To: Captain Haras
From: Captain Erialc
Subject: Re: HELP !O.K. If these two boys are under your constant surveillance why am I locked up on a planet in a galaxy far far far far far far...well further than any dumb galaxy George Lucas made up where princesses have cinnamon buns attached to the side of their heads. Anyway it is very nice. Lots of interesting scenery that I would like to get a closer look at but cannot because I am locked up. Send help as soon as possible and please don't send Fido, the tower has no means of getting up other than my brown (how poetic ) braid that has grow extremely long very fast due to the strange atmosphere on the planet, and I don't think he could climb it. Maybe you could send the guy of my dreams instead. Sigh. ?