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Finally another chapter finished it's strange almost two years have passed since I finished the first chapter of Halfdemons and now the sequel of the story is almost finished along with the storyline there are about four chapters left and then it's over with this story. It kinda feels weird I just hope that I'll be able to bring out the same out of the "Without the well." Of course I hope it'll turn out better. Thank you for reviewing and enjoy the fic.
Dark Inu Fan: To tell you the truth the idea with the "Eat me!" did came from MIB the film is one of my favourites.
Chapter: 34 Bathhouse mayhemAfter several hours of researching Kagome and Inuyasha decided to head back to the Tendo's place, Kagome could hardly await to get into the bathtub when they arrived she immediately grabbed a towel and raced to the bathroom, but when she opened the door she saw that its not in the best state to put it better it isn't in any state it's destroyed.
She gave out a groan while turning around. /No matter how I put it but I STINK! So as much as I hate it, public bath here I come./ "Inuyasha how much money do we have left?" she yelled.
Soon, Akane, and Nabiki joined her along with two of Nabiki's friends, a reluctant Inuyasha and Ranma who were forced to come along, they had the honourable task of keeping Happosai in check who of course was more interested in what he can see than getting cleaned. Inuyasha groaned when he learned that he can't stay with Kagome but he knew how much she puts on being clean and with the years sleeping with her by his side sleeping without her became very uncomfortable if not impossible for him so he decided to avoid killing.
When he Ranma and Happosai entered the men's side of the bath youkai didn't really care about the old geezer what could the old fart do in a place like this. He dived head on into the warm water for a good soak not caring about the perverted martial arts master who was playing with his bath-toys.
"Come on human what could the old lecher do?" asked the male dog relaxing in the warm water.
"You can't even imagine what the old goat can do at a place like this." answered Ranma.
"Really what can he do the only way to the woman's side is jumping over that wall and if he would try we could stop him easily."
"That's what you think!" answered Ranma while grabbing Happosai's snorkel before that could get to close to the wall. The old man simply pulled out his spare one and moved on Ranma didn't notice this and the perverted old man quietly moved to the wall, and started to climb up making sure that he's out of his guards' site.
But too son Ranma started to get suspicious. "Hey how long is he going to stand down there?" he asked from Inuyasha.
"Beats me!" that answered turning his head to the side and seeing Happosai as he was busy climbing the wall. He let out a low grown and Ranma also turned into the right direction to see the old man.
On the other side the girls were also soaking, Kagome just finished bathing and eased herself into the water. "Do you think that it's a bit daring to only wear a towel with Happosai on the other side?" asked Akane from the demoness.
"Ah don't worry I have my ways to take care of perverts!" answered Kagome.
"Besides you know that Happosai stole all our bathing suits, it was a good thing that I could borrow these two." interrupted Nabiki.
"You could have borrowed a third one!" answered Akane in an angry tone.
"Come on little sis why are you so cranky I said I'm sorry I thought you only married Ranma because of our father's constant pressuring and I wanted to make sure that you have a happy life." defended the mercenary girl.
"For that "help" you received money!"
"What it was a good way to get the money for the repair bills."
"Why Nabiki I..."
"Hey no fighting girls!" interrupted Kagome.
"Just chill Mrs. Dog I'm sure Akane won't hit me." answered Nabiki while climbing to the top of the wall to look over to the men's side and to turn Happosai's lech-o-meter to maximum. "Hi guys!" she said.
In the same second a there was a loud bang as a human and a demon imbedded Happosai's head into the thick brick wall between the two sides of the bath. Several cracks appeared on it but it remained standing.
"What's up guys?" asked Nabiki.
"Ah the pervert just tried to get over to your side that's all." answered Ranma while pulling his fist out of the back of Happosai's head.
Not even five minutes passed and Happosai was at it again. This time he decided to use one of the classics. "Hey kid I think the goat didn't get enough!" warned Inuyasha.
"On it!" answered Ranma but didn't move a bit. Happosai jumped but came in contact with something solid just before he dot high enough to see the other side andhe fell down like a rock instead of flying over the wall and landed in the pool. He couldn't even imagine what was stopping him, he tried again and once again he had hit his head hard. "What's wrong gramps never heard about barriers before did ya?" asked Ranma. "Would you look after him? If I'm already here I might as well get cleaned."
"Ok kid!" answered Inuyasha.
Ranma proceeded with the normal task of washing himself but all too soon Happosai got too close to his back for his liking. "Wanna help me scrub your back?" asked Happosai from him.
"No way do you think I'm stupid?"
"So you say that I'm going to splash you with water from behind?" asked the old man.
"Jep!" answered Ranma.
"Then I'll splash you from the front!" answered Happosai but he soon found out that he can't because Ranma removed the tap that belonged to the cold water.
"Do you think I'm stupid or something to fall for that old gag?" asked the boyin a mocking tone.
The old lecher jumped to the nearest cold water tap that was functioning and opened it directing the cold water at Ranma with his hand, this time he was victorious and the male section had the pleasure to enjoy the sight of a fuming Ranma-chan. "I pretty much think you're that stupid." remarked the old man.
"Why you little pervert!" she yelled trying to hit Happosai but he dodged him easily. "Get back here you pervert so I can KILL YOU."
"They are at it again!" remarked Akane.
"I can't overhear it." answered Kagome nut much after the sound of porcelain and glass braking and a certain pervert's laugh filled the air.
"This is nothing you should see when they really start it!" remarked Nabiki.
"You just keep quiet!" warned Akane.
Seconds later Happosai raced over the wall with Ranma on his tail. "Get back here you pervert!" sheyelled.
Kagome wrapped her towel tightly around her body tying it as hard as she could, before moving out of the water. Inuyasha also jumped over the wall to get the lecher and the part time girl back over to the males' side but an onslaught of bathing supplies forced him back.
"Get back here you old goat!" yelled Ranma while chasing Happosai. Screams could be heard from everywhere around and women were trying to cover their most intimate parts.
Kagome sighed shaking her head "Instead of screaming you should throw them back!" she murmured. "And they say women were easy to frighten and oversensitive inMY era."
Happosai was once again busy throwing buckets at Ranma who was busy dodging them, then she received one right into her face, the impact had sent her on a long trip across the air and into the pool. In the last second however she gained enough consciousness to use her miko powers and stop herself from falling into the hot water.
Happosai was pretty much surprised by this but seconds later his surprise turned to anger. /Ranma! How dare you train under another master!./ he thought while running towards Akane. The poor girl didn't even know what's going on when the top of her bikini was removed, but Ranma knew too well.
The sight of Akane's breasts made him loose his concentration for a few seconds, but this wasn't enough for him to fall into the warm water. Ranma was grateful for that, she couldn't imagine that getting intimate with Akane can give him such a benefit if this would have happened before she was with her she would have surely landed in the water but she still got the nosebleed.
As for Happosai Akane got hold of him and after retrieving the upper part of her bathing suit she threw him over to the correct side where he had a little chat with the tiles on the wall and broke several of them in the process.
Ranma relaxed after the danger was over and moved his body in the air so he won't be above the water. "As for you!" said Kagome causing Ranma to tense up again. The female youkai was holding a basin full of water, she lifted it above Ranma's head, of course the boy immediately grabbed it so she won't be able to pour it over her head and trigger her curse.
Kagome was waiting for this she let go of the wooden basin and threw Ranma over the wall before that could do anything. The martial artist landed or rather impacted only a few inches from Happosai's impact point. Luckily by now the pervert fell down after finishing his conversation with the wall. The washbowl came into contact with the wall first, then came Ranma's head she broke through the basin's bottom and came into contact with the warm water so when he fell down she was already a boy again.
Too bad that he landed in a bowl that was filled with cold water. Then she saw Happosai who made a head on dive into the water with Inuyasha on his tail of course he followed.
The perverted freak broke a hole into the wall under water level and made his way to the woman's side. Once again he had a snorkel what ensured him that he can enjoy the beautiful bodies for a long time. Soon Inuyasha followed not knowing that he's moving into dangerous territory, or at least he would have followed, but he couldn't because the opening was too small for his body.
He kept struggling but he couldn't get loose then he received a push from Ranma who was also desperately trying to stop Happosai and it worked and they both entered the lion's mouth. Unknown to them with their move a couple more cracks appeared on the wall between female and male side.
(I don't know if this phrase (Enter the lion's mouth) exists this way in English so if I'm not correct them please inform me.)
Both were desperately trying to find Happosai before the run out of air Inuyasha wasn't too lucky he came across a pair of very familiar legs when he lifted his head he couldn't have been more relieved when he saw that the girl's body was completely covered, the towel was tightly wrapped around it's wearer and so he could clearly make out the girl's formand somehow the form of that body was familiar.
Then he saw the familiar birth-mark on the girl's thigh /O...o... this girl isn't a girl she's a woman, my woman/ Meanwhile Kagome noticed the black spot that has been next to her for quite some time she leaned under water pulling the headband that has been keeping her ears out of sight down.
There was no need for words Inuyasha knew that he's in trouble when he saw her leaning down looking directly at him, and the position of her ears and her face told the rest.
As for Ranma he soon had the joy to learn that Happosai has invented an underwater version of his fire fists that didn't need fire to ignite but water. The blast threw him out into the air where Akane easily spotted him. The boy tried to explain but considering the situation there was not much time for him to explain before he was sent back by his wife who had assistance from several other females.
Kagome let out a growl with her head still under water. Many girls turned to her with questioning eyes when they heard the strange growl like sound coming from underneath the surface and some of them grabbed their towels fearing that it's another pervert.
Inuyasha turned around and desperately tried to reach the other side but it was not use. Kagome lifted him out of the water and threw him to the other side, the only little problem was that her aim was off and Inuyasha bounced against the top of the wall before he flew over to the men's side, and so the poor wall received another load of cracks.
Happosai almost got away, but only almost as he sneaked out of the water to get a better hiding spot buthe forgot about Kagome's nose within second she found him and once more he had the chance to meet the tiles.
After this things calmed down a bit and Inuyasha got comfortable right next to the opening between the two sides to make sure that the perverted old man can't get through. While Ranma kept a close eye on him, not even five minutes passed and Happosai decided to pull something new. He managed to get out of Ranma's sight and get a bowl of cold water Inuyasha saw this but he didn't have time to warn the victim.
A cry of plain terror came out of Ranma's mouth when he received to load of cold water on his back. "That's it old man now I had it!" yelled the boy-girl while trying to punch the old freak that dodged and landed right in front of Ranma's other hand.
"You really think that I'm stupid and won't sooner or later learn which way you'll dodge?" she asked, then she threw Happosai at the already battered wall with full force. The pervert went right through and landed between the girls, as for the wall the damage on it reached the critical point and it collapsed giving a good view of the women's side.
"The air was filled with screams as almost every female person was running towards the dressing rooms those who stayed were the Tendo sisters, Kagome, and two of Nabiki's friends and all of them were covered.
"Good one kid!" murmured Inuyasha while climbing out from underneath of the rubbish.
By the time Happosai came to all unclothed women left the room. Then he saw Kagome who only had a towel on "Hotcha! You're so sweet!" yelled Happosai, he jumped up with Kagome's boson in his aim. He was just about to reach the towel and tear it from the demoness when he received a shock literally.
"Do you really think I would run around here in a towel without having some defence against perverts?" asked the female dog Happosai could only moan to answer right now he was more similar to some burned food than a human.
Later that day the cleaner entered the huge bathroom, what he saw could be best described in two words chaos and destruction. Some incoherent sounds left his mouth and he didn't knew if he should scream or faint. Here wasn't a single basin or washbowl that remained in tact, the mirrors and were all broken and even the tiles on the walls were damaged and to make the sight perfect the wall that was supposed to part the room in two halves was now mot more than a pile of junk.