HIYA EVERYONE'S! I JUST HAD SUGAR, WENT TO MY VERY FIRST DANCE, AND BOY AM I HYPER!
Everyone: -sweatdrop-
SHUTUP!
Jason: Shouldn't you apologize for being gone so long?
Oh right. SO SORRY FOR BEING GONE! BLAME GOES TO MY SCHOOL OR MY DANCE OR ME BEING SICK! BUT PLEASE NOT THE DANCE CAUSE IT WAS FUN!
Jason: -sweatdrop- Good enough.
And I'd like to introduce my new muses, Jason, Brady, and Daniel!
Jason, Brady, and Daniel: -waves-
QUIET MUSES!
Daniel: This is the thanks we get for being here!
Brady: I was bribed!
Jason: She said I would get unlimited rule over corn! And because I was good at breakdancing!
Daniel and Brady: ' –sweatdrop-
I SAID QUIET! Anyways….SHOUT OUT!
Morte Giver: I hope you like this chappie! Thank you for the idea on who should Wufei be with! SANDROCK COOKIE AND DUO PARTY BLAST COOKIE! –throws cookies to Morte- (Duo: -grins sinisterly- Meh: What did you do to the cookie? –glares suspisciously- Duo: Uhm…Heh heh…-disappears-)
(Oh and BTW, all who think that Wufei should be paired up with Masaya(courtesy of Morte Giver) PLEASE vote!)
Sockpup: Hoo boy…-sighs- Well what can I say? Hm….First off, the medium of this story is an anime. Animation. So anything goes because technically, IT DOESN'T EXIST. (I think it's real cause it's how I often think. .'') It's just a piece of finely created animated art for all to enjoy and become engrossed in. No one in this anime actually exists. Sure the names might be real, e.g. someone in Japan might be named Heero, and then someone has the name Barton. Like Mischa Barton. Also, there are many people out there in the Gundam Wing/AC universe or fandom, that hate Relena and often ignore Wufei. (GOMEN WUFEI FANS!) So in their stories if they have discovered they may bash Relena, and kill off Wufei. FOR KAMI-SAMA'S SAKE! THAT'S THE POINT OF IT BEING FANFICTION! FICTION CREATED BY FANS FOR FANS TO SHOW WHAT THEY THINK AND HOW THEY THINK THINGS SHOULD BE FOR THE CHARACTERS OF WHATEVER THE SHOW IS! MY GOD, IT'S A DIVERSE REALITY!
And, about the POV changing, I'll admit I was a bit tense about doing that but people thought it was okay so that's how I chose to put it. I mean, at least I labled who's POV it was changing to. And if it's all in one POV it sort of get kind of boring. But that doesn't count for all stories but some variety every once in a while couldn't hurt. And now about the Wufei case. I wasn't really aware that 'kisama' was a japanese word but it did sound like one though…(Jason: -hits me with brick- THEN WHY DID YOU PUT IT! Meh: I dunno really..) And besides, in some stories I've read, the authors or authoresses made him say that when Duo did something, and I thought that it really sounded like something Wufei would say. I'll also admit that maybe I splurged on Wufei saying injustice too much but it's just that I've read SO MANY stories that had Wufei saying injustice like 3-6 times in one chapter! Same thing goes for the 'woman' or 'onna' thing.
And this last paragraph is for everything else! Ma'am or sir, I am prepared to take any constructive criticsim, but that's so you're well aware. As for who would read my ill planned, badly written, and lacking in punctuation story? Have you read the rest of the review record for this story? Just so you know, chibihitomi is rearing to tear your heart out. And besides, you've read this story! If you don't like my story, then why do you read it? Are you going to read every story that interests you then criticize it? And for what purpose? To help everyone be as 'perfect' as possible? Your opinion is just but one opinion and I'm guessing you'll get your buddies to back you up on your theory about my story and probably flame my story into oblivion but I don't care. If this is how I like to write my story, then so be it. I get better with every story I read and with age too. And lastly, if you don't like my story, DON'T READ IT. -runs away-
chibihitomi: I know you're reading this, so I thought I'd mention you! FLUFFY QUATRE AND TROWA YAOI COOKIE! -throws cookie to chibihitomi-
Warnings: LONG CHAPPIE! Oh wait that's for me…. . '
R&R…I have one rule…NO FLAMES! PLEASE! I BEG OF YOU! Some baka, yet I highly respect him or her to some point, flamed me and…and….T.T Onegai…Aiyah…-whips out hankie and blows- Any flames I manage to get anyways will be laughed at and disreguarded!
Here I go! ' Relena, Dorothy, Sally, Middie, and Hilde bashing returns! XD
I need an aspirin for every Relena and etc on earth…(Kish's POV)
So after we cleaned up, we decided to go outside. Which was pretty fun except for one thing.
Relena and her posse of annoying FREAKS were coming up the hill. And she practically ATTACKED Heero in the middle of our perfectly good football game.
And my team was winning.
"Oh HEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
He made a disgusted face as she clung to his arm, and would most likely stay there for all eternity.
If it weren't for good ol' Tenshi, who took the liberty of prying Miss. Prissy Pinky Princess off.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEERROOOOOOO! Make this wench let me go!" She screamed.
Tenshi dropped her straight on her butt. I personally think she should have dropped her on her head because my hypothesis is that Relena was dropped on her head as a baby which caused her to be a crazy stalker. Maybe dropping her the same way would negate the effect.
Heh heh….Hypothesis…Funny…Hee hee hee…Hypothesis? Hypothesis. HYPOTHESIS! XD
Middie and the rest of the irritating kisamas came over to console Relena, who's fancy new skirt was ruined.
Fancy Shmancy. My GAWD! It was just a simple dirt stain!
Relena stood up and looked Tenshi straight in the eye.
Boy do I want to see this….
(Tenshi's POV)
Great….I have Ms. I'm-gonna-overtake-Heero-and-marry-him-in-a-most-likely-overly-pink-dress in my face.
I think I'm blinded by that decorative pink bow in her hair.
"What gives you that right to drop me like that! My new skirt is ruined! Did you hear that! RUINED!"
I looked at her nonchalantly and replied, "I couldn't care less."
Her eyes bulged like I had just swore strings of profanities out loud.
I think her IQ increased by some points.
"YOU…COULDN'T…CARE…LESS!" She repeated.
"That would be correct."
She puffed up with anger. And then yelled in my face so hard and so close that she got spit on me.
I hope whatever she's going through isn't contagious.
"HOW COULD YOU NOT CARE! THIS SKIRT COST ME 230 DOLLARS!"
I just blinked. "Really now? I just thought you got it from the thrift store."
Relena and her posse gasped. "HOW DARE YOU! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I'M VICE FOREIGN MINISTER!"
I heard Kish whisper to Shinakya, "Boy! I wonder how people are fairing under HER rule!"
She pointed a big fat finger at Kish. "I HEARD THAT!"
Kish looked at her and shrugged. "So? Someone was bound to ask that question eventually."
Relena furiously opened her mouth to say something but closed it and turned around.
Middie went up. "Leave Relena alone. You're just some street rat wannabes."
Masaya laughed ruefully, "Yeah! Like I'd want to be some Vice Foreign Minister with half-a-brain and an unhealthy obsession with pink. Not to mention a mental disorder!"
Kish and Duo couldn't help but laugh. Maeko and Quatre supressed their giggles. I forced back a chuckle and settled for a smirk. So did Heero, Trowa, Wufei, and Shinakya.
(Normal POV)
Middie and Relena and pretty much everyone else in that little group were shocked.
Sally went up to Masaya, "We need to talk."
Masaya quirked an eyebrow and shrugged, "What's there to talk about? Oh I know! How about what medications you need to take?"
Sally's face reddened with anger, "I'll have you know that I am a licensed doctor!"
Masaya just smirked back, "Then I guess you should already know that tranquilizers and a daily trip to the Crazy People Yet Got A License As A Doctor Anyways House is at the top of your list!"
Sally then acted on impulse. She backhanded Masaya in the face.
Masaya was shocked then dragged Sally over to a spot.
The other people in Sally's posse made to go over but the other girls stopped them.
"Sorry but.." "…." "You have to…" "Deal with us first!" Kish finished.
Dorothy took on Maeko, Relena took on Tenshi, Hilde took on Kish, and Middie took on Shinakya.
(Maeko and Dorothy's Catfight)
"Good fight?" Maeko asked, extending her hand out. Dorothy glared and spit on the ground next to her. "There's no chivalry in war."
Maeko glared back. "War lover."
Dorothy smirked, "Better than a peace lover. Hippie!"
Maeko said nothing as she tackled Dorothy.
Soon she had the war lover in a deadly headlock. "Who's the hippie now?" She asked while menacingly pulling on Dorothy's hair.
"OWWW! LET GO OF ME YOU HARPY!"
(Kish's and Hilde's Catfight)
"Hey jerk! Are you gonna fight or just stare!" Hilde yelled.
Kish glared back but slowly morphed that into a smirk. "You know….Duo has the best boxers."
Hilde turned the deepest shade of red possible. "H-How would you know?"
"Oh I hang out with him. We had a LOT of fun, if you know what I mean…." She winked for effect.
Hilde just got redder by the minute. "How f-far did you get?"
"Let me think….We got first base, then there was second, and well….Hm..I think almost all the way!"
Hilde's jaw-dropped. "How dare you….VIOLATE THE PRIVACY OF MY PRECIOUS DUO!" She got so jealous that she knocked Kish down and started pulling her hair mercilessly.
Kish responded to the attack by pulling Hilde's hair back.
(Middie's and Shinakya's Staredown)
The two just stood there staring each other down, neither blinking.
They continued to stare while Middie spoke, "This can't last forever."
Shinakya raised an eyebrow, "What can't?"
Middie took a step at a time, "One: This staredown, two:your total disrespect for Relena."
Shina stood her ground, "This could last if we tried. I couldn't care less about that Pink Posh bit of Trash." Shina's enemy seemed shocked, but continued to advance towards her. "Hmph. Whatever you do, keep your hands off MY Trowa."
"Too late for that."
That stopped Middie right in her tracks. "What…D-Do you mean?"
Shina just smiled slyly.
Middie stood there frozen. "Y-You couldn't have…He would n-never let you…D-D-Do that w-would he?"
She just laughed nervously.
"Try to be happy for us."
"No. Never. DIE!" Middie picked up a large piece of wood and swung it at Shinakya, who jumped swiftly and deflected the attack back. Middie got so aggrivated that she started slapping Shina silly. Shina could only dodge so many, so she got hit some of the time.
"LEAVE TROWA ALONE!"
"YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE!"
(Tenshi's and Relena's Whatever it Is….)
"Oh Ms. Pinky Princess! The Pink-mobile you ordered is here! Would you like more pink stuff with it?"
Relena's hand twitched as Tenshi said 'pink'.
"What did you call me!"
"Ms.Pinky Princess."
Relena glared. "Pink? What's wrong with it?"
"Pink this…Pink that…Pink today and everyday!"
"If you tease me about the color pink again I'll…"
Tenshi twirled around in a circle, "Excuse me miss, but would you like more pink with that shake?"
Relena was either red with three of the folowing choices: anger, embarrassment, and well…anger! (My guess is all three! XD)
"Heero Servant."
Tenshi glared. "Heero Lover."
"Heero Lackey."
"Heero Stalker."
"Heero Follower."
Tenshi brought her pointer finger to her chin in a thoughtful manner. "No….That's all you pretty much."
Relena shook her head vigurously, "Nu-uh! Nu-uh!"
Tenshi smirked, "So you don't like Heero?"
Missy Pinky Prissy Princess didn't retort but blushed bright red in an attempt to catch her words. "I…Yes…I…Mean.."
Tenshi feigned shock, "I thought that you and him had something special! I guess I'll make my move then…"
Relena's eyes glared venomously in response.
Tenshi sighed, "How about this, we'll settle this at the Winner Mansion. We both have three weeks to make some music videos. At least three. Deal?"
Ms.Posh Pink and Prissy stood her ground, thinking the deal over. "Deal."
Tenshi smirked, "Get ready to lose kisama."
"Whatever." Relena snapped her fingers and her posse was at her side. "See ya in three weeks." And then they left. The rest of the angels came by to Tenshi's side. "So what's up?" Kish asked. "Meeting. My room. Leave the guys out."
The Guardians nodded.
(In Tenshi's room: Normal POV)
The angels sat in two rows of three and uhm…two. Tenshi, Shinakya, and Masaya facing Kish, Maeko.
"So what's up?" Masaya asked, putting her arms behind her head and leaning against the wall. Tenshi slumped for a bit then sat up straight. "We have to make some music videos. I made a deal with Relena." Her eyes narrowed for the next line. "We settle this now."
The rest of the girls nodded in agreement.
Shinakya spoke up, "Before that," She stared at Tenshi. "Care to explain about yourself?"
Tenshi looked momentarily phased before continuing. She ran a hand through her silver-blue hair. "Hoo boy…I hope I don't get in trouble for this…"
She glanced at the rest of girls. She smirked. "Maybe I won't…" She stared slyly. "So what's up…Angels."
"ITAI!" Kish yelled out and fell over.
Masaya glared, "How w-would you know about that!" Her stuttering did not go unoticed. She glanced back at Kish. "BAKA! Your wings!"
Kish yelped in surprise. "AAAAAAAAAACK!" She pushed her wings in and looked innocently at Tenshi. "Uh…Heh heh..Wings? What wings? I don't see any wings…"
Maeko sighed and rubbed her temple to prevent an oncoming migrane. "Kish…."
Tenshi gave off a slop-sided grin. "I wasn't that sure at first, so until just now…I thought I was alone."
Shinakya quirked an eyebrow. "So I presume you are one too."
"Got that right."
Shina smirked. "There's nothing left to discuss." She looked up at the ceiling. "We should get working."
Kish frowned, "Where are going to record it?" Maeko grinned, "Quatre-sama has a recording studio! I bet we can use it!"
The strawberry angel squealed with delight. "YAY! Now we can get rolling!"
"THE ANTI-RELENA FORCE FOUR!"
"Nani!"
"Er….FIVE!"
TBC…..
Hee hee hee….Jason you lost the bet!
Brady: What bet?
Meh: I bet that I would make at least ONE authoress' comment in the story! He bet other wise and LOST! –laughing loudly-
Jason: -grumbles- Shut up!
Daniel: -appears in Spiderman costume- What was bet?
Meh and Jason: One dare.
Daniel and Brady: O.O' What!
Meh: One dare, that you automatically have to do without hesitation and no matter how silly or stupid it really is.
Daniel and Brady: Oooooooooohh…
Jason: Shut up! –cringes- So what do I have to do?
Meh: -thinks fer awhile- I got it!
Jason: ……..?
Meh: BREAKDANCE! .
Jason: WTH! WHY!
Daniel: 6 punctuation marks and 6 letters…I WIN!
Brady: YOU'RE JUST LUCKY THIS TIME! –hands Daniel $10-
Meh: -crosses arms- 'Cuz I said so.
Daniel: 2 punctuation marks and 10 letters…I WIN AGAIN!
Brady: Second time's the charm… -grumbles and hands Daniel another $10-
Daniel: I'm RICH! –insert happy dance here-
Jason: -groans and gets on the ground-
Bystanders: -forms a circle around Jason-
Alana: Woah, Jason's breakdancing again!
Judy: GO JASON!
Jason: -starts breakdancing-
Meh: YAY! –notices the crowd liking it too- HEY! IT COSTS 10 BUCKS TO SEE THE BREAKDANCING OBAASAN! –gets showered with money- . HEH HEH! BAI! R&R! NO FLAMIES! BAIBAI!