The dogs are on the loose
I don't own Inuyasha or Ranma ½
Hi everyone here's the next chapter I'll get things rolling again with the main storyline, thank you for your reviews –Moooeeeww! FT FTFT!- Right back I have something to tend to... Na nézzük! Shoe size 43... 39...34... Megvagy! 50... –Meo...BANG...- Sorry about the incident one of the local cats picked up the habit to visit mine's feeding place the two are in blood feud ever since Cila found out and of course I help him out every now and then.
AlleyD8: Until now Akane thought that Ryoga doesn't have a curse and she had a small black pet pig who in fact was Ryoga she often slept with him and even got changed in front of her "pet" try to find a girl who won't get mad after finding out that a good friend is doing something like this with her.
Dragon man 180: Don't worry about Ryoga he'll get it sooner or later the only question is when will her appear again to attack Ranma.
Chapter: 27 What a dayShippo was roof-hopping towards work this was usually an every day sight by now and nobody was paying attention to it except for some policemen who were paroling the on the streets. "Hey come back here!" roared one of them as they started to run after the fox.
/Oh damn just what I needed/ cursed the Shippo while diving into one of the nearby streets. He quickly looked around trying to find a good spot to hide. /The restaurant over there... no they might check it out... the tree... definitely no.../ finally the fox spotted an ideal hiding spot. He quickly jumped inside through an open window, it was only now that he realized that he landed in the women's toilet.
He wanted to get back out but once he jumped up to the window he saw that the street was filled with lawmen and if they saw him jump out on the women's toilet they would have a few questions to him. /This is bad/ he thought, while looking for a way out of this mess.
Seconds later the door that was keeping him out of the line of sight clicked and started to open, the kitsune gasped when seeing this, he quickly grabbed the door handle and pulled the door back." Just a minute!" he said in the most girly voice he could manage. /A fine time to be out without any leaves, think Shippo think.../
The demon climbed back up to the window and peeked out onto the street. /Great the dammed policemen are still there now what/ the kitsune jumped back down and searched his clothes for something that could be useful to him but there was nothing. /Oh well might as well play some ninja with the guys out there./ thought the fox while pulling the collar of his shirt on his face.
Outside the flatfeet were suddenly surprised when a blur left through a window. "There he is!" yelled one of them but it was too late Shippo already left the street, and was trying to blend in with the crowd in the next one.
There was only one problem he soon realized that there were some of pursuers in there and they saw him. "Crap!" murmured the demon while starting to run. This time he decided to flee into one of the alleys, there he dashed in through a door. There was only one slight problem the place where he landed could be easily described as Japan's worst boozer. To boot this his ears were in the open and it looks like he just disturbed some very illegal discussion.
"Um... do you guys mind if I stay in here for a few minutes I have a smaller police problem." asked the fox but when he saw the faces of the humans who were now surrounding him he knew that they won't let him stay without a decent fight. /Why me? Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! ...CRAP! I'm starting to think like pa/
The sound of jack knives being opened could be heard throughout the room and Shippo grabbed the only weapon he could get his hand on... a towel. /I have to be careful I don't want to kill these humans no matter what kind of thing they were planning./ he thought. "If you want a fight you can get it!" he called out while twisting the piece of cloth so he can make better use of it.
His answer was a row of laughs the humans raced forward Shippo jumped up and caught the lamp above them that he used to swing himself behind the counter there he knocked the bartender out with one move. He grabbed one of the bottles behind him and threw it at his opponents, for some time he managed to keep them away. However every good thing has to come to an end, and so had this.
When the thugs reached the bar they tried to stab the fox who greeted them with one of the bar stools. However one managed to get into the counter. "Don't be shy come in!" called out the fox while grabbing the cloth next to him and hitting the attackers leg making sure that it wrapped around it, them he pulled on the human's leg, that lost balance and involuntarily made a splits, Shippo quickly grabbed another bottle and broke it on the poor bastards head before that could scream out in pain.
Finally the fox threw the stool along with some of the attackers at his opponents who were either hit by it or were forced to move back. Shippo wanted to grab another bottle but when he reached back for one he couldn't find any he glanced back and saw that he was almost out of ammo. /Time to change tactics/ he thought as the humans charged him.
The first one who reached the bar received some sake on his head along with the bottle. "You stay out!" commented Shippo. "But you can come in!" he continued pulling another one over his defence line and throwing him against the wall. The next attacker tried to stab Shippo, but the kitsune got his hand and knocked the weapon out of it then he booted but a lower hook.
Meanwhile the thug behind him started to awake he grabbed the penknife from the ground and attacked Shippo who leaned forward and the blade got the hand of a thug who was trying to get the fox. "Why you little!" called out the injured man trying to hit his ally.
"Make it out elsewhere!" called out Shippo and grabbed the man with the knife and threw him at the injured one. Then he grabbed the bartender and threw him also at the thugs.
"Ok time to give up the castle!" he thought, while leaning down to get the bartender Shippo accidentally found a plate of sushi now he grabbed it along with two chopsticks before jumping over the thugs and landing at one of the tables. The thugs immediately turned around and attacked the fox who right now was more interested in the food than the fight. He only dodged the attacks while calmly eating the food.
One of the humans tried to jump on him but he moved aside along with his plate and the poor guy had a get together with uncle wall. Two of the humans attacked him at the same time hoping to overwhelm him, but the fox jumped on the edge of two benches so their other ends will go up in the air and hit the brutes in the chin. Shippo saw that the thugs (at least the ones still standing) are about to charge him at once, he stepped on the end of yet another bench on its end the thug who earlier made contact with uncle wall just found a resting place and was trying to make the pain go away that was throbbing in his head, he was catapulted into the air and landed on his friends knocking them all out.
The last of the human standing raced at Shippo but the fox simply stepped aside while leaving one of his legs there. The thug tripped and he didn't have the chance to stop before the next wall. The bar-fight was officially over. "Come on guys don't tell me that this was all you could do, even my little sister could easily beat you." remarked the fox while continuing to eat.
He heard a yelp from underneath him and saw that the bench he was using was laying on one of the humans he had of course some pity and got it from the poor lads back.
After a few minutes Shippo finished his meal and moved over to the bar to get something to accompany the food after a few seconds he found a bottle of sake that survived the fight, he was about to take a gulp when he heard a groan. When he looked at the source he saw that one of the thugs was starting to get up. He used his foot to get a human from the ground and into the air, them he gave him a kick sending him at the recovering human, it was a direct hit but the human remained standing.
"Sit!" he commanded and the man fell to the ground. "Good boy!" /Just like mom does it with dad/ thought the fox before chuckling. With that Shippo lifted the bottle but stopped before drinking. He sniffed at the liquid and threw the bottle away. /Damn it the stuff is fake it's more familiar with a horse than rice/
Shippo could hear the sound of sirens so he decided to leave before he's found among these not so law respecting citizens. "Thanks for the meal guys if you don't mind I'll jump in a bit more often from now on, the sushi was great... but you better find a better source of sake! Seeya!"
A few minutes later the police arrived but the only thing they found was a destroyed pub and a large number of knocked out gangsters except for one who was their built in man. "What happened here?" asked one of them.
"I don't know but there must have been some army here, these guys are the yakuza's best thugs." answered another one.
Shippo finally arrived at work and only half an hour late Hakkeda was yelling at him for being late but he simply ignored it the good meal and the fight with the outlaws made it worth. "But at least Ozu won't have to come back for the parts that didn't have enough room on the truck. Get the trailer and the motor bike from the garage I need you to bring some things to the building op." ordered the wanna be boss.
"Hey you know that I can't drive!" snapped Shippo.
"Come on it's just a bike you can learn it within a second, now get two of the gas-cylinders and the cement mixer from the shed and take it to the house."
Shippo sighed and went to work minutes later he was driving outside town towards one of the neighbouring villages. There wasn't big traffic on the road and he leaned back a little to enjoy the wind. All too soon he reached an obstacle in the form of a huge hill. Shippo gave full gas trying to climb the steep slope but his speed quickly fell to a minimum and the huge cargo attached to the end of his vehicle made things even more interesting. He squeezed out every bit of power out of the poor machine but he was still getting slower. The engine was coughing and was barely able to keep him but did.
Finally after five minutes and several years of lost mechanical lifespan later Shippo reached the top of the mountain he gave a little more gas to the engine and was over the top, and the place where he has to deliver the stuff is just at the bottom. If he only knew that the really bad thing is still in front of him not much later he was racing down hill with full speed, and to his "joy" the wheels of the motorbike were barely able to hold on.
/Whoa this is starting to get too fast./ thought Shippo while pulling the brake, the vehicle slowed down a bit but all too soon the brake exploded into hundreds of small pieces, the fox saw the metal parts fly through the air with shock on his face and for a few seconds time seemed to slow down for him but it soon sped up for him again and he was travelling way too fast for his like.
Shippo's speed was increasing enormously and the only brakes he had left were his legs. He slammed those to the ground but it didn't take long and the sole of his shoes were starting to get mighty thin, not mentioning hot not wanting his feet to be seriously injured he decided to pull them back up. Then it happened, he spotted a turn that he couldn't take no matter what.
"I have to say, this has been quite a day..."mumbled Shippo while leaving the road, breaking down the guard and taking off into the air. He elegantly flew through the sky but all to soon he started to fall along with his quite heavy payload. "Time to leave the sinking ship! Women and foxes first!" he remarked, and ejected.
The bike and the trailer with the stuff in it landed in the correct destination only that this happened in the biggest mud you saw since world war one and several of the people nearby received a full body mud pack. Since Shippo was much lighter than his vehicle he remained in the air longer and crash-landed a few gardens away demolishing some of the fencing and some furniture.
"Boy what a day! And it hasn't even begun yet." he mumbled while slowly crawling out from underneath the rubbish that he created during his landing, only to find out that the owner of the place didn't like his landing technique at all.
Meanwhile in Tokyo's Nerima district"Fucking hell of a shit!" sounded Kagome's voice from within the Furinkan library. She couldn't believe what she found she somehow came across something about Tekichi's flying fort and if there's one thing that living in the feudal era has taught her is that if someone says Great than prepare yourself for a big fight or a big laugh, the only problem is that she already knew that there's nothing funny in the ice-demon-lord.
"Kagome that's no way to behave!" came the soft but strict warning from the librarian.
"Sorry but I just found out something very bad! I need to talk with some people! Can I take the book?"
"No problem I understand that you have big trouble it is the least I can do to help you!"
Kagome smiled and bowed "Thank you!" with that said she disappeared in a blur. /Inuyasha get to the school quickly! We have a problem/ Kagome sniffed into the air but she found a smell that she didn't wanted to smell it ever again.
"The pure and innocent Kagome! Have you come to..." Kuno didn't have the chance because his face came into contact with a clawed hand.
"Keep your hands to yourself and your mouth shut!" she commanded. She sniffed into the air again and this time she managed to identify Akane' scent. "Akane get over here we have trouble!"
Back in KyotoShippo was in the middle of a minor problem after barely avoiding being maimed after destroying a large section of a garden now he had the problem to get a 500pound cement mixer up to the third floor of course he had his demon powers but there was the mud around the trailer and with the place full of humans.
At first Shippo tried the easiest approach and grabbed the heavy contraption but he soon realized that his legs were starting to disappear in the mud. If there was one thing he wanted to avoid it was taking a bath in it of course he let go as if the thing would be hot as the sun. /Ok now what/ thought the fox looking around trying to find something that could help him out of his misery.
His eyes continued to search the construction site and he soon found the answer in the form of a crane. "Oh boy I always wanted to find out how you operate those things!" he thought while climbing up into the machine when he got to the top his joy became complete there was nobody there so he had to do everything.
Shippo jumped into the seat and let his eyes wander on the controls /First of all how do I turn this thing on/ he soon found out and to his joy the key was right where it needed to be. Not even a second later he turned it on and begun to experiment with the switches. He pushed one and the crane turned to the right one of the workers just leaned down to pick something up and this was what saved his life because otherwise his head would have been in the way.
Shippo pushed another one and the hook started to fall towards the ground luckily the only thing that was in its way were some lunches. Shippo soon found out how to raise it and now he knew enough that he could start trying to move the cement mixer to its destination.
Meanwhile Hakkeda arrived and he immediately spotted the lone trailer the motorbike however was nowhere to be seen since it was underneath it deep within the mud. "Should have known he's probably on a joyride. Oh well let the kid have his fun were only a week behind plans." There was no further comment and the not so professional firm owner continued his journey to the foreman's.
Shippo saw his chance and continued his operation. Once again the hook barely avoided one of the workers, but for that it took down a small piece of fresh built wall, lets just say the poor man was more than surprised when a part of his work simply disappeared. Finally Shippo got his target, the problem was the hook grabbed the entire trailer and not only the mixer, but he wasn't all that worried because of it he can lift the entire thing at once.
Shippo for once managed to pull the correct switch and his entire stuff was lifted in the air, when he saw how the bike looked after the crash he was very glad to have ejected. Otherwise he wouldn't look very good. Soon Shippo had to turn with the crane again and the same old danger came but this time the dangerous object was much bigger.
Meanwhile Hakkeda had his own problems to deal with, he was trying to reach the little boy's shed for some urgent business and unlike other times he was moving rather quickly. He slammed the door closed with a loud bang and went to business.
Shippo pulled another switch in hope that the machine he was sitting in will do the right thing. However the crane started to turn faster than ever before he barely managed to stop the thing before he demolished the little shed that was currently in the use of Hakkeda however by that time a large part of the trailer was already imbedded in it. Aloud shriek came from the inside from the poor guy who almost had his head squished.
Shippo gulped and raised the hook there was only the minor problem, that the shed also got lifted in the air and thus Hakkeda became quite visible and thanks to the fact that he was in the middle of a process that is usually did without anyone watching his lets just say he lacked in clothing in some parts of his body. Laughs filled the entire site as the poor man was trying to get him pants back on.
/I think it's time to leave! Ozu asked me to buy him some beer... yeah that it/ with that thought out Shippo quickly left the crane before he got caught.
He was about to leave the place when someone stepped out of the foreman's office. "HEY SHIPPO GET OWER HERE!"
/I'm domed/ thought the fox while moving over to the man. "What is it?" he asked.
"Your girlfriend is calling she said it's urgent!" when hearing this the fox visibly relaxed but then again if Kioku uses the telephone something really bad must have happened.
Shippo moved into the container that was used as the office and picked the phone up. "What is it Kioku?"
"Come quick Shippo they found us!" she half yelled on the other end, and she wasn't kidding Myoga was lying on the ground full of ice-dragon blood, while Jaken turned the window of the house into the mouth of a fire breathing dragon trying to fend off the attackers.
"FUCK!" was the only thing Shippo said before starting to run. Within seconds he was out of there and he was quite lucky not even a second later a number of cars stopped next to the construction site, and the people inside were looking illegal workers.