The Ed's woke up to find themselves on a strange floating platform in front of a long winding path with a Snake's Head surrounded by a lower layer of yellow-orange clouds. They were in a line with many other people.

Edd: "What an obscure dream."

Eddy: "Oh, my aching head!"

Ed: "Yep, that looks serious Eddy! Glowing rings floating spectrally over your noggin is a sure-fire sign of a case of the mozzarella virus from the napkin men."

Eddy: "Glowing ring? Hey, look who's talking!"

Edd looked confusedly at these rings, and suddenly a terrified look of understanding wiped over Double D's face.

Edd: "EDDY! I have a feeling that we have somehow met an early demise! Dear me. Eddy, here? Well then, it seems that heaven is easier to get into than the State of Arizona."

Large Man: "Heh-hem!"

A large red man in a giant desk stared down at them. Edd's eyes widened in intimidation.

Edd: "Pardon me sir but, who might you be?"

Large Man: "I'm King Yemmah. I'm the one in charge of populating new souls here. State your names. Please hurry up, I'm having a rough time, Earth is having some serious casualties."

Edd: "My name is Edd, but with two D's, and these are my friends Ed, and Eddy."

Suddenly, King Yemmah stood up, and this was something given his immense stature.

King Yemmah: "Wait, not the ones that the Supreme Kai Kibitoshin has been searching for! Pardon my saying so, but you seem a bit young to be the saviors he was talking about."

Eddy: "Saviors?"

King Yamma: "Don't perplex yourselves about it! The Supreme Kai has been awaiting your arrival in the next room. Go there, and don't keep him waiting. He's an extraordinarily important person, and having business with the likes of individuals such as yourselves is astoundingly rare."

The Ed's opened the oversized door to the following room. A man with purple skin, long white hair, and pointed ears was there. They shared a sigh of relief as they realized the calm demeanor of the man.

Kibitoshin: "So, you have come. I would have come to visit you myself, but I heard of the destruction of your hometown, and that you three were among the fatalities. Therefore, I waited for you here. I'm sorry for the abruptness of all this, but I'll explain everything later after we travel to my planet."

Eddy: "Destruction, PLANET…THEREFORE?"

Edd: "Pardon my asking but, wouldn't traveling to another planet consume years of time?"

Kibitoshin: "Not in the way we'll be traveling. Just hold on to me and we'll make the jump."

Ed: "Cool! Are we visiting the globe of mole-people, and having the ligaments removed from our ankles!"

Kibitoshin: "Beg pardon?"

Edd: "Please excuse Ed's anomalous conduct. He is unfortunately a rather adept fan and victim of fictional television programming."

Kibitoshin: "Um, okay. Right. Ahem. Just relax, this will feel a little strange."

And with a zip, they traveled faster than light to the sacred planet of the Kai's.