I don't own Inuyasha or Ranma ½
I'm back again and if things continue this way I'm gonna transform into a new race of man kind called Homo Uhu (An Uhu is a quite large owl) heck if I wouldn't be sitting in front of book most of the day I'd be acting like Shippo when he's high on sugar only that I have a coffee high. Ok ok I get down to business Dodges a load of fruit Originally I wanted to make a chapter about Shippo and his little problems but I decided to put that in one chapter later. Hope you'll enjoy.
Chapter: 26 Pork ChopsTwo humans and two demons were heading towards Furinkan high in the morning Inuyasha was accompanying Akane much to the female demon's dislike. "You see Inuyasha nothing happened on the way here!" she declared once they entered the school grounds.
"Ranma Saotome prepare to die!" yelled the familiar voice the familiar sentence.
"So what's new Ryoga?" asked Ranma while dodging the boy's punches. "I see you have already heard about that Akane and I want to go through with the wedding."
"You won't live long enough to do that!" came the answer followed by another punch.
"Now really Ryoga can't we sit down and talk about this I'm not in the mood to fight with you."
"Well too bad for you! DIE!" hollered Ryoga while attacking again.
"Come on Ryoga could you stop this nonsense you're boring me."
"So I'm boring you? Well then take this! Bakusai! Tenketsu!" Ranma just humphed and jumped from the attacks way seconds later his school had a new entrance. "Get back here coward!" yelled Ryoga and ran after the other martial artist.
"Come on Porky can't you see that I'm a bit too strong for you?"
"Really take this! Shi Shi Hokodan!" he yelled seconds later a huge pillar of chi appeared around him destroying everything that is close. Ranma just smirked he simply used his holy powers and the attack didn't even affect him in the smallest way. "What the?" yelled Ryoga not getting how Ranma deflected the attack.
"Don't tell me that this was your best shot Ryoga!" remarked Ranma, if possible the part time pig became even more angry. Not far away from the tow fighting boys several complots against Ranma were underway.
"So does everyone knew what to do?" asked the leader.
"Yeah and if we do it Akane will be rid of Saotome." answered everyone.
"Chief we've set up the traps like you told us." informed a kid that just arrived.
"Good everyone grab your weapons and hide!" not much later the two fighting teenagers arrived at the scene. They were directly hading for the minefield that was further strengthened by several other traps, however in the last second the two made an inhuman leap and so they avoided the danger.
The conspirators didn't move in hope that the two will come back and activate the traps, however there were several people following them who were interested in the fight with Akane and Kagome in the lead and they didn't knew of the trap and were about to walk into it.
The five guys didn't have any other choice but to jump out of their hiding spot and trigger the traps, they were not crazy enough to risk the wrath of Inuyasha. Kagome and Akane both came to a dead stop when they saw a group of males jump out of the bushes, into the open, not even a second later the mines underneath them exploded then several other traps sprung but luckily by that time they were all on the ground because of the mines.
The now that they saw that the ground was dangerous everybody slowed down and they careful crossed the booby trapped area paying attention to any potential trap, after Akane and Kagome crossed the dangerous part they sped up again to catch up with Ranma and Ryoga, Inuyasha simply jumped over the danger zone.
Not much after they did so another explosion sounded from behind them. Someone triggered one of the remaining mines.
"DIE RANMA!" yelled Ryoga while unleashing another bone cracking punch, and again Ranma dodged easily. "Take this!" yelled the part time pig and tried to punch Ranma again but his attack was sidestepped again.
"Come on Ryoga I don't want to beat you up but if you continue this way I'll do it!" warned Ranma while dodging a kick. However this had no influence on the other boy who continued his assault without paying the slightest attention.
"Ok so you don't get my warnings?"
"Heh don't make me laugh I didn't even start to fight!" answered Ryoga.
"Really? Me too!" answered Ranma while kicking Ryoga in the stomach who was thrown into the air and landed about ten feet away from his opponent. He immediately jumped and ran towards Ranma with full speed. Meanwhile the other martial artist started to activate his holy powers and prepared to finish the fight.
A smirk appeared on Ryoga's face when his hand got too close for Ranma to block or dodge but then he was surprised to see that his opponent was still smirking. Seconds later Ryoga's fist came into contact with something solid, very solid, a twenty-ton boulder was nothing against what kind of strength this something had. Ryoga was shocked when he saw the smug smile on Ranma's lips; he was even more surprised when the other boy's fist started to glow in a pink light.
"Happy dreams bacon breath!" he called out while hitting Ryoga in the chest and sending him for a long trip across the air, and right into a nearby fountain.
"Why is Ranma calling Ryoga bacon breath all the time?" asked Akane not really getting why Ranma was using such a nickname for his rival. Ranma went pale when he heard this. Yes he wanted to get rid of Ryoga but not by killing him, so he raced after the kid and grabbed him just in time before he came into contact with the cold water.
"You know you own me a favour!" he remarked, Ryoga almost exploded when hearing this.
"DIE!" he roared while trying to hit Ranma's legs but somehow those always moved away. Finally the boy with the holy powers had enough. He threw Ryoga up in the air and kicked him in the face so hard that the poor fellow was only stopped by a wall that was at least fifty feet away. Ryoga however still tried to get up.
Ranma sighed while shaking his head "So you want to learn it the hard way. I can arrange that! But I have one question should I kick your ass or should Akane do it."
"Coward!" mumbled the part time pig.
"Look who's talking you're the one who made me swear not to tell her about your curse." whispered Ranma into his ear.
"My curse is something completely different!" yelled Ryoga with a voice full of rage.
"What curse?" asked Akane surprised by Ryoga's outburst. Who was standing not almost next to the two.
"It's been nice knowing ya P-brain." said Ranma while stepping away from the other boy.
Finally after one year four months, seven hours, forty-three minutes, and fifteen seconds of knowing Ryoga Akane had put one and one together and figured out the connection between Ryoga, P-chan and Ranma's nickname for the two. The girl didn't say anything and nothing needed to be said the glowing red aura around her did it all.
Nabiki just leaned out on the window of her classroom the right time to see this. "Guys get my camera! Quickly!"
Akane was fuming... fuming? I don't think that that is the appropriate word she was practically burning from rage. "Ok where's the popcorn?" asked Ranma. "This is better than a horror movie!"
A glowing light appeared in Akane's hand and seconds later that turned into one of her mallets but she didn't stop at this point her entire body started to glow and medieval armour started to appear around her.
"As I see she started to regain her old abilities." remarked Kagome. Ranma nodded dumbly to this.
"Now... Akane there's no need the get hasty!" stammered Ryoga while backing away with his eyes focused on the steel war hammer.
"Don't worry about that Ryoga we've got all day to talk about this." Normally the boy would have relaxed when hearing this but the girl's voice was way too sweet. "Kagome could you give me some cooking lessons this evening?" she asked not even looking back at the demon.
"Sure why not!" answered the youkai flinching a bit knowing quite well that this time Akane will do his best to ruin the food and that is an easy task for her. "Err... Ranma your fiancé is frightening me!" she admitted turning to the other human.
"Why? This is the best show on earth! Feel free to enjoy it to the fullest!" answered Ranma while paying for the corn he just bought.
"Um... can I have some?" asked Inuyasha.
"Sure go ahead!"
"Hey are you two even listening to what I say?" snapped the female demon.
"Shut up woman and enjoy the show!" answered Inuyasha while putting some of his corn into his wife's hand.
Nabiki received his camera just in time to catch the start of the fight. Ryoga tried to make a run for it but wasn't really successful because Akane threw her weapon after him and her aim was true. In other words she got Ryoga square in the head. He fell over and made an Inuyasha like face plant. When he turned around she was already next to him.
/Gods above have mercy/
Later that dayAkane's newest cooking project was sizzling in the frying pan (No it wasn't pig meat!) That guy was in the next room trying to free himself from his restrains.
"So do you finally understand?" asked Kagome while throwing away the not so good-looking vegetables that were spiced up with some cutting board chunks. "Cooking is not about martial arts and it definitely isn't some kind of race! That's your main problem."
"But I don't have time to carefully plan everything to the smallest detail!"
"Oh man how can I make you understand? Look one of your problems is that you don't think at all if you see something that you think to be one of the ingredients you just throw it into the pot without even looking if it really is what you need."
"I understand so I should be more careful about what I use." answered the girl finally getting one of the rules of cooking.
"And another thing about using a knife speed isn't the most important thing. Cut things a bit slower even if it takes longer later it will be easier for you to cook the meal with time you'll be able to go faster."
Kagome nodded while blushing when remembering how she used to hack the food instead of cutting. "Okay! I think I understand."
"Good now get the meat out of the frying pan, and lets wrap things up!" Akane nodded, and moved to the stove. "Akane!"
"Huh?" asked the girl turning back.
"About cooking eggs in microwaves?"
"I won't even think about that!" came the answer. Kagome nodded happily, and moved back to her work.
/Thank god! She finally understood! Now I only need to make sure she stays that way/ thought the demon. "Kasumi! Could you help us a sec?"
"Just a minute!" came the others girl's cheery voice.
Not much latershe stepped into the kitchen and to her surprise it didn't look like a battle zone. Kagome moved over to her and leaned close. "Looks like she finally understood!" she whispered into the other girl's ear.
"Really?" asked Kasumi with a huge smile appearing on her face.
"Yep!" answered the demon. The two watched as Akane continued to work with proud expressions on their faces she reached for a spoon to taste the soup boiling on the stove, but forgot about a tiny detail. "Akane!" interrupted Kagome. "Get a small bowl and cool it down first! You don't want to burn your lips that's hot you know."
"Silly me! I forgot." answered the human.
"If you ask me Kasumi you guys were simply too soft on her, you never told her what she was doing wrong."
"Yeah I was worried that I would hurt her feelings." answered the girl.
"That was not the best way. Akane the meat!"
"On it!"
"Could you keep an eye on her while I feed the failures to the "pig"?"
"Ok." answered Kasumi a loud shriek could be heard from the next room followed by the sound of struggling.
Kagome moved out of the kitchen with a king sized plate filled with different kinds of poison when Ryoga saw her he was barely able keep from screaming from fear, he used even more power in his struggle against the ties and somehow he was able to break out of the reinforced steel chains that Akane tied him up with, seconds later there was a huge Ryoga sized hole in the side of the house.
"I think he finally learned his lesson!" remarked Kagome. While moving out into the garden to find Kirara so she can burn the dangerous mix of chemicals. Above her she could hear a ninja making a run for it and sighed /Oh well at least it's no demon but I better have a talk with him about this I don't think Ranma will be so tolerant with him if he continues to eves drop all day long./
Several hours later somewhere in the forests of Kyushu "RANMAAAAA!"