destroyed. Kodachi fumed and attacked Akane with her ribbon, Ranma moved into her way, but the girl somehow could sneak in one of her explosive balls and threw that at Akane the martial artist didn't have a chance to stop, it. But Akane managed to dodge. When the ball exploded Ranma thought that it has directly hit his fiancé and he blew it.
He was practically glowing from the huge amount of power that he assembled in his body. Outside the demons jumped up and were ready to run. Akane jumped up to inform Ranma that she was ok but it was too late the boy let go the ball of energy in his hand that was way more them enough to pulverize Kodachi, but thanks to some miracle Kuno woke up just in time to knock down his crazy sister.
The blast whooshed through the house without hitting anyone, but with a huge bang that shook the entire building. When the light and the unbearable sound of the explosion vanished it became visible that the Tendo's bathroom was now officially history, with only a few pipes left indicating where it once stood. Outside the demons were all doing a voluntary face plant except for Karom who proved that he would make and excellent mole, as he dug an underground shelter for Kirara and Ishima within seconds.
Kagome was the first one who got off the ground after the danger vanished followed by Inuyasha. It was now that her nose realized that the sound that she heard a few seconds ago was not caused by Sasuke, but by the two Kuno siblings. "Damn looks like we goofed. Those two should have stayed out!" she jumped onto the rooftop and moved towards the destroyed part of the house. Inuyasha followed her close by just in case.
Meanwhile Kirara stook out her head out of Karom's burrow and scanned the area for any potential danger. "Meow?" (Can we come out?) she asked from Karom who shook his head.
Meanwhile the Kuno siblings were busy gawking at the huge hole in the wall and what was once a bathroom. "Get lost before or next one gets you!" warned Ranma however the two didn't get it.
"Ranma Saotome prepare to be defeated by the Blue Thunder!" he yelled. While Kodachi settled for laughing what alone could be counted for an attack.
"Could you two finally leave Ranma and Akane alone? Don't you get it that they want nothing to have with you?" yelled Kagome. Tatewaki Kuno looked back to see the face of his love who was looking in on the hole from the room with her head upside down. At same time Kodachi was sent into lower Earth orbit by Akane's hammer.
"Ah Kagome Taisho the fair maiden whose heart..."
"Quit wooing my mate before I take you apart!" warned Inuyasha's voice as he too appeared next to Kagome.
"Prepare to die vile demon!" yelled Kuno. Inuyasha let out a growl and jumped down with the goal to give the guy the pounding of his life seconds later Kuno was on his one way trip to the hospital thanks to Kagome who pointed out which way Inuyasha should throw the kid sadly the power of the throw was a bit stronger than needed and the boy crashed into one of the hospital's rooms.
"So which way is the nearest bathhouse?" asked Kagome.
"Did someone say bathhouse?" asked an elderly man's voice, looks like Happosai is back from panty hunt. To boot this there were rain clouds appearing on the horizon.
Ranma shook his head while giving out a groan. "Oh boy this'll be a looong day!"
On the other side of the city a drunken man and a drunken panda left the pub heading for another. Somehow the mood was much better than usual this night and they wanted to make the best out of it obviously they didn't notice that they were the source of the amusement.