The legend of Zelda
The new Hyrule
A young man about the age of 17 rode through the fields with the wind on his face.
They young man had blonde hair, mysterious blue eyes, and green tunic.
He rode through the fields heading to the castle.
That night he petted his horse and fed her carrots he named her Epona many years ago and she had been a faithful companion. Suddenly he felt a searing pain on his left hand he decided to check, he saw the golden triangle on the back of his hand was glowing a faint purple colour, he thought it was a gay omen. ''He's here'' he said in a cold voice.
That morning he rode into the castle trying to find the princess, but nobody would let him in. He decided to sneak inside and managed to do it without being caught. He stepped into a green meadow like courtyard with a young girl at the other end of it.
He gasped in surprise realizing it was princess Zelda. He walked up to her and she span around as quick as a flash shouting ''WHAT DO YOU WANT''!
The man was taken aback by this but recovered quickly from shock ''may I ask why you were looking through that window. Yes'' Zelda replied.
As he looked through the window he saw an evil man in black armour as dark as the night. ''Ganondorf'' he growled. ''You know him''? Came a faint reply from princess Zelda. ''We've met'' he said. Ganondorf looked straight at him before impaling the king with his sword! Our hero gasped ''Zelda go with your attendant Impa she'll find you a hiding place. Impa appeared suddenly and started questioning the man ''I do not time all I can tell you is that my name is Link and you must go NOW''! Impa understood at once and fled with princess Zelda.
7 years later…..
The field had become a barren wasteland, the forest was riddled with monsters, the mountain was home to a dragon, the lake was dried up and the marketplace was infested with zombies. Link was riding through the field (again) and stopped for camp (again). Link got a strange feeling of deja-vu suddenly he had a flashback o some sort
Shadow, I beg of you give them a chance, to be happy, then he got blasted into space turned silver got married to a ball of light raised many chao kids and lived inside I giant emerald
''What the hell''
''Hey'' shouted an annoying voice in his ear ''what is it you stupid fairy' link replied
I see someone in the distance He saw a weird teenager and some egg guy at an auction 'and we got the master emerald for a nickel going once going twice sold to the sexy bat in the back'' the teenager said ''now I'll never be able to defeat mouldy vouldy'' Link decide he was going crazy
Suddenly Tingle appeared with a handgun (for some reason?)
'I'll teach you to pop my balloon!' he said pointing the gun at link's heart.
'I can't do it.'Loads Gun 'Now I can!' he screamed maniacally.
Link's corpse remains in that campsite to this day and ever after.
THE END
'Or is it?'
'Yes it is.'
'Okay, bye bye.'
This was made by john and paul we are both writing it bye