After all of the commotion, Kikyo started to stir. As soon as she lifted her head half a foot above the ground, Libby grabbed a hard cover book and tackled the undead miko.
"DEATH TO KIKYO!" She shouted, pummeling the very confused priestess. Taylor shortly followed suit, punching her, pulling her hair, and generally bothering her. Sango, who had awoken from her daze, lifted the two off of Kikyo, who looked quite bruised.
"What are you two doing?" Inu-yasha asked, and Sango kept holding them back from trying to murder Kikyo.
"Attempting to murder the evil, undead priestess who keeps ruining Inu-yasha and Kagome's relationship, whose soul is filled with nothing but hatred and anger." Libby said plainly, which caused everyone to stare and blink. Except Sesshomaru, who had just sat down and continued watching the television.
"How do you know all this?" Sango asked, but Kagome was already explaining.
Then Koga awoke, and Rin, and Jaken.
"Ah, Kagom-AY!" Koga shouted as Taylor pulled herself from Sango's grasp and tackled him. Though she didn't start murdering him, like she did to Kikyo, Taylor sat on top of him, and started lecturing him.
"You are an idiot! Kagome doesn't love you, and she isn't your mate. You ought to give up on her, and make good your promise to Ayame. She's always been faithful to you," And continued on, and on, and on, while Libby was still trying to attack Kikyo.
Rin looked at Sesshomaru, then Naraku, then Libby and Taylor, then the television.
"What's wrong Lord Sesshomaru?" She asked the dog demon, who hadn't taken his eyes off the screen since it was turned on.
"Nothing, Rin, but you should watch this. It is very entertaining." He explained, as it showed Kagome and Jinenji working in the fields. The little girl looked thoughtful for a minute, then crawled into Sesshomaru's lap. Jaken looked very flustered, as from the moment he awoke he started running around and screaming. Libby looked momentarily distracted, and sat on top of him, like Taylor was doing to Koga. He was still screaming, but now he had stopped running.
Things continued like this; Libby and Taylor sitting on Jaken and Koga, Sango, Miroku, Kagome, and Inu-yasha talking about what had happened, Rin and Sesshomaru watching TV, and Kikyo knocked into a coma, until Naraku and Ayame woke up.
"Where am I? Kanna, that traitor! I never would've expected something like this from her." Naraku muttered angrily. He was then aware that Libby and Taylor had gotten off of their hostages and were approaching him. "What are you doing? Get away, before I destroy you!" He then realized that his demonic powers were gone. "Help! HELP!" He cried, as they shoved him into a closet. Then they shoved Kikyo into a closet.
"Ha ha! Take that!" Libby cheered as they locked the door and barred it with a chair.
Koga, who had been listening to Taylor's lectures for the past half hour, started to look at Ayame in a new light. She had certainly been faithful to him, even when she discovered that he loved Kagome. But, he still did love Kagome. So he couldn't go to Ayame. (But if the fans have anything to say about it, he may change his mind.)
Ayame looked around in a confused manner, but Kagome explained the situation. When Shippo and Kirara woke up, Kagome explained again (after they were both nearly strangled because of their adorableness).
"Oh! I better tell everyone on the internet about this!" Libby shouted, rushing to her computer.
URGENT!
Inu-yasha and the gang have just crashed into my living room. This is the REAL DEAL. No kidding, no fooling. Go to , if you want to see them. Debates for pairings and interviews will be arranged later. Please come tomorrow morning.
Everyone except Taylor (who was talking to Naraku and Kikyo through the closet door) was reading this and looking very nervous.
"That isn't good, is it?" Inu-yasha asked Kagome.
"Probably not."
In Inu-yasha's world…"What? Naraku's gone?" Kagura exclaimed when Kanna told what had happened. There was silence for a minute, and then she shouted, "WHO HOO! BUST OUT THE SAKE!"
What will happen next chapter, when the screaming hordes of fan girls and boys arrive? Tune in to find out! However, I won't update this one for a while. The next update is going to be in Butterfly's Serenade, just so you know what to expect.