The dogs are on the loose
I don't own Inuyasha or Ranma ½
Ever had a bad week? Well this was one for me my mom has reached a new level in going to my nerves AKA she decided to make a general house cleaning and I had to do a little malenkij robot, but hey it could have been worse.Thank yopu for reviewing and here's the next chapter.
Chapter: 29 A speedy weddingFinally after several hours of being unconscious Kagome finally started to stir Inuyasha immediately appeared by her side before she even had a chance to pen here eyes quickly followed by Ranma and Akane. However when she finally did the next thing that followed was a scream. "Kagome are you all right?" asked Inuyasha.
"Are our pups all right? TELL ME!" begged the female dog.
Inuyasha had no choice but to open his mouth "Shippo already found Asaku and he'll probably soon find Izayoi so don't worry woman." after a few seconds he received Kagome's answer in the form of a scream.
"Ok any ideas how to bring her out of it?" asked Inuyasha.
"You're her husband not me!" answered Ranma.
"Maybe try something she likes." advised Akane.
"Well there is one thing that I can think of." answered the dog remembering how he used that trick several times to calm down Kagome.
Flashback In the middle of winter several years ago
"Mah-jongg! I won again!" declared Kagome with a smile on her face. Inuyasha sighed after his latest defeat
"Ya know daddy this is a really nice game you just need to pay a bit more attention." advised Izayoi.
"And use your head for once instead of your muscles!" added Shippo his answer was a loud growl but by that time the fox already retreated to his room.
Inuyasha jumped up and dashed after him but Kagome grabbed the sleeve of his haori "Don't even think about hurting Shippo!" she warned in a tone that didn't tolerate any arguing.
"Listen up bitch if you won't teach him to respect his parent than I will!" snapped Inuyasha.
"And I better teach you that I hate it when you call me a bitch I don't care what kind of word you use but DON'T use THAT word for me!" came the reply from Kagome.
"I call you whatever I want woman and face it you're a dog and that makes you a bitch!"
"Who doesn't like being called one or would you prefer it if I'd call you boar?"
"Then call me boar it doesn't make a difference!"
Izayoi decided to retreat to her room knowing that this can take a while. /Grown ups are so strange one second they are kissing the next they are fighting./ the little girl reached her room but decided to move on to his brother's by now he probably used some magic to make it sound proof.
"Inuyasha this is my last warning stop calling me bitch!" roared Kagome.
Some distance away in the human village Kaede gave out a sigh and took another sip out of her tea. "This'll probably take a while. Wonder what the fuss is about this time."
"Shut up bitch I can call you whatever I want!" after saying this Inuyasha barely had enough time to dodge Kagome's hand. "Hey I thought this is supposed to be a word-fight woman!"
"I just changed my mind husband!"
"That's it woman you asked for thins! And I won't back up till you admit that I'm the boss!" yelled Inuyasha leaping onto Kagome trying to grab her hands. However the female dog was too quick and escaped from Inuyasha's clutches. "Come back here woman you're not going anywhere!" he yelled after Kagome.
"When was the last time I let you win without a fight?" she asked.
"So you still didn't learn it!" yelled Inuyasha while diving onto Kagome. Who once again dodged the attack.
"Learn what husband?"
"That the only thing that you can use to stop me is the rosary and since you don't have that..." this time Kagome couldn't get away in time and Inuyasha successfully pinned her to the ground. "... you have nothing that can stop me." Kagome answered by growling back. Inuyasha knew too well that the immediate second he lets her hands go she'll try a counter attack and decided to use his secret Kagome calming method.
He brought her hands above her head and to her ear Kagome gave out even a louder growl and tried to free herself, but it was no use. "You know what will happen now if I get free?" she asked.
"But that won't happen." answered Inuyasha while starting to rub her ears.
"Inuyasha cut it out!" warned Kagome while trying to hold back a purr.
"Oh why should I?"
"Because I'll be awfully mad at you!" came the answer along with a growl but somehow that growl was more like a repressed purr.
"You already are so do you have a better idea."
Inuyasha I warn you the last time if you..." at this point Kagome couldn't take it anymore and surrendered herself to the sensation that she was receiving from her husband's hands and stared to purr openly.
"So mate do you give up?" asked Inuyasha with a smirk.
"Never!" answered Kagome once again trying to get a grip on herself.
As an answer Inuyasha started to rub her ears even harder soon he had to fend off another attempt of Kagome to regain freedom. /Come on woman just give up is that so hard/ asked Inuyasha from himself. Kagome listened in and this broke her defence.
"All right Inuyasha you win I give up!" with that she stopped struggling and surrendered herself to the sensation. A huge grin appeared on Inuyasha's face and he slowly released his hold on Kagome's hands and moved off of her while continuing to massage her ears. Kagome however remained on her back and looked away from him.
"Do you know how humiliating this is for me?" she asked.
Inuyasha's happy grin immediately disappeared. And he lowered his ears in shame "I'm sorry Kagome you know..."
"That you love me." she finished "I know that dearest I love you too." When he heard this the goofy smile appeared on Inuyasha's face again, but he didn't do anything else. Several minutes passed without anything happening the only sound that could be heard was Kagome's purring. Finally Kagome decided to ask. "Inuyasha can I get up now? The floor is hard!"
"Oh sorry Kagome!" with that Inuyasha picked her up and laid her in his lap. "Better?" he asked and started to rub her ears again.
"Uh-huh!" was Kagome's only reply while letting herself fall back into ecstasy.
End of Flashback
Inuyasha once again started to rub her ears but a low growl was the only thing that came from Kagome as a response. /There has to be some way to bring her back/
"Maybe then you could shock her with something." suggested Akane.
Inuyasha though about the idea for a few seconds and he soon found a way the only problem was well it was an idea the usually popes out of Miroku's brain. /She'll kill me for it but this is the best thing I can do without hurting her... but she for sure WILL hurt me/ "Could you two go out for a sec." He said turning to the humans.
Inuyasha's plan worked... a few seconds later"INUYASHA YOU PERVERT!" roared Kagome while putting her husband into lower Earth orbit. After that she jumped up and started to gather things that she thought to need for a longer trip with the goal to find her daughter in the corridor everyone calmed down when hearing her roar that was followed by the sound of a youkai leaving the house trough the roof.
/Boy I think I have to rewrite my side note about Kagome she's nice but bugging her can cause a really early death./
Within the next hour Kagome was packed and ready to go "Come on Inuyasha move it! We have to find Izayoi!" she yelled to her husband who by now already scouted the entire area around the city with the help of Sesshoumaru and Karom.
"Kagome could you wait just one second Akane still needs to pack her stuff." interrupted Ranma from his fiancée's window. "And we'd prefer if we would be married by the next time we go risk our lives." he continued in a tone low enough that only the demons can hear. However by now it was too late Nabiki listened in on his latest conversation with Akane and already left the Tendo home to earn some money.
Kagome growled when hearing Ranma's words she didn't care about "You two can get m..." Kagome couldn't finish because Ranma jumped out on the window and blocked the youkai's mouth just in time. He soon received a growl from Inuyasha and released his hold on the female dog.
"Hey if I didn't stop her she would have blabbed it all out!" Ranma defended.
"It's ok Inuyasha it was my fault." said Kagome turning to her husband. She jumped into Akane's room.
"Hey what are you doing?" yelled Akane seconds later she came out flying followed by her backpack.
"Get going! It won't be one of those fairytale weddings so you can take less time!" Kagome remarked while jumping back out.
"My mate's right lets get going!" agreed Inuyasha.
Akane was mad, but she had to admit that in Kagome's place she would have already destroyed the entire Tendo compound, and the demon even give them half an hour. "Sorry I just want to look good for Ranma." she said.
"Y...you always l...l...look good." stammered Ranma while blushing furiously.
Akane was surprised to say the least she never thought that Ranma would be able to give her compliments without being forced by something. She also turned red and took his hand into hers. The two looked into each other's eyes and started to get closer, their lips almost touched when there were two things that stopped them before they could end what they started.
"They finally realized that they are meant to be together!" yelled Soun Tendo "Oh! Happy day!"
-It was about time son!- agreed Panda-Genma's sign.
"Are you two sane?" yelled Kagome "You can mate all you want but first we have to find Izayoi!"
The two humans jumped apart faster than lightning "We didn't do anything! We swear!" but by that time it was too later and the two fathers already had two sets of certain clothes in their hands.
"I can't believe it finally the schools will be united!" whined Soun while moving towards Akane with a bride's dress in his hands. "I wish you a happy life with many children."
-The same!- was the comment from Genma while he moved in on Ranma with a suit. But he and his friend also stopped when they received several glares that had only one message, they tried to run, but their children and the two demons were quicker. The garden was filled with the sound of two fathers getting beaten up mixed with cried for mercy when a small cat jumped on the top of the fence followed by another one with two tails. The first cat started to transform into a human while the other jumped onto the first one's lap once he was fully transformed.
"Guys you can kill them later we have more important things to do!" he said the fight immediately stopped.
"Could you find out anything about Izayoi?" asked Kagome hopefully.
"I talked to practically every cat in leading position within town but the only thing that I could find out was that some of them saw some dragon like creatures flying south three days ago... and that many of them are in desperate need of a good lesson in manners."
"In other words the same as with the dogs?" remarked Inuyasha. "By the way where's that scumbag of brother of mine?"
"Why did you call me?" asked Sesshoumaru who just arrived back from scouting.
"I called you a scumbag!" replied Inuyasha.
"Little bother you may have found a way to become a full blooded demon but I can still beat you so better learn when your place is." came the cold warning. Inuyasha was about to reply when he hear a low growl from Kagome signalling that she's slowly getting irritated.
Ten minutes later the group was at one of the local shrines minus two fathers who were laying on the ground back at the Tendo's because of major injuries. And before they even had the chance to enter the temple the first of the people against the wedding charged forward. It was Kuno.
"How dare you, you foul sorcerer I Tatewaki Kuno will not allow this wedding to take place I will not allow it! This wedding is a disgrace to man kind and it has to be st..." by this time Kagome couldn't take it anymore and sent the lunatic on a nice long trip across the air.
"You two go in and get this over with quickly and we'll look out so that nobody disturbs you ok?" she asked turning to Akane.
"I'll also go in and thro out anybody who isn't wanted!" interrupted Kirara.
Somehow the priest agreed to have the wedding without having half dozen of his friends around. The demons quickly took up their positions and soon they saw an entire onslaught of human's climbing the steps of the shrine. A large part of the hentai horde along with Kodachi, Shampoo and a girl in a wedding kimono along with her father they probably just found Ranma. Not far behind them Kuno once again was charging upwards while yelling some quote.
"Don't forget boys no killing and no maiming understood!" declared Kagome.
"Yeah you told us a dozen times don't worry we won't kill them." they replied not so happily, and Karom even gave out a little groan while putting his word back into it's sheath.
The arms of human's soon reached the top of the stairs Kagome decided to talk with the unlucky fiancée and her father while the other demons were busy kicking the rest of the humans back down. "But don't you understand Ranma will never marry your daughter, Genma has engaged him to so many girls that as far as he's concerned all the engagements made by his father are void."
"I don't care there will be a wedding today but he'll be marrying my daughter." Answered the man half yelling.
"Then you better pick a number because there are several girls here who have the same right to marry him as your daughter in fact the bride is also one of them." answered the demon however the father of the girl didn't listen and tried to get passed Kagome but the demon stopped him.
"I warn you my friend inside will throw you out without even asking if you enter, and she won't be that gentle."
"Try to find a better lie to keep me out of that temple!" answered the man and started to run towards the entrance, and his daughter followed. "Run inside!" he instructed the girl who obviously obeyed.
"I can't believe that girls like that still exist!" mumbled Kagome while grabbing the girl, but she couldn't stop the father. "Hey there's a demon cat guarding the door she'll kick... -WHAM- ...knock you out before you can enter." Kagome screamed the first part, but after Kirara's interception she returned to mumbling.
The bride in her arms was still trying to get in and finally Kagome had enough. "Would you stop it already Kirara won't handle you easier just because you're a girl heck it's possible that she'll be even harder on you." Kagome continued to reason but the girl just couldn't get the message. "Sesshoumaru!" seconds later the lord appeared at her side and toughed the human's neck that immediately went limp. "Thanks!" said the female dog and moved in on some of the hentai horde.
Inside Akane was blushing furiously while Ranma was reading the words of commitment, a loud bang came from the entrance somehow Kuno and Kodachi managed to get through the defence. "Not those two!" mumbled Akane while putting down her fan and creating her mallet. "I Tatewaki Kuno/ How dare you steal my Ranma sweet-ums I..." the two however didn't have the chance to finish their speech because their skulls were introduced to Akane's war hammer. The girl smiled at his handy work and turned back to the ceremony, and took one of the nuptial cups from the priest.
Outside the place looked like a war-zone with fallen humans everywhere one of them tried to make a run for the shrine but he was intercepted by Inuyasha's fist, another one used the chance and laft the shrine grounds not wanting to get further beating.
A few minutes later Ranma and Akane exited the temple with happy faces, the view that greeted them was not the most beautiful in the world, but considering that they couldn't stand the people who were beaten it was one of the most beautiful one they could think of. "I guess it was a good idea to have Kagome and the others around." remarked Akane.
When Ranma didn't answer she turned her head to him and the body used this chance to move in on her lips, but they couldn't get down to the kissing part because they both felt a strong pull on their ears.
"You can do that later we have to find Izayoi!" yelled Kagome.