The boy stepped into King Cross Station. He looked to be around seventeen, maybe a little older. He looked at his ticket, which read, Platform 9 ¾. Naturally, he knew exactly where this was. It must have been the barrier that divided the two platforms. He was very intelligent in that way. He was also very handsome. He had rugish, long brown hair that flowed like a waterfall. He seemed to be absolutely physically perfect, and obviously had a great personality too. Although he did look like he could stand to lose a couple of pounds.
Every female at the train station was staring at him. It was a shame that he had his face hidden by those big dark sunglasses. He was alone. He had been alone for a long time. He stepped through the magical barrier, looking very handsome, cool, and kind while doing it. Later the ministry of magic would have to erase the memories of several muggle girls who had followed him all the way to the station since he was so absolutely handsome with the rugish long hair and broad shoulder, and saw him go into Platform 9 ¾.
He stepped onto the train, and even though there was over a thousand students he immediately found an empty compartment. He lost himself in his thoughts, so he didn't notice the door being openned.
"Hello, may we sit in here?"
The boy looked up. There were six people standing in front of him. The person who had spoken was a skinny boy with messy black hair and round glasses. Next to him was a tall boy with flaming red hair and a large nose, and a younger girl, also with red hair, and covered with freckles. On their other side was a girl with big bushy hair who was carrying a large bookbag. Next to her was a boy small portly boy with a round face carrying a toad. And on his other side was a large black boy.
The boy didn't answer.
"Sorry, but all the other compartments are completely full, and you somehow got one all to yourself. So may way sit in here with you?"
The boy ignored him, instead reaching for his wand, and started waving it through the air. He was spelling out letters, and wherever he waved his wanding fiery words were left. His message read:
I'm sorry. I'm mute. This is how I communicate. You can sit it here if you want. I'm an exchange student from Canada's "Leger Lourd Magic Specialty School". Of course, I am very nervous about being in a new school in a new country. I feel all alone and angsty. But, I guess it won't be too bad, if all the girls in thr school are as beatiful as you two are.
Ginny and Hermione blushed and giggled and felt like they might faint, and whispered into each other's ears, because they always act like that. Ron looked more than a little angry, but that was mostly because he was so jealous of how this boy could win over the ladies.
That's a cool toad you've got their too. And I love your Chudley Cannons t-shirt. And your black, so I have to like you!
Neville, Ron and Dean blushed and giggled and felt like they might faint, and whispered into each other's ears, because they always act like that.
And, oh my god, I just noticed your scar! Your lightning bolt scar. Oh my god!
"Yeah, yeah, okay, I'm Harry Potter!"
You are? I mean, yeah, of course you are. That's why I wrote that. Yeah.
Everybody introduced themselves to the boy.
It's a pleasure to meet you all. My name is Marian Shannen Canmore, but my friends call me Cheep Fish Baby.
"It's a pleasure to meet you, Cheep Fish Baby!" everyone else said in unison.
"So, Cheep Fish Baby, why did you transfer here to Hogwarts? I mean, since when in the hell did people ever transfere to Hogwarts," asked Harry inquistively.
Well, I was doing so well in my school for young witches and wizards with disabilities, that they pulled a few strings with Dumbledore to arrange my being here.
"Wow. You are so brave, and wonderful, and have incredible hair," said Ron.
"But why didn't you just transfer to the nearer American Salem Witches' Institute?" asked Ginny, who then shut off her brain and looked at Cheep Fish Baby's incredible hair.
That close-minded place with those under-achieving, deliquent students, over-crowded, with an unusually high suicide and student assualt rates? No thanks.
At that moment, every Slytherin in the seventh year came in and started attacking the people in that compartment for no good reason. For another no good reason Harry, Ron, Ginny, Hermione, Neville and Dean suddenly froze up and become incapable of doing anything for their own self-defense. Luckily, Cheep Fish Baby stood up and pointed his wand at the Slytherins, promptly turning all of their clothes into pieces of parchment, and so they ran away in shame as it fell off their bodies, exposing themselves naked. Now all the Slytherins hated Cheep Fish Baby, but they also really admired his unbelievable transfiguration skills and his incredible hair.
"Wow, that was unbelievable transfiguration!" said Hermione.
"Yeah, and you did it with a silent spell. I guess you do all your spells silently, huh?" asked Neville.
Since I was eleven.
"Wow, that's so incredible. You must be really powerful and intelligent to pull that off. Probably even better than Dumbledore!" said Dean.
"How can you say that!" said Harry. "He's obviously leagues ahead of Dumbledore!"
"Yeah," said Ron, who was starting to feel kind of gay for him.
Cheep Fish Baby was so relaxed that he decided to take off his sunglasses. It was than that everyone saw that he had one completely white eye and one purple eye. Of course, even with this weird defect, he still looked like the most handsome man in all the world.
When they got to Hogwarts, Cheep Fish Baby got his own special ceremony, as he walked down the aisle to be sorted. Every eye was admiring his good-looks, even the guys and the staff.
"Canmore, Marian Shannen," said Professor McGonagall, who was absolutely flushing.
"Hmm," said the Sorting Hat when it was placed on his head, "I see you've got great ambition and cunning like all the Slytherins. You are also very hard working and very loyal like Hufflepuffs. I can see you are fair-minded and vastly intelligent like a Ravenclaw. You are also incredibley brave and courageous like a Gryffindor. It is going to be very hard to sort you. You are the most perfect student I have ever seen!"
The Sorting Hat spent over half an hour trying to decide what house to put Cheep Fish Baby in. Every girl in the school was praying to their respective god that he could go to their house. Finally, the Sorting Hat cried,
"GRYFFINDOR!"
Everyone in Gryffindor stood up and cheered and wanted to shake his hand. Everybody else at all the other tables started crying openly. The Gryffindors were crying too, but it was from the joy of having gotten Cheep Fish Baby. They all lined up to try to talk to him, shake his hand, hug him, kiss him, or just ask him to shag.
"Hi," said Lavendar Brown, "you should know it's a Hogwarts tradition to french kiss the new students…"
Finally, after a great feast, the students returned to bed. After Cheep Fish Baby escaped all the people who wanted his autograph in the common room, he went upstairs, where a sixth bed had been placed in the boys dorm. Here he fell asleep.