The war of the weird ones

by IndentityCrisis

Captain Haras and Captain Erialc must survive in george lucas' trashy script. They encounter Darth shrinker, now small, ewoks and more! Then they fight? Confusing? yes! Ask Brad663 to save you, but he's a moron. Cowritten with Currently deceased.. ect.

5. MESSAGE FIVE

To: Captain Haras From: Captain Erialc

Subject: RE:HELP!

Captain Haras

Brad663, I am sorry to tell you, arrived too late (haha). I was rescued by some Wookie who immediately handed me over to some guy called Luke who says he's my brother, (I don't trust him). Brad663, is most likely having the time of his life with the trained Wookies that I...I mean...Marvin sent to capture him. I however am not, the Wookie cannot converse in any way known to man, Luke cannot do anything but worry, and were forced to eat bran flakes (if it isn't bran flakes I don't want to know what it is). My mind, body and soul are being contaminated, dude. Get me out of here before... I turn to the DARK SIDE!

Adieu, captain Haras... hope to see you soon.

Captain Erialc