The dogs are on the loose
I don't own Inuyasha or Ranma ½
Another chapter done and for once I'm completely satisfied with it. I also finished my work on the new characters I want to use in "Without the well" the twins became a hilarious pair. I won't reveal anything else that would spoil things. For a sadder note the epilogue for this storywill probably be up around Wednesday.
Dark Inu Fan / Dragon man 180: Sorry but I don't think that I'll continue with this storyline for now I don't want it to end in a boring family story, I had ideas to write about their lives in Japan's troubled times the best one is based on the Odysseus, the time is placed into the second world war,it simply tells the story howInuyasha and Shippo aretrying to get back into Japan after their carrier is destroyed in a battle.
Chapter: 38 You can't win them all
Several days have passed since the demon family left and things pretty much calmed down ever since. The only ones who were causing problems for Akane and Ranma were their fathers and the Kuno's who still didn't get the massage. They were simply too delusional to get the picture that their "lovers" got married and want nothing to do with them.
The two newlyweds kept on sleeping separately making sure that their fathers don't figure out what's going on and the longer they don't do that the bigger revenge the two youngsters get. By now even Kasumi learned what's going on. But this night something happened that would for sure make the two crazed men find out what's going on. During an evening snuggle session with Akane Ranma fell asleep and the girl decided not to disturb the boy the feeling of him close to her like that was too good.
It was around seven in the morning when Genma woke up to once again unleash the secret Saotome school attack the Saotome Surprise Sunrise Strike on his son, the only problem was that the boy in question was missing from his bed. This was more than strange since it was Sunday morning, which usually meant sleeping in bigtime! Of course the thoughtful father he is he searched the entire house looking for his son but he found him nowhere.
"Tendo did you see my boy?" he asked making his way into the main room.
"Not since yesterday evening." answered the other man turning back to his newspaper.
"Where the hell could he be?" asked Genma once again from himself.
"If you ask me he had enough of your early morning ambushes and decided to look for a better place to sleep." interrupted Nabiki. "If you want more info that'll be ten-thousand yen." /I should have asked for twenty-thousand./ thought the girl after saying it but it was too late now.
Of course the two fathers knew that when she wants so much money it usually means that she found out something important. "Deal!" answered Soun. Nabiki smiled after hearing this and pulled out a photo from her pocket that she took just a few minutes ago with the help of her camera. When Soun Tendo saw the picture he couldn't believe his eyes. It sowed Ranma and Akane snuggling on his daughter's bed.
"RANMA!" he hollered racing upstairs to beat the ungrateful boy to a pulp, he practically tore down the door of Akane's room but when he entered his mouth fell to the ground. His little girl was in the middle of a long KISS with Ranma in HER bed half NAKED. "RANMAAAA! How dare you do that to Akane before getting married!" he hissed jumping up on them to stop the two.
The two teenagers jumped out of the bed and Akane grabbed a cushion to cover her breasts that were only covered by a bra. "What are you doing here dad!" she yelled with her face turning crimson from embarrassment.
"You shouldn't be doing this till you get married!" hollered her father. Of course Ranma's father already had the perfect answer.
"After this we can't wait anymore they have to get married this day, who knows how many times they already did this!" yelled Genma, grabbing his son, or at least trying to because that punched him into the face sending his old man out on Akane's window and into the thick concrete fencing around the Tendo dojo.
"Forget it old man!" he yelled.
"Have you already thought about Akane's honour?" hollered Soun.
"What are you talking of dad we couldn't marry even if we wanted." interrupted Akane.
"What!" yelled both fathers at the same time one simply stared her in disbelief and ran to get back into the room while the other activated the Tendo waterworks.
""What could possibly keep you from marrying?" hollered Akane's father with tears streaming out of his eyes.
(Don't even think about it I already started negotiations for that spot, once that power plant is finished I can forget about all material troubles.)
"I had enough of this ungrateful boy! Tendo call a priest!" snapped Genma trying to grab Ranma however the boy responded with a quite powerful punch. The two engaged in a long fight and soon they were busy destroying the garden, or rather Ranma was busy destroying the garden with his whimpering father's head.
After some time Akane took a pity on her father and decided to let the cat out of the bag. "Dad you understand everything the wrong way. Ranma and I can't marry because we already are married. I am his wife by all meanings."
Sound Tendo couldn't believe his ears his little girl decided to go through with the wedding without him knowing. Considering that his brain was out of date when it came to both hard and software it wasn't a too big surprise that the only thing he could do was standing there and gawking at her daughter with wide eyes, a few seconds later the world started to spin around him and everything went black as he entered emergency stand by mode.
"Kasumi!" yelled Akane for her older sister "Dad fainted again!"
Next morning everything was just like normal except for the fact that principal Kuno was at it again confiscating everything but the kitchen sink dressed as a Christian priest. Second problem was that the sky was promising rain that could start to pour down at any moment.
Ranma and Akane just got close to the school gates under the same umbrella, some students were still eyeing them strangely waiting for the four horsemen of the apocalypse to ride through the city but since this didn't happen since the two got together there wasn't a that big panic.
"Ranma Saotome I'm here to free the beautiful Akane Tendo and the fair Kagome Taisho from your clutches!" hollered Kuno charging forward once again. Ranma and Akane both groaned hearing the usual entry.
"If you're looking for Kagome I then I suggest you to go back into the past because she returned to her time!" answered Akane.
"Nay that is not possible she would have never went with that vile demon! You forced her you vile sorcerer admit it!"
"Will ya lay off already or do you want to spend the next month in the hospital?" asked Ranma in a tone that very much promised a lot of pain if Kuno doesn't back off, and he didn't, he soon had the luck to see what Ranma can do at full power as he was turned into the strangest form a of human pretzel you've ever seen.
Ranma was about to take Akane's hand into his once again and enter the school grounds, when he felt a tug on his ring finger. "Sooo sorry but keiki can not have this! Must be confiscated!" he said before letting out a laugh.
Ranma let out a growl that sounded just like Inuyasha's, "Let go of my wedding band or I'll rip you apart he mumbled in a low meaning tone."
"Sorry Keiki but you can no have stuff like this ta school!"
"Let go or suffer!" warned Ranma.
"One more thing! Late keiki will get Wahipaulkulikie and Wahipaulkuterem all week!"
"What did he say?" asked someone from the crowd while someone else was busy flipping through his dictionary.
"It means toilet and assembly hall duty." when the brains of the people around them caught the meaning of the words their faces turned horrid. Toilet duty was a bad thing but scrubbing that huge assembly hall! That would mean that they'll be at school almost all night! Suddenly the speed at they were walking towards the school gates multiplied.
Within seconds everybody was within the sanctuary of the educational facility except for the principal and Ranma who was chasing after insane school leader trying to get back his ring. "Give me back that wedding band or I'll rip you apart, it was a present from the shrine!" he hollered but he didn't get any answer.
The principal continued to run but Ranma easily caught up with him and forced the ring out of his hand.
"Impressive keiki you gotten faster here let me congratulate you!" remarked the principal handing a box to Ranma not even a second after he left the box exploded the explosion didn't really hurt the boy but it was still enough to make him mad. To boot this the principal used Ranma's temporally dazed state and reclaimed the boy's ring. When Ranma saw as the not so sane principal was making a break for with his ring he became really stinky.
"Get back here you lunatic!" he roared charging after the lunatic man finally Akane decided to interfere forgetting about the fact that she'll be scrubbing toilets and floor all next week if she doesn't get back in time.
The school bell started ringing while her husband and the crazy principal were getting farther away, but she reached the two fighting males, then she pulled out the biggest chi mallet you ever saw after deciding to stick to the classics and whacked the Hawaii crazed principal on the head. Ranma quickly grabbed his ring and the belongings of the others and raced after Akane in hope to reach the school gates in time.
The two raced across the street with full speed Ranma was way in front but he saw that Akane would never have a chance to reach her goal in time, so he turned around, and swept her into his hands, before once again charging at the school gates, he was only a few feet away when those closed, shut the boy had no time to slow down but he managed to turn around so his back was the first thing that came into contact with the iron bars.
"Damn it!" he cursed while he impacted into the gate creating a huge dent on the poor door.
Then he saw as the principal jumped over them and over the gate and landed inside. "I'd just hate to see you tardy!" he called out while flying over them.
Akane knew that something isn't right she quickly grabbed her watch to see what's going on "Ranma the gates shut early, we still have five seconds left! MOVE IT!"
The boy grabbed her and tried to jump over the fence but suddenly that grew in height. "Soo sorry keiki! Forgot to tell ya abou' da newest anti-burglar system dat got installed." interrupted the principal.
Once again Ranma had no other way to keep Akane from injury than to use his body as defence in this particular case he was forced to use his face, after that the two teenagers fell to the ground with Ranma making sure that Akane landed on him so she won't get any injuries. There also was the problem that they were out of time.
"Bad keiki!" schooled the principal "You are late! I want ta see ya in ma office!"
Ranma stood up grumbling and helped Akane to her feet "Thanks Ranma but you don't need to help me I'm not made out of porcelain!"
"I'm just trying to be nice ya tomboy! I know that you're a martial artist and can take care of yourself but what if I prefer you a bit softer? Sheesh!" answered Ranma, the next second Akane's fist was occupying the place where his head once was located then she once again started to materialize her mallet. "I didn't say weak I just meant that you could lean on me at least a bit aren't we partners?"
Akane stopped in mid stroke and Ranma sighed when seeing that she stopped just in time to not to hit him on the head. Then something cold and wet landed on the tip of his nose that triggered his curse. /I better find a way to get rid of that dammed curse/ he thought. "At least you're starting to get it that you're too tomboyish for your own good!" he said aloud.
That did it! And for the remainder on the day he had the joy to enjoy some of Akane's tutoring on "how to cure the Saotome foot in mouth disease".