They arrived on the sacred planet, still scarred from a battle that went on there.
Eds: "Ah!"
Ed: "Cool!"
Kibitoshin: "Well, now that we're here, let me explain why your even here in the first place."
Eddy: "Go on will ya', I want to get on with my life."
Kibitoshin: "The reason I've brought you here is because of a new threat in the Universe. Max Payne. Max Payne was a police officer for the Earthling city you call New York. Somehow, he's gone horridly mad. He developed a power that has been forgotten because of the great span of peace. The truth is that he is a Saiyan, who resided on Earth, but whose species came from another world, where they were a feared warrior race that after near extinction became the most powerful beings known in the Universe, a descendant of the warriors Vegeta and Goku. His lineage is uncertain, but we know that he has become a Super Saiyan, a transformation of these beings that increases their staggering power to unimaginable levels. No living warrior in the Universe is as strong as him now. Though he would have been considered weak many years ago, the Universal neglect of the arts in energy have caused a large weakness. Other than Payne, there are only three other Saiyans that we are aware of. You.
Eddy: "Whoa, what a brain job."
Edd: "I'm afraid that's just not possible. We can't be uh, 'Saiya-jins', or whatever the term is."
Kibitoshin: "But you are. And it is my duty to help you train to become strong enough to vanquish Max Payne, and bring back peace. You must awaken your super saiyan powers, and head back to Earth."
Edd: "My own pacifism aside, there is still a problem sir, we can't go back to Earth, we're among the deceased."
Kibitoshin: "Don't worry; the guardian of Earth, Dende, is bringing the legendary Dragonballs together to wish for Max Payne's damage to be undone. The second wish will be saved for later.
Eddy: "Dragon…balls?"
Kibitoshin: "The Dragonballs are seven mystical gems that when brought together, will summon the Eternal Dragon Shenron. The dragon will then grant two wishes to the summoner. Although I wish it wasn't necessary to abuse their powers, lest we have another episode of Shadow Dragons."
Eddy: "Man, eternal dragons, guardians, people from other planets and Super Saiyans? It's like we've walked inside your brain Ed.
Ed, his head hurting from overloaded information rubbed it woefully.
Ed: "And I can feel the footsteps too. Ouch…"
Kibitoshin: "Before you are able to train hard enough to reach any significant strength, my elder must perform a special ritual to awaken your hidden powers. It will take about 48 hours. Trying to gain your strength the old fashion way would take years of time and training."
Edd: "Elder?"
Ed: "Where?"
An older version of Kibitoshin walked up from behind them.
Old Kai: "That would be me. Hmm? These are the best you could find?"
Kibitoshin: "A Saiyan is best matched by another saiyan, but in this case we have three."
Old Kai: "Well, I've worked miracles before."
Eddy: "Hey Double D, check out the geriatric trying to put us down! How's that for irony!"
Edd: "Irony Eddy? I see improvement in your language skills."
Old Kai: "Arrogant as ever. Those Saiyans are exactly what I expected. Except for that tall one with the idiot's grin on his mug. Either he's the strong silent type, or he keeps spare change in his head."
Kibitoshin: "Please elder, these three probably hold the fate of the Universe on their shoulders! The least we can do is act towards them with propriety."
Old Kai: "Alright, alright. Pardon me if I still hold a grudge to that smug race."
Kibitoshin: "Goku and Vegeta DID defeat the Shadow Shenrons though. I don't see how you can be angry at them after that."
Old Kai: "Oh, then I suppose you don't remember that they fought strongly, but irrationally. They made almost every mistake in the book! It was merely a lot of luck that let them scrape through that conflict!"
Kibitoshin: "With all due respect, I think we should put our opinions to the side and begin training. Every minute we waste is another handful of lives eradicated."
Old Kai: "Fine by me. Now please, stand up straight, very still, and don't move too rapidly or you'll spoil the ritual. Good. Here we go."
Then, the Elder Kai began to circle them with a seemingly insane dance.
Old Kai: "Wake up you…sleeping powers…"
Ed: "I saw this movie."
Eddy: "What's with this? I thought he was gonna train us, not lull us to sleep!"
Edd: "Please be patient Eddy, I'm sure there is some method to this lunacy."
Ed: "I've got moss in between my toes."