The war of the weird ones

by IndentityCrisis

Captain Haras and Captain Erialc must survive in george lucas' trashy script. They encounter Darth shrinker, now small, ewoks and more! Then they fight? Confusing? yes! Ask Brad663 to save you, but he's a moron. Cowritten with Currently deceased.. ect.

2. MESSAGE TWO

To: Captain Erialc

From: Captain Haras

Subject: RE: HELP !!!!

Captain Erialc? Captain Erialc? Do you read me? Obvliously not. Jeeze. You'd think that someone being abducted by crazy Martian/boys would care more about the help we sent. A dog came at 10:oo at night trying to get in. He was all we could spare Captain, there was a meteorite about to blow up Pluto and all our crews were on that. I'm sorry that you had to go through all that but Fido totaly kicked Marvins ass. The martians came outside to mow the lawn at aprox. 12:00 at night and Fido used some of those Kung-foo moves we taught him to get rid of the martians. Unfortunately, he still got away. Fido does not have opposable thumbs and could not properly work the handcuff mechanism. We are sorry for any distress he may have caused. The two other convicts are under our constant surveillance. Do not worry.

From,

Captain Haras.