I'm back! .. With fresh side-notes from Samie! (Yay SAMIE!)

Disclaimer: I own nothing, those who sue will receive hate-mail & be tortured (w/Samie in the back-ground as eye-candy. SAMIE: "Yeah, I think you got it under control."

Me: "Hand me the sex-hook!" SAMIE: "Yes ma'am!" hands author dentist-teeth-scraping-hook-thingy Me: smiles evilly "Let's play!")

Warning: Yaoi, MPREG, OoC-ness, other stuff…heh…

REMEMBER: Seifer hasn't said anything about loving Squall or vise-versa! Poor Squall…hehhehheh.

"Squall, are you okay? Did she hurt you? If she did tell me! I'll-."

No. She didn't hurt me." That seemed to make Seifer calm down. "She's not sure if Selphie'll make it and-." I choked. I couldn't say it.

He raised an eyebrow. "And?" I turned away.

"Let's go." I swam off, he followed.

Back at the caverns I changed us back and led Seifer to a warm, dry 'room' where I kept clean towels. After we dried and dressed I walked into the Crystal Cavern, started a small fire, and sat on the vine-mat.

Seifer soon sat beside me. "What's wrong?" I bit my lip. /How am I supposed to tell him/ "Squall?" He's growling at me now; that's always a good sign. Not. "Tell me!"

"The night we – I – I conceived, and now I'm pregnant with your child." Seifer sat there starring at me with his mouth open as I starred into the fire.

/What the Hell is wrong with me! I'm just gonna go and blurt crap out. Stupid out-of-control hormones. /

Then Seifer crushed me to his chest. "I am so sorry Squall. I didn't think. It didn't cross my mind that you're a bearer."

"It's my fault. You only did what I wanted." I never removed my eyes from the fire.

"You could…you could always get rid of it." He said this meekly, as if afraid of my choice.

"No. I will keep this child." Seifer relaxed and squeezed me.

"I'm glad. And I'm not letting you do this alone. Move in with me." He had a smile in his voice.

"Laguna had to move back into the Presidential Palace over the weekend. The house is mine. If you want to live with me, you have to move in with me."

"Sounds fair, I guess. What about school?"

"I won't start showing until after graduation anyway. I'll finish." Seifer nodded and laid down. Bringing me with him.

"Nap time 'Mommy'." He smirked. I glared.

"Shut the Hell up." He laughed. A few minutes later we were both sound asleep.

Seifer and I both walked into 1st, still being the first ones there. I felt a bit tired after rushing to the house from the caverns, showering, Seifer going to his place to get clothes, me finding clothes, Seifer coming back to pick me up and then Seifer speeding to school.

"Well that was fun!" I sent him an annoyed look.

"No, it wasn't." He only grinned.

"I'm going to move in tonight, okay?"

"We sat down and Rinoa came in.

"Seifer! I thought you came in here." Then she let out this horribly-annoying giggle. I passed a note to Seifer under the table.

Now she's stalking you.

That's not funny.

Yes it is.

That was the third time she has asked me out!

She's starting to piss me off. It took a while before he responded.

Seriously?

Preg. Hormones. (SAMIE: Yeah sure…blame it on the one who can't defend itself…it's a baby bitch!)

Oh. Right. Slipped my mind.

I openly passed this one over the table.

Dumbass.

Rinoa glared at me so I flicked her off.

Her mouth dropped open.

I like your preg. attitude.

I told you she was pissing me off.

The bell rang.

"Alright class. Today is a free day! But I'm gonna turn the lights off so some of you can take a nap. Don't get too loud!"

I so love this teacher. I pulled out my laptop and signed onto a chat room. Seifer pulled out one as well and leaned over to see where I was.

LionHeartless: Logged on.

EllieEnchant: Logged on.

Firecrossswd: Logged on.

What up?

Hey El. Heads up, I'm preg.

SERIOUSLY!

Who's this?

Who are YOU?

This is Seifer

…

the father. Seifer, this is Ellone: my full-human adopted sister who lives in the pres. Palace.

Oh. Hi.

So YOU are responsible!

It was my fault.

Does it really matter?

Of course it does! Squall, come live with us! We'll take care of you!

WHAT! I will take care of him!

Rinoa's talking to you.

SO!

Her voice is annoying. Shut her up.

And who is this 'Rinoa'! Seifer, you are a man-whore! (SAMIE: porno music. crapped up drawing discont. Pole-dancing pic. May cause bloating, vomiting, fatigue, and diarriah. I'm SORRY SEIFER! I'll make it up to you! Me: apparently the pic is of Seifer being a pole-dancer…I don't see it.)

Seifer?

Did I miss anything?

Not really…What did she want?

To try to get me to go out w/her again.

I said 'no.' Again.

She looks pissed.

I think it was funny when you flicked her off.

I gotta go.

Bye.

EllieEnchant: Logged off.

LionHeartless: Logged off.

Firecrossswd: Logged off.

"I'm taking a nap." Seifer sent me a panicked look from looking at Rinoa. I smirked.

/Revenge is sweet. /

"That was cruel." Seifer said as he gave me lunch.

"Here she comes."

"Damnit!"

"I'll take care of her." He sent me a confused look.

"Seifer! Guess what! This girl, Tifa, I think invited me to her party Friday. Come with me!"

"Seifer and I are going to finish moving him in this weekend." She glared at me, but smiled at Seifer.

"Oh? Where are you moving?"

"Into my house." They both froze. It was kinda funny.

Life lesson #2: Don't mess with pregnant people.

"O-oh? You're going to be roommates? How…sweet." Rinoa was still trying to save some dignity, I guess.

"You could say that." I'm guessing that was Seifer's attempt to save her feelings.

"No. We're lovers." (SAMIE: Oh. Just come out and say it…"Yeah, he's the father of my child…" a little subtlety would be nice…) Rinoa choked on her Aquafina. I turned toward Seifer. "I'm going." He stood up with me.

"H-hey! Wait! I'm not done speaking to you Seifer!" Once again, I flicked her off and walked away.

"Squall? Are you alright?"

"Hum? Oh. Hello Ch. Trepe." Trepe fixed Seifer with a Look-of-Doom ™ as Selphie dubbed it.

"You mister." She poked him in the chest with every word. "Got him this way, and you BETTER treat him well! In fact, you BETTER spoil him, or else you will answer to ME!" (SAMIE: Excuse me coach? Seifer is the father of my child & I should be exempt from gym class. Coach: points door I'm not dealing w/this. Get outta my class. Go to Home Ec.)

He blinked. "Yes ma'am." Trepe smiled.

"Good. Squall, Edea sent me a message. She says that Selphie is getting better." Tears sparkled in Trepe's eyes as a wispy smile formed on her face. "You look tired. I'm gonna make this a freeday, so why don't you go take a nap?"

I simply nodded and led Seifer over to a set of bleachers that no one used. Upon reaching the top corner, Seifer laid my head on his thighs and brought out his laptop and played a rather sad-sounding piano song. (SAMIE: Elton John! 3 that guy! Me:…ummm no. The X theme-song…)

The last things I was aware of were Seifer's hand running through my hair and Ch. Trepe declaring today a free-day.

Then I was awakened by a rather annoying voice.

"Seifer. We need to talk." (SAMIE: Ouch. "We're having a moment here…breathless could you come back later?")

I kept my eyes closed, body relaxed, and breaths deep and slow to be able to seem asleep. This conversation would go much more smoothly if I wasn't an active part in it.

"I don't really think we do."

"Yes, we DO!" Rinoa growled out. I shifted 'in sleep' to make it seem like I really was asleep.

"Shush! You're going to wake him!" He sounded pissed.

"Look, Seifer. This relationship you have with…him," (SAMIE: he has a name bitch. Squall hotter-than-you Leonhart.) She paused before she said 'him'. /Bitch. , "it's not healthy. Come to the party with me Friday. Tifa told me she'd save a bedroom for me to use. So we can-." (SAMIE: HO! You 10cent, nasty, STD carrying HO.)

"I'd rather combust." That made me want to laugh.

"Excuse me, Rinoa was it? Please get away from Mr. Seifer and Mr. Squall Thank you!" Trepe sounded sickeningly sweet, as she does to everyone she doesn't like.

Rinoa 'humphed' and walked away allowing me to go back to sleep. (SAMIE & Me in unison: "Okay…breathless Buh-bye." Smile. Sweet wave.

AN: Yeah, I'm speeding up the timeline in the next ch. So heads up!

SAMIE: insert pic of Rinoa getting her face blown off. ROCK ON!

Me: I love you Samie! Marry me!